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Once a year dudes I have to go to the doctor for a pyhsical. Its sucks. they make you get all naked and stuff and put that cold circle thing on your chest and make you breathe a million times. I get tired of it. I'm like dude I know I can breathe and I know I am cool so leave me alone and quit touching me.
I got a jewish doctor. I didnt know he was jewish but he told me I could tell by his last name but it sounds like iceberg. I dont know whats jewish about icebergs but he says it is. They say jewish people are real smart. Thats cool. I dont know what makes them smarter than everyone else but they must have invented something like a computer or a fast car or a rocket ship or something like that but I dont know what they invented so I dont know what makes them smart. I am sure they are smarter than me but so is alot of people. smartypants! I know what you say about me that I'm dumb but thats cool. I never said I was smart like other people.
I use to have an Indian doctor. Not one like geronimo but one like Gondi. He didnt laugh very much and he was always serious and told me I needed to pay attention to my diet. I told him I was on the carne asada diet but he didnt laugh. then I told him I was on a seafood diet, you know I see food and I eat it but he didnt laugh still. they say Indian people are real smart too but they are not as funny as the jews. My jewish doctor laughs at my jokes and he looks like woody allen. Even when he pinched my balls and told me to cough he was funny. he told me not to like it too much. But I didnt so I couldnt laugh at first.
I hate when the nurse stands there too. Its like shes checking me out. Its not fair. she gets to see me naked but I dont get to see her naked. Thats okay she got an ugly face anyways.
Pretty soon I am going to have to do the bend over test. Im scared of that one. I think doctors must be part gay to do what they do to touch my balls and to feel inside my butt. Thats gross!
I got a cousin who said they always used to do that cavity search when he was in prison. He got caught one time trying to sneak drugs in so then they always did it to him. Gross! He must feel part gay now too. He probably got a big hole from all that. Double Gross!! I dont even want to think about it.
My doctor said I need to exercise more and drink less beer that I was gaining too much weight but he laughed and said I was going to be a whale pretty soon and it wouldnt surprise him to see me blow water out my back like a whale. I didnt think it was funny but I laughed anyways. Sometimes thats polite. Hell Yeah!
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going to the doctor
Thanks for this. It's really helpful!
What kind of doctor do you go to, I never get naked LMAO
only half naked but they see evrything
they don't see my parts if they did they would faint with ecstasy LMAO
me too
hahahhaha you sure would. You may never recover................
Raiderfan...what grade did you drop out in anyway?
LOL....
you guys are mean!
good question pest. Ohhhhh here you both are was looking for u grrrrrrrrrrrr, you never at home I came calling with my overnite bag. Left my lipstick on a card at your front door
Your avatar is hot jj if I were a bloke I would crack on to you hahahahahaha
I am not mean jj I was asking Raider about why he is naked lol
I grauduated high school becuase of football then I wnet to alternitive school
Raiderfan-How did I guess that one!
Wow BP- How lesbianic sounding is that? thanks....I love ya lots but I still like a fat Chorizo, sorry!
Raiderfan...you are cool in my book. I think I used to ride the short bus to school with you though!
JJ I am fat! LOL
I like chorizo too but it gives me bad gas
I mean....a Schlong...OMG you guys are tards.
Hahahha jj no not lesbian sounding at all. As I said IFFFFF i was a bloke, if I were lesbian I would have cracked on to you by now.Oh yes I like my kabanas too I can assure you LMAO
football players ride on the bus with the cheer leaders Hell Yeah!
BP- Ok well as long as we are all on the good ship LOLLIPOP...LOL
I am now craving a Big Stick....hmmmmmm
Pest you are ignoring everything I said sighhhh.....I think Raider is kool too.....me and jj are his cheerleaders yahooooooooo
lesbians are cool
Hell yeah!
Queer leaders in your case i am afraid RF
Oh boy me too I could go with a whalloping rod right now. Yeaaa Hah
we are not queer PEST... We are HOT BEEEOTCHES!!!! heterosexual ones at that! =)
Save a horse...ride a cowboy...or in my case a gangsta!
Ride em cowboy aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pest why you being so mean grrrrrrrrr we lovely gals
lions fans are still losers dont get mad at me
Good lord BP!! Spank my ass and call me "rod" then!
RF...Great come back! you still on the juice?
Whaddaya mean the nurses get to stare at you naked and you can't see them naked?! LOL
At least you get to ride with them cheerleaders.
No wait! Not what you think BP!
cheerleaders can stare too
and get naked
ok...but we get to keep our Pom Poms.....
R-A-I-D-E-R- F-A-N Goooooooooooooooo raiders!!!!!
Pest I don't understand these US expressions have no idea what you just said to me was it a compliment or insult
Hey Mayhmongggggg, you found us
Hell Yeah!
*##"#@*$###
BP, that was a compliment..in a submissive tone!
Hahahahha oh thank god I won't call u Rod I will just use your rod LMAO
oh snap!!! We got some x-rated stuff up in this hub don't we? Why don't we all go to that chat we did a few days ago....
its too bad there isn't private chat rooms for two at a time...LOL
Let me mix a drink! BP...i think you would wear my out but I could give you a good run for your money.
Yeah I know!
Come chat together already hubbers!? No registration and its free!http://www.chatmaker.net/chatap/rooms/hubbers/
hahaha oh golly gosh that was a little X-rated LMAO meant it innocently u can delete that one RF hahah yea chatroom sounds good how we get there
No I meant it I meant it hahaha
Bring it on cowboy
cool
I gotta go to dinner and eat some tacos
Hey!
The chats just started!? Better hurry, cuz BP, Pest, and JJ are there!
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Oh this one takes me back. roflmao@may
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
I choked on my shake while reading this! The cough hasn't subsided as yet...
cool. its scary...I know.
On the contrary I thought that was really funny! Alright , I admit it was scarily funny:D. And while I was coughing , I was thanking God that he didn't give me any balls!
balls are scary too. they are big and hairy.
you are almost poetic there ...
balls are scary
they are big and hairy...
am a fairy
for havin no balls, i am cheery! :D
you are the poet
I'm just a dumb dude
that's kinda crude
Dont be on you so crude
alright, be a lil rude
but in time be prued
ya wouldn't want raider to have you sued!
P.S. Cris will have a cardiac infarction if he reads this ...
cool rhymes
line by line
you do fine
I wish I could do it
all the time
mine and your rhymes
make me not fine
Jeez, at such indignity
of poetry sublimed
I must for the exit
make a beeline!
my, my I will be your nurse would that make you more comfortable? Poor thing that is sad when you are afraid of all of that poking and prodding. :)
I don't know what was better, the hub or the chat! ROFLMAO and your google ads are about a dude ranch and colon cleanse whew
jjrubio says:
7 months ago
Sorry you do not like going to the doctors. I should go to the doctors cuz I am sooo sick. Woke up with a stuffy nose and sore throat. I always like going to the doctors, except the Gynecologist. It just doesn't seem normal for a guy waking up one day saying " I want to go to school and get paid to look at coochies everyday"!!! come to think of it, I guess thats more normal that I thought!! You know they like their job...unless its some fatty nasty chic! LOL
GOOD HUB RAIDERFAN!!!