hate me! hate me! hate me!
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Okay the party's over little ones. I'm busting out and I'm seeing red. It must be the heat that makes me boil inside and my skin arid. Or it might just be your unabating, merciless arrogance or stupidity. I can deal better with stupidiy, maybe 30 minutes longer than I can take arrogance. You're so stupid you don't know you're stupid so I'd play God with you. I'll stretch my patience a teeny bit just to accommodate your shortcomings. But that's not saying I will hate you less than when you're being an arrogant tweet. Hate is hate, it doesn't play with degrees. But if you're arrogant, gee, I shall be selfish with my forbearance. That's all the difference there is. Now I'm straying from what this hub is all about. And I hate it when I do that. Okay, hold my hands and let's see the things that make me hate you.
I hate your How-To hubs on how to boil an egg. I hate it when you make me aware that you make more money than I do. Specially when you say in your profile page that you're in this for the passion. Passion my foot! Well guess what? I hate you. I also hate your poetry that even my 6-year old neighbour can write in his sleep. And where d'ya get your original metaphors, some old Hallmark greeting card? And I tought I was way over grade school. Yeah. And I hate the people who give you props for it. I also hate your style specially when you write about your personal drama - like how you're not this or how you're like that. Blah blah blah. Thanks, but I know special when I see one. And you don't make the cut. But I must admit, the first time I read about your account on how you feel like the world was caving in on you, you blew me away. The second time, I went wow that's style and genius right there. The third time hmmm... okay. The fourth time, I skim read (bet you could tell ha!). The fifth... I didn't even bother reading. Copy pasted "great hub" and we're good to go. Next hub please. I made sure though that I did not comment first. I chose to be lost in the see of mindless comments that were rehashed from your first hub. I don't want my comment to be the poster comment of "did not read - playing safe"! I guess what I'm tying to say is, I hate your style. Same old same old. Ho-hum. But it was great the first time.
What else... Oh I hate your comments on my hubs. Though they sure look pretty I hate pretty, Pretty is empty and it becomes a bore after awhile. Like your hubs. Specially when you do it all the time. I hate it when you copy my act. I can get away with pretty but you can't that's why I hate you. I'd rather that you don't comment at all. But that will also incur my wrath because you're saying something about my hub and that's being hateful. Hateful like your avatar! Yes, your avatar. I'm like God, flood this person with imagination puleez. Or at least teach this person how to Photoshop! And God, while you're at it, wipe that smug look on this person's graduation pic! You don't only look like you're running for the presidency but you actually (as in really) look like you believe you know better than the rest of us including the President.
Another thing which I hate is your layout. Good God! It's either you really need to learn how to upload pictures or provide a map. Yes a map! A map to help your poor loyal fans to navigate through all those links and ads and whatnots that seem to go from here to eternity. Endless. Here, there and everywhere. I want to read not to gouge my eyes. Ooops there goes my attention! That's hateful and I hate you for that. Oh I also hate you when you hub YouTube. So much for depth and originality. You could've at least chosen the better versions. And next time, you might want to keep your musical taste, or lack thereof, to yourself. That's right, hate me. But I hated you first. Ha!
Oh and please stop flirting! First off, your "friendly" "fun" and "jokey" comments reek of malice and unbridled wanton needs. Go to a chat a room and get it over with already. Who are you fooling? I hate it when people take me for a fool. I also hate the fact that you pretend you don't care or feign innocence. Sorry to prick your balloon, nobody doesn't care. Go feed the kids. lose some weight, wait for the hubby, attend to the wifey's needs. For chrissake, my loins can't stand it and I hate it. More so when I'm out of the picture. Or better yet, stay awhile in the Religion Forums but I won't go with you. I hate it there because i hate it when people shove their gods up my ass. I hate it as much I hate the requests that parade in Hubtivity. And I thought this was an English-language only site! Come to think of it, I don't know which I hate more, the broken English-laden requests or the hubs that have no words at all - English or otherwise - like the hot indian chicks hubs (yeah go ahead, hate me for this). And what about the Spanish hubs!?
I think I'm friendly enough but I hate it when you stalk me. Give me some breathing room or at least time to read other hubs. I hate it when you act like I'm your pimpin' posse. There are more than enough silent hubbers you can coax into bullying a fellow hubber who doesn't subscibe to your untouchable, infallible and beyond-reproach views. So what if you've seen them all, eaten dirt and been bullied before? Save the drama. There's enough 20/20 episodes online to go around. I'd hate another serving. I'm sure you would, too.
