Just Joking Around
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Here are a few jokes including Knock knock jokes, that I compiled. Whether your 7 or 75 years old I hope you will have a laugh when you leave this hub.
Teacher: Spell "HORSE"
Joe: H, O, R, S
Teacher: Yes, but what's on the end of it?
Joe: A tail !
Student: "Can I get into trouble for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "No".
Student: "Thank you Miss, because I didn't do my homework!"
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Teacher: What did Caesar say when Brutus stabbed him?
Aaron: "Ouch!"
Teacher: What is the plural of "baby"?
Student: Twins?
Teacher: Who can spell "Mississippi?"
Susie: Miss, I can start but I‘m not sure if I can finish!
Knock, Knock Jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan of those things sent to annoy you.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy your underwear.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Collin
Collin who?
Collin and see me next time you're passing.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time.
Mother: Why are you home from school early?
Son: I was sent home because the boy who sits next to me was smoking.
Mother: But if he was smoking,why were you sent home?
Son: It was me who set him alight.
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Grandson: Grandad, Why do you put your hand to your mouth when you sneeze?
Grandad: To catch my teeth.
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Husband: How do you spell "mousetrap" in just three letters?
Wife: C - A - T
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Billy: How does light travel?
Joe: I don't know, but it always arrives too early in the morning.
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Why don't Chinese eat custard?
Have you tried eating custard with a chopsticks?
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Clever questions and answers
Why are false teeth like stars?
Answer: They come out at night.
Why are the mother fleas so sad?
Answer: Because her children were going to the dogs.
What colour is the hiccup?
Answer: Burple
What is the only true cure for dandruff?
Answer: Baldness
Why did the computer sneeze?
Answer: It had a virus.
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Answer: To keep an eye on the mouse.
Science Teacher: Which travels faster, heat or cold?
Student: Heat because you can catch a cold.
History teacher: What was Camelot?
Student: A place where camels are parked.
Did you know?
Humor in a dream is a good indication of lightheartedness and release from the tension that may have surrounded some issue.
There is, however, also a negative side of humor, such as when someone or something is derided or made fun of.
A day in a pet shop
- My dad went into a pet shop to complain, "You sold me a canary with a broken leg," he said. "Well, you said you wanted a bird that could sing," replied the shopkeeper, "you didn't say you wanted it to dance as well."
- A man went into a pet shop and said, "How much is the cockatoo?" the shopkeeper said, "A reasonable price." The man said, " All right send me the bill." The shopkeeper said, "I'm sorry sir, it's the whole bird or nothing."
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