15 Jokes For Kids
75Here are some easy and cool jokes for children that I have compiled from various sources, the jokes are all G-rated and in good taste and they are very easy to learn. Telling jokes is a fun way for children to learn language development and improve their social skills.
For some kids it is very natural to tell jokes, but for others it is the delivery that they may have to practice.
Hi Kids ..... don't worry practice makes perfect and here are 15 jokes that you can practice to tell to your friends and family.
Read, giggle, laugh and have Fun!!!
Alex: Teacher!, teacher, Jimmy just swallowed four quarters!
Teacher: Why would he do that?
Alex: It's his lunch money.
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What is hottest day of the week?
Fry day
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Why do spiders like the internet?
Because of all the websites!
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What do you get when you cross an Apple computer with fast food?
A Big Mac
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What is the biggest moth?
A Mam-moth!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
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What's red and white?
Pink
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What do you cut a dinosaur bone with?
A dino saw
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What is the healthiest insect?
A vitamin bee.
How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, everytime I drink a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye.What should I do, Doctor?
Doctor; Have you tried taking the spoon out of your cup
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How can a teacher double his money?
By folding it in half!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?
To reach the high notes
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What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
Mickey Moose
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Father: How does Old MacDonald spell farm?
Son: E.I.E. I.O
What type of music do geologist like best? ROCK !
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I hope you have fun , if you have some jokes and you want to share it with us, please feel free to add on the comments box...
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Comments
I have a few: 1. why did the fireplace call a doctor?
A. because it's chimney had the flu....
2. What did one hot dog say to the other?
A. "Hi Frank"
3. Why are fish so smart?
A. Because the go around in schools !
4. What sheet can't be folded?
A. A sheet of ice...
Ok my share is added...Nice job on yours sweetie...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace
I need these. I can NEVER remember jokes!
Ok heres one not so PC.
What goes "ha, ha, ha, Plop?
A:- Someone laughing their head off!
;-[)
My son loved these!
these are sooo lame i knew all of them get ne ones
William F. Torpey says:
10 months ago
I once had an acquaintance who could tell jokes for hours -- and funny ones! I always had trouble remembering just one of them. Nice, funny, hub.