Corpse wins Luge Championship II - Return of the Groundhog

I have been receiving quite a few e-mails asking what became of the poor, amphetamine crazed groundhog in the "Corpse wins Luge Championship blog posting." You can all put your minds at ease. The groundhog did survive the incident although he did have a rough time of it at first. He wandered in a concussed and drug-addled state for many days before being taken in by a religious cult that worshipped a giant oatmeal replica of Wilford Brimley.

Once he recovered his senses he ran away from the cult. He made his way to Hollywood where he fell into some bad company that included Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell. One night the two of them were trying to escape some rather low budget paparazzi, who were attempting to capture their likenesses with etch-a-sketches, by using a discarded skateboard. The skateboard hit a very deep pothole and catapulted the groundhog and Tinkerbell through the window of a baker's delivery van and onto the top of a wedding cake just as it was being delivered to the reception hall.

Everything actually worked out for the best because, due to a freak accident involving a moth breeding experiment at a nearby university, the only items of clothing left in the bride and groom's apartment on the day of the wedding were a groundhog costume and a chihuahua costume. Soon afterwords the groundhog went through rehab and is now leading a normal life.