Whats a pirate's favourite shop?.............ARRRRrrrrrrgos!

Why are pirates so cool?..........They just arrrrrrrr!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?...........A buck-an-ear

Which author is every pirate's favourite?...........J Arrr Arrr Tolkien

Where's the best place to meet a pirate?...........In a barrrrr

Which limb is a pirate's favourite?...........His arrrrrm

Which brand of rum do pirates drink?...........Bacarrrrrdi

What did the pirate say when he had a heart attack?..........Arrr! Me heartie!

What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrrrmageddon

What's a pirate's favorite food?...........Arrrrrtichokes

How do pirates make their money?..........By hook or by crook

What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?...........RRAAAAAAAAAAA

Who is a pirate's favorite singer?.........ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?.........Because they can spend years at C!

What do you call a stupid pirate?..........The pillage idiot!

How did the pirate raise his mast?...........He used a wench!

What is a pirate's favourite type of music?...........Arr and B!

What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?..........DraculARRRR

Where do pirates shop for their clothes?...........The Salvation ARRmy!!! 

What do Mexican pirates eat?..........Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!! 

What is the greatest pirate college rock band?..........Arrr. E. M.

Why don't pirates go to the moon?..........Because it's too FAAARRRRR!!!

What brand of clothes do pirates wear?..........Arrrrrrrrmani!

All porcupines float in water

Cat's urine glows under UV light

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

Right handed people live nine years longer than left handed people do

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors

Scooby Doo's first name is Scoobert

Ant’s scratch themselves when they wake up

Arab women can file for divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them

Giraffes cannot cough

A rat and a horse cannot vomit

Polar bears are left-handed

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines

40% of women have hurled a shoe at a man

Donkeys are sometimes used by Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets

Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is

Animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't

Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror

Due to his constant name changes, P Diddy hasn't received any mail since 1977

Tuesday didn't exist on calendars until 1955

The first remote control took 8 minutes to change channels

One out of every two thousand babies is born fully clothed

People who live together for extended periods end up blinking at the same time

The most frequently used word in the English language is "biscuit"

One-third of explorers who've visited both the North and South Poles developed bipolar disorder

No one in Canada has a birthday on March 16^th

No death-row inmate has ever asked for tofu as his last meal