I'm writing today to try and sell you my email copywriting service.

It's sad how much my life revolves around that man.

Here I am, crouching over my keyboard, reloading his Twitter over and over again just so that I known when his next video is going to be launched.

What I find astounding is that I'm not the only one with the Shaggy Man fetish--it's almost like when Frank says "Jump", the online marketing community says "How high?"

Indeed, you'll start seeing the all the tricks in his free videos starting to be furiously replicated across the internet marketing scene.

Every single email screams BAD NEWS in the subject line now.

Frank Kern is probably laughing at the influence he has. And how lemming-like the whole crowd seems to be.

So here's my email copywriting tip for you that's directly related to the secret of Frank's greatness:

People are just waiting to be led, so take charge and start leading. If you can do it in your surfer shorts, even better.

Your prospect love the idea that you are so commanding, yet you got nothing to prove. Display your personality in all your multi-faceted glory--the last thing people want are corporate speak. ZZZ.

How to instantly improve your emails--be human... Be colourful... Be authoritative... And see your response rates go way, way up...

I'm going to reload the Twitter page one more time.

It may sound like hyperbole, but I don't think it is.

You see, when I first got started in email marketing with my previous employer, I really didn't know where to begin. I Googled, I searched high and low, and all I got was a few measly eBooks.

Still, there wasn't anything in there that took my list marketing to a whole new level. A few good pointers here and there.

The copywriting masters basically claimed if you use sales letter strategies in your marketing emails, you'll see results. Guess what? That bombed big time and I didn't get the sales boost I craved.

Was opt-in email marketing then a neccesary evil?

The big breakthrough was when I decided to build an email account and signed up for every single marketing list known to men. And from that sea of mediocrity came up gems that bobbed to the surface, emails that stood out to me in all that painful noise.

It was then I discovered the email mastery of folks like Matt Furey, Frank Kern and Jay White. I studies them and devoured them, I bought their courses.

And guess what? Just a month ago. I wrote an email that broke the 6 figure revenues mark in the space of 48 hours. Now, I average a 5 figure sale at minimum with every 500 word email I send out.

It is these secrets that I'm now presenting to you. Enjoy the ride.

You'll never see your email marketing the same way ever again. Cheers.

It's the more senior ones in cyberspace that are writing the most authentic emails.

The above 60's see the email as snail mail with keyboards, and they write accordingly.

Already that puts them far ahead of the 99% other so-called email copywriters out there.

Let me ask you--what would you rather recieve? Somebody sending you yet another screaming promo, or a nice warm letter from your Aunt Midge--impacting you with touching stories and profound insights.

Okay, maybe that example was slightly extreme. But this one thing you must know--email copywriting is more Hallmark rather than Bloomberg. Get to the jugular, speak like a close friend, avoid business speak.

In marketing emails, your talking and your writing are the same things. Same voice.

Do this and see your open rates soar and response rates leap... 'coz it's all about humanity, not technology.

More tips like this to come. You like?