And what are you doing fanning people like hubbers are going extinct? I hate you for destroying the concept of fandom for all the newbies and for those who have a high regard for their work. You must be after the medals, huh? Here's what, you can have mine but you'd better take them now for I think I would be losing them anyways after my fan count drops to a record low after this hub. I would hate that but I would hate myself even more if I forever held my peace.
Okay, now I'm done. I must go now and prepare for the barrage of hate comments and hate emails. But that's alright I guess. Hate begets hate. But I would hate you more if you actually write or send me one. For that would confirm that I'm right about hating you. I have no love for poor sensitive losers with no sense of humor.
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Hey Cris, Hate is just as powerful as love, both emotions will make you friends and enemies. Good for you.
great hub
Sorry! lol, just couldn't resist that. Gee, Cris: you ok? Need a blankie?
Cris, you said it all. They're out there ................
Whoa - what happened - did I miss something?
Cris, you even manage to write beautifully when you're exploding. I'm not quitting your fan club. Ever. I hope that getting all that out has you feeling way more relaxed and relieved. It always a delight to see you here even when you're mad. I think I need to read this one again. I'll be back.
I hope you're not speaking about me. I guess I deserve it if you are. It's been "all about me" lately.
I'm with Shalini, did I miss something too?
Hell... I need something stronger then cold water ! ! I have done all the things you hate...like writing poems, you-tubing, copy and paste, well maybe not ALL the things...but at least you feel better? Got a smoke? wacky tabacky? shot of whiskey?
G-Ma :o) Hugs ..puff puff..hic...hic..oh dear...oh my...now what will I do?
P.S. did you do the drawing? clever ! * hey Cris did you notice our scores went up? youare @95 and I went to 97? wonder for how long hee hee
My goodness do I detect same jealousy in that article??? just kidding , who can be mad at you I am glad that you go it all off of your chest.. breathe deeply inhale, exhale , do you feel better now??? :D
Miss Jamie : He isn't speaking about you , he is speaking about all of us naughty people lolololololol, really he isn't addressing anyone in particular you have to get to know Cris he is a little gem.:)
Hate destroyed the one who hates not those being hated. Sorry Chris but Gandhi believed that the power of love was much greater than the power of hate, and so do I.
Man....what a Hater.......sorry Chris.....I ain't buyin it for a second....looks too tongue in cheek for a true hater. Keep on hubbin!!
That was great! I think Satan is about to retire; maybe you should apply for the job as devil.
OOps, Hey Cris,
I forgot to ask, Does your parents know you have been playing hooky from middle school?
What did i do? what did I say? and since the little stick guy says he hates this guy, it must be me. Oh what shall I do? I ain't quittin' yer fan club nither. so there
I hate everything you hate -- only with 10 times more hatred.
wow, this gotta be the hub that is easiest to write (for you, at least). lemme guess, you were smoking one stick of cigarette when you started writing and then ended this before lighting another. i hate this hub so much i like it or i like this hub so much i hate it. whatevah
“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.” - W.C. Fields
Thats why I like to drink beer when I am hubbing so I can stand it too
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Earnest Hemingway
However, I am no hemingway, I just drink beer because it tastes good.
But you know there are plenty of people around here beyond their "hubs" that are damn good people and I know your ploy to attract a million views and it might work. You got a ton of fans Cris, you can't please them all especially the bad hubbers, don't bother(like you told me)
Until Hupbages hires you for quality control you can't stop this river of doodoo from flowing, so get back on your lifejacket, so you can stay floating above it all.
I also have to add your lay out on this one sucked and I thought my lay outs were bad. But I like this hub, that means we don't have to always email our gripes about hubpages to each other we can just do it right in the open. I also would like to add there are too many hot chicks not to flirt with and I find Dork to be sexy as well.
Real stuff man, i feel better.
Wow, you could definitely use some pot (and I never say that!) ... and some brownies. Oooooh, brownies, drool! Wait! Pot brownies!!!
And I'll ask, too; Did I miss something? ... and I'm going to ignore the "all about me" comment. Too easy.
PS: Stop whining ... you sound like a little girl ;-)
GT, that is easily the best pic yet.
Wow, this gotta be the easiest to write (for you, at least). lemme guess. you were smoking while you were writing and then you sent this before lighting another one. i hate this hub so much i like it hehehehe or i like this hub so much i hate it.
I hate/like these quotes:
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not"
W.C. Fields: "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally"
thanks CW
Even though you are sexy and all, I prefer your new look too
You're kinda cute when you get all sociopathic. :0)
Cris? Are you out of coffee? smokes or just looking for attention? he's sulking or sleeping. Imadork sexy toad? Let me think on that....nope.
CC- Dork broods, thats sexy, look at him how thoughtful he is contemplating the universe
What did I walk into???lolololol This is way to deep.....lolololo
Oh, is that it toad.hmmmm, Ok dork is sexy, but not to me
CC- picturing you in a kilt is sexy too
I'm dead sexy!!!
Not!! Only a dork, well, I guess that's sexy to some whales. haha fat whales LOL
I quit your fanclub, so THERE, MISTER!
But then I realized that was what you wanted me to do so I JOINED AGAIN! SO TAKE THAT!
Damn Cris! (that wasn't pretty, right?)
Aw..did you through all your toys outa your pram? lol Want them back?haha
I aint quitting your fan club either
I am glad that you got that off your chest! Feel better now? Hey don't hit me I am just the messanger!
HUGS HUGS AND MORE HUGS
I guess he's speechless with hate. I hate it when they're speechless.
Just to get you even more pissed my next hub is going to be a "how to" hub!
serious, it was just a joke I said I was a stalker....Jeez. I'll shave my head, cover myself in ash and give up coffee for a week as penance, ok?
OK ! OK ! Ok ! I HATE YOU !!!!!! are you happy now ? be happy because it will only last a minute........ minute is up I don't hate you LOL
GT, ha-ha! I'll bet you say that to all us Greek gods ...
my new pic represents evolution in progress.
I was thinking this is the perfect song for this hub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDfIOr1ByIc
CW- My pic represents my evolution as well but after the weekend I'm sure I'll get back to being a bum
I would say that song would apply but I don't think it has enough raw edge to it
Cris was raw in this hub and though many of us feel it and think it he finally came out with and dropped a bomb, I'm just pissed that he did it before I could
Hey Cris - put the lime in the coconut and drink a bowl up. Put the lime in the coconut and drink them both together. Put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better. Put the lime in the coconut, call the doctor, wake him up. Say doctor, is there nothing I can take? say doctor, to relieve this bellyache?!
I wasn't your fan before but I am joining now for no other reason than to pray for you man - and to see if your next hub suggests that the lime in the coconut drink is working.
LOL / :-)
Have to be honest, I agree with many of the things Cris says here. He just had the balls to say it. Then again, there are some things I don't agree with, but that's what makes us all different. I have looked at hubs which seem to be self-indulgent twaddle, and hubs which are written in English but make no sense. But, I will never cut and paste 'great hub' if I haven't read it or don't think it's great. What's the point in giving someone praise if they don't deserve it and it makes them continue to churn out drivel in the mistaken belief that what they write is actually good?
I lurve the new face of HP!!! It's so clean and easy on the eyes. I lurve lurve lurve HP!!! :D
Is that all u got to say for u self? afer all this?
I told you smokin weed helps
C. Hmmm...yes
Toady - Are you stalking me? Thought somebody was waiting for my comment round the corner! And it's gotta be you, of course! I'm inside a fish bowl right now, fancy a swim? LOL :D
oh yeah I was waiting for you baby.
Only if its at Boracay with a couple of handsome hunks wearing speedos two sizes too small, and the muscles glistening in the hot sun, rivulets of suntan oil running down their chests to their belly buttons. Oops, sorry, got side-tracked. Er, a fishbowl you said.
"And Shi Shi lurve yew!" she says with the most sincerity her shallow mind can muster. What she really loves is Cris's great coffee and that seductive eye peeking out in his avatar.
toady - right on!
cindy - yeah fishbowl. everything looks so hmmm concave LOL :D
Chi Chi - are you flirting with me?! you'd better be for I hate it when I'm not flirted to, or at. or with LOL
I love you Cris!
And i love you more! :D
I only hate the po po and bronco fans
hell yeah!
My damn...."fuck em all" is my motto...Cris...I knew things were on your mind...member me axin you?? Toad...I have been worse than pimples on his ass...I know how you feel....fare weather friends...raider fan is just insane
Well! I never!...read such a great hub with so much *passion*! And just for the record, whether you like it or not, you're stuck with me as a fan! So there!
Pest - of course you know me better. pimples on my ass? i only have one and its on the nether regions! Btw, do you think I should fan raider fan? :D
Jama - oh i like it! I like it so much i think i love it! :D
Whoa?!
Sounds like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed or had a little too much crack. tehehe. In another way, I feel guilty now for you hating this much?!
What can I say Cris? You're famous! Its about time you learn how to put up with so many fans out there wanting more of you than just your hub and a 1/4 of your face. LOL You poor thing, you probably had so many random fangirls at your tail already. I guess you already hate me for leaving a hate comment and posting it on your hate hub.
This makes a perfect title and attention for us all. This shows a true hubbers rage at the world.
Hi Chris A - This is gutsy and ballsy. And I love your honesty. Either The bitter truth or plain hoodwinking give it to me anytime. Haha
May
Maybe you mean infamous?! LOL Boy did i pick the right title! Thanks for not being so hateful afterall :D
TLH
had to go to a cafe to answer your comment as i love your name. truly. it speaks to me in a way. Anyway, sure i can give it to you anytime. whenever whereever if you can handle it :D
Cris, Your the best and I had to come back and read it over and over , by the way I missed the latte' and I purchased the gas mask at your request. lolololol:)
LOL I'm actually having one right now. My YM got through to my phone and had to check. cant's resist comments! But now I must go back! I'm heading to a looong Saturday night and what's sexy cat to do? *wink*
Hmmm...did you get up from the wrong side of the bed perhaps?
(Yeah ok, you're allowed to hate this comment! :P)
Aw, damn. I thought you liked the boiled egg hub all this time! I love it when you get that fire in yer eye!
MuAh!
FP
woke up on the floor so i guess all's well :D
Amy
Well lookit who's down in my coop if it aint' my homegirl! Got your gun?
Thanks for a wet slobbering one, but now I'd have to get back at you! Be forewarned :D
Lets see, you love the new HP but hate, hate, hate the old me. Hmmmm. shall I change for you?
who said i hated the old you. don't listen to them.
now don't go changin' to try and please me (thanks Billy J!) :D
Ah well...great to see things are back to normal again!! Cris A - bring on the :Ds!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
anything you want, you'll get it Shalini :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
okay, really must get going :D :D :D :D
Oh, so the personal drama and flirting wasn't all about me? I figured it was ALL about me.
We took the good times, we'll take the bad times/We'll take you just the way you are! :D
Ya, I got my gun. Why, you gonna take it from me? You gonna slobber it? ARE YA?
Randy, i always write about me :D
Shalini's singing? I must have done something really good! :D
Now the good time ahead beckons. Going going gone gone...poof! :D :D :D
Somewhere in your youth or childhood?? :P
Damn these ladies, I need to go. Stop commenting already! **hollers** toadyyyyy Pessstttttttttt
later sexy foxes, later :D
He's OK guys - back to normal - now I'm off before he starts to hate us all again :D
I'm gonna hang out till I'm adored I think, not hated just aint good enough.
Cris, it looks like you has a little fun with this, especially with all the comments!! And, please, don't hate me, cause I think you're great!!!
Thanks Cris, I hated this hub... so much love... I hate when people try to spread love with others :P
BTW, I also lurved HP`s new layout :D
"Great hub"
Now............that should get you going! Couldn't resist! Ha!
When I get a new fan, I look at what they have been doing and if they are fanning everyone in the world, I don't take them seriously. I also read several of their hubs before deciding to join their fan club. I agree with you on some of your personal hates. I don't "hate" them.........just dislike what they are doing.
So there!
Man...wow.....do you need a big fat joint! It is hard to ignore shit that we hate though....kinda like the tone of an in-law's voice when they are discussing your business. Hubpages gets fat with shit because the general public loves shit! Substance is about thirty rungs below shit on the popular ladder. It's a 30 rung ladder.
A great writer once told me..."Tom...you just need to stupid the song down and it could be a hit!" I realized then that "Hit" is the biggest part of "Shit"!
Oh yeah Cris....I love ya man! :)
Ooooh Tom, I like that. Gives new meaning when I tell pest he has shit hub huh?
