adal Thanni Oru Glassla irukku.
Saadha Thanni Oru Glassla irukku.
Eppadi difference kandupudippa?
ans :
Kadal Thannila Alai Adikkumilla. .

Sales man : indhaanga sir erumpu powder vaankittu ponga. men: veandam innaku erumpukku powder vaankittu pona adhu naalaiku lipstick keatkum.........!*!

How do you identify a funny man in a class?

Its simple, check who is erasing his notes when teacher is cleaning the board... Gud eve'g.

World's Worst Joke --> What Happens When a Lion Roars...

TOM and JERRY Cartoon Starts....... GOOD MORNING.

Son:APPA 5+5 evlo pa
funny guy:Ada manga madaya, thadi maadu, thanda soru, mara mandai, maadu mathire valanduruka idhu kuda therla po Calculator konduva.gud ngt.

In 1 Scooter, 3 funny guys were going. Traffic polis showed his hand 2 stop them.. Guy said - "Sorry, V R already 3". No more lift. G.M.

College Kadi :
Boy1: Yei machi Unaku S.M.S Free thane Enaku Message Anupuda,
Boy 2 :Thodaa Enakku Incoming kooda than free.
Nee Phone Pannu mapla. Good Mon.

Try 2 understand me Don'T disturb me.Leave me alone. Lastnight i didnt sleep thinking of u.dont play with my life,Please

  funny guy 2 Mosquito

FLASH NEWS :
In chennai 143 COLLEGE GIRLS attempted suicide
& Admitted in GH HOSPITAL

REASON: beautiful boy "VINOTH" REJECTED their LOVE..........

funny guy  & His Wife went f4 Divorce.JUDGE: U have 3 Kids. How wil u divide them?funny guy said, "Ok,We wil come next year with one more". .GN.

JUDGE: Y R U arrested?SARDAR:For shopping early.Jdg: Oh! Thats not a crime. Anyway how early were u shopping?Sdr: B4 the shop opens. GE.

funny guy  sks his new girlfriend: what sort of books you are interested in, she said: Cheque Books. GE

What is bravery..? Coming home late at night in frnd's bike, n mom waiting outside with broom stick 2 beat.. U ask "Hi mummy still cleaning"

FATHER: Yenda Amma dhaney adichanga adhuku poi yen ippadi azhara.. SON:Pongapa Ungala madhiri Ennala adi thanga mudiyathu.. GOOD NIGHT.

VADIVEL: hi unga dress supera irruku deepavaliku eduthatha ? PARTHIBAN : illa enaku edhuthathu.

Class room
Teachar: Amerikava kandupidichathu
yaaru?
Student(mani) : Miss modhala
Amerikava ozhichu vachathu
yaarunu solluga

SARDAR: In My Dreams, Rats Play Football Evry Nite. Dr: Take This Medcine for 2 Day    funny guy : Can I Start Frm Tomrow B'coz Tonight Is Final Match !. Good night.....

Boy : Nann fail mark vanginaal enga appavukku mookku mela kobam varum.. Unga appavukku..... funny guy : Enga appavukku en mela thaan kobam varum. Good Night .

Appa : yenda paperla result vanthuruku un numbera kaanom
Son: enaku vilamparam ellam pudikaadhupa. good night .....

What is a common question talked among BEGGARS & SOFTWARE engineers? . . . . . . . . . . . . Which platform r u working on?

A funny guy, was focussing a dead body's face in a funeral function. suddenly all relatives beat him. why?.. He said, "SMILE PLEASE

funny guy  was driving a car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. funny guy :sir I am learning driving. Cop:without instructor? funny guy :ya its correspondance course.