_{when your talking to your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when you running from police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when you're running down the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you really want to shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{if your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea}

Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea

_{it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea}

_{when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea}