A “Dear Google” Love Letter!
63Kirsten Plotkin Author
A true confession!
I have a confession to make; I am deeply in love with Google. Even before I started my business back in November 07, I had a serious crush on Google Search. These days my feelings have deepened to the extent that I have Google Desktop loaded at all times with up to date information. There is not a day when I don’t have my Gmail sitting in my system tray ready to go. Google Hubs is probably my favorite place to send my stories and articles and who doesn’t I Google?
I try to write a hub, at least once a week. I use Google Search daily, either to find something or someone, or to check on my keywords. I love the latest keyword research tools Google have brought out recently. I’m sure they were made for me. They make my life so much easier.
I don’t think my business could run without Google, in fact, I don’t think I would want it to. So I am eternally grateful to know it is always there, but I fear that although I dearly love Google, and cannot get by without it, Google doesn’t return my affections and that hurts me deeply.
Why do I believe that?
Well, I used to have an Adsense account, in fact I still have it but it is suspended due to an outstanding requirement. Google wants me to provide them with my bank account details and that is more than reasonable. The trouble is I have already given them my bank details. Google agrees with that and they confirm it every time I try to add them again. A message pops up to say that they already have the details. So what’s the problem? The problem is that Google will not let me use the account until they get my bank account details….
I know what you’re thinking; Why don’t I just contact them. Well, I’m not the only person who loves Google, they have many other suitors and they cannot devote individual time to one love struck fan like me. For that they have a fan club, which is called The Forum. Again I feel a little rejected. In the Forum, nobody will talk to me about my problem, at least not anyone who can offer a suggestion, even less, a solution.
So what do I do?
I am primarily a writer. I write articles, Blog entries, Hubs, reports, press releases, email letters, forum comments, ads, social commentary and bookmark comments. Writing is probably 95% of what I do. I don’t use outside sources. All my writings are original works. When I advertise, I use only my own personal content and these days, it is devoted mostly to the book My Own Plan by Kirsten Plotkin which I wrote recently. Again the book contains content known only to me. It is based on a discovery I made five years ago which led me to a permanent weight loss solution. The book was recently published on the internet.
On paper, surely I am a perfect match for Google, if only they would notice me!
Because I am such a prolific writer, Adsense is a very important stream of income for me, which I have now missed out on for a really long time. I cannot even access the money owed to me because…Well, to pay me, Google needs my bank account details.
So this is my last ditch attempt to get Google to notice me and take pity on me. I really am a very nice person, who just hopes to have her affections and her Adsense returned to normal.
With love and affection,
Kirsten Plotkin
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