LOL.....Pest has lots of shit hubs.....real shit! Real shit is good shit....shit I've said enough about shit!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because i'm... confused?
Do I fit anywhere in this? Do you hate me? No? Thank God! Because I couldn't take it if you did. I've fallen madly in love with you. Madly. My only hope is that you can find it in your heart to love me back. And my socks. We need you. Need you desperately. I shall cling to your fan club like a scared monkey. I shall fondle your hubs and hold them close to my bosom, drenching them with tears of such love unknown to this universe.
Okay....whew, I thought he was speaking of me, but I think I figured out (possibly) who this jerk hubber is. I would never promote my own hubs in another hubbers hub (lol) but check this hub out http://hubpages.com/hub/pkoson--whats-your-kproble and see if you agree...Cris, my new buddy, sorry for maybe outing you here. All I know is that the same thing happened to me and i'm a little perturbed(sp?)......
Thanks for the comments everyone :D (I think I just ran out of things to say!)
Never! You without words would be like saying *hit without needing the toilet paper! Gotcha! That is a compliment by the way. LOL
LOL you got me alright! I guess I must dig deeper :D
love the new hp look! oh cris, you're up with your mind tricks again. as rhianna and chris b would say: i hate that i love you so... or your hubs at least. i love that you have over 300 fans who shake in their boots when you let go like this hehehe. such power...
Hey buddy
i lurve it too! oh but i love it that you hate it that you love me so. all my fans take after me, they're all good sport with even better sense of humor. thanks for dropping by, you can stop shaking in your boots now LOL :D
I am on board with you Cris. :D I think...
Of course i know Pest. We have this connection. Now if only we can take it to another level.... :D
Glad to hear you're sounding back to normal, Cris old chap. Hey, I'm putting together a blacklist of awful people out there. If you have stalkers or whatnots, add em
hey you ms vine
i always delete my mail's trash folder. i want none lying about, i'm OC. besides lately my stalkers have all been pampering me with good words. they must have heard of your plan! LOL
And if somebody actually puts my name in your list, ignore and delete ASAP as I'm denying it now categorically :D
hahaha okay Cris, whatever you say, you da man!
This hub is like the energizer bunny, it keeps on going and going....lolololol
it's love overflowing! :D
Hi Cris A do you hate us all or do you have a list of the baddies? Like do you hate the men more, or maybe the woman tick you off more, is it universal, literal,mmmm.Lololol.
No Cris A seriously I have a little experience in what's the word....oh damn can't remember. One min..Need to google it...Physcology.. yes that's it and I think you need a holiday, that's my recommendations.Let your hair down,play a bit of bingo,a bit of snorkelling,some dart throwing, down a few beers.
I bet you are feeling better already.Look I won't even invoice you for this session,it's on the house. :)
now i foget why i wrote this. i'm weird like that. i hope you don't hate weird :d
Hahaha I forget why I was here.That is so uncanny Chris. How did I get here? What is going on?
I think it's either you're overdressed or underdressed! or that corset is too tight (give it back to Pest) LOL :D
Hahaha ok will do
Geez you're weak Cris A. Why didn't you tell us what you REALLY think :-)
Joined your fan club - waiting for the next installment :-)
Yeah, Cris's next hub will be called Love me, Love me, Love me
Eric
i'll remember that when I'm doing my next hub! Thanks for dropping by :D
Cindy
I think I shall do just that! :D
loads of tension and suspense. Great hub. I can say I hate this one if you want, if that's what it takes to stay in your fan club.
hey doc
I'd allow you to say anything. anything at all. one thing i won't allow is you quitting. i'd hate that! LOL :D
Witty hub, Cris. I read all the comments and laughed.
that should mean you don't hate! sigh! :D
I'm confused, no surprise. Are we hating or loving? I know it's a thin line, but I need to know if I should cross it or not. I'll just go with loving.
I think i'm done with hating. So let's cross to the land of the loving :D
Breathe it will be okay.
LOL thanks. The tide has ebbed. Btw, i like your hubber name, sounds delicious :D
I once had someone shove their gods up my ass too. I farted em out and said holy christ. Then they doused me with holy water. What a strange possesion though!
This was an interesting hub Cris.
Im nosey... dont hate me.. but is this about 1 particular person? I want to know, so I can hate them too...
Oh boy, I hope its not me. lol. j/p ; )
mella
if i tell you this hub would no longer be interesting. secondguess and i'm sure you'll get it right :D
Ooooh Mellas, how I'ved missed your toes. Hi Cris hehe
C.! you toe stalker you! LOL :D
hahaah yaaaay for toes!
maybe another hub? :D
great hub! but frankly speaking I dislike hatred... this feeling devours you from inside and cause a lot of unpleasant minutes... I try to get rid of it in my life and live without hatred!
nobody likes hate. I hate hate. it has to be banished. and that's the reason this hub had to be written :D
Cris..*tiptoeing in* phew!glad the hate is over! :) love your hubs and the 'pretty' comments! :)
LOL that's why i missed you reading, you tiptoed! :D
Jeez, we still on this hate one! C'mon and show the love, Crissie Boy
Ah, Cris, I have a question to ask, why is it that all the Filipinos in China are all singers? Is singing big business there as every pub we walk into here has a damn Filipino band.
cindy
i'm just taking stock, later i'll drown you all with my gooey kind of love! LOL
ew, gooey....sounds suspect
yeah, gooey and clingy and overpowering... so be careful what you wish for!
as for your question, check this out:
i admit it the first time i saw this \hate me \hate me thing i went like ha? wts that...though it took me time to read it (i am always late thouh) but it was still worth it.. \lots of hate in there manm quite expressive though i almost thought u went out of breath because there came a point when my mouth lay open :O OHHHHHH I HATE I HATE... QUITE SLEEPPY SO I DROOOLED ...SORRY but i am keeping it honest....loved the hub... and not that its not funny n expressive....i dont know why but \hate me for blue october kinda popped in my head though it has been a while since i listented to that kind of music... hope u feel the LOVE SOON...and then u can say :Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then thank you! If you hate me then fuck you! LADY SOVERIEGN :D
LOL I thought you'd like this Uriel - dark like you prefer it! :D
Wow!
People really can holler about whatever they want on this virtual soapbox. This is my first exposure to the world of hubbing, so I can sleep easier knowing it's not me in Cris's crosshairs. I had been expecting more along the lines of "1001 ways to groom the cat" or "How many zeros are there in a prresidential trillion?"
BTW, sweet Lady Guinevere wanted to know why God was a man; well, who said I am?
iain
but you are right,there are those ie cat grooming etc. but you always have a choice.
so i finally met god. you should've at least put an avatar so i'd know who to say my prayers to :D
I stalk...I mean, read your hubs. I have to admit, I really, really enjoyed reading this hub. It incited a riot in me so much I had to run outside and scream! I will not abandon your Hubs. Besides, everyone has to 'air out' from time to time.
AIDY,
Never would I imagine that you would abandon my ship. i knew you'd like this as it is dark. But we both know we're not all about dark. Some people mistake dark for evil and negativity. But it's not our problem anymore, is it?
thanks for taking time out to come see about this hub. i know you're busy with school and all so it means more to me. Thanks again :D
This is a memorable hub my friend, full of hatred!!! but still very nice and true emotions.
glad you like it despite. thanks for dropping by :D
Lordy Cris! Are you trying to get on page one of Google for the word 'hate'? Hope you're feeling, much, much better now. A long hot bath and some camomile tea should put you right........
LOL yes Amanda, all's well and dandy. Thanks for coming over!
Btw, I think I might try googling hate. that's def an idea :D
Cris A, Take it from a 77 year old lady that has been around the world---you can hate or you can love---take your pick. I will always be your fan.
Don't worry about me Miss Ginn, I know what to do. I just needed this off my chest is all. But I still thank you for reminding me. Such a sweet gesture and I appreciate it very much. And I shall be your fan, for always :D
Geez, Cris! How do you really feel? :)
Glad you're okay but now I'm nervous because I don't know who you were talking about or if I'm commenting right.
LOl good hub we need more like this
Shirley
I'll drop the names in my next hub! LOL I'm okay now that this hub is here. Hey, thanks for checking in on me. You sweet thing you. :D
Lgali
Are you sure you want more? LOL thanks :D
Haha, Cris you are a riot. Man, you rant with the best of em. The most impressive part is that you even use poetic language while doing it: "your "friendly" "fun" and "jokey" comments reek of malice and unbridled wanton needs."
RELAX