FUNNY SMS

Its the sweetest thing to do, do it on the bed on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere ! you must never stop it doing. Nts called prayer! Naughty mind.....

Chemistry proffessor asked a GIRL:- WHAT IS NITRATE? Girl replied:- 2,500 and hotels rate will be paid seperately.

Personality of Woman according to bra size.......

30" Innocent

32" calm

34" defensive

36" sexy

38" hot

40" aggressive

42" out of control.

Why don't girls keep mobile in thier shirt's pocket? Because during vibration milk turn into curd!!

A boy wrote a love letter with his blood to medical girl and said:- Reply to my letter , Girl replied :- blood group B+ and lack of haemoglobin....

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,.............

0 ! # ? % * - + =,

THANK GOD ALL BUTTONS OF MY CELL ARE FINE, sorry to disturb you!!!

A chinese couple named thier 1st baby CHING-CHONG-FONG, 2ND CHANG-CHING-CHONG, 3RD A Negro was born they named, SOME-THING-WRONG. 

 

Why do most woman spend much time on thier LOOKS and not in their MINDS???? Because they know that men are STUPID, but BLIND....!!  

Police:- Are you married?

Sardar:- Yes, to a woman,

Police(angrily):- Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a Man.? Sardar:- Yes! My sister did!

Teacher showing a skeleton to sardar student and asked, What is this?

sardar:- A person who started dieting but forgot to stop.....!

There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence,

You can kiss your girlfriend is confidence,

Only you can kiss your girl friend is pverconfidence....

Sardar pull a girl in to room, lock the door, putt off the light, pull her to bed, Drag her in to the blanket and said, SEE HOW MY NEW RADIUM WATCH IS LIGHTENING!!!!!

God saw hungry man, he made food, God saw you thirsty, he made water, God saw you sleepy, he made bed, God saw you without a friend, he cheated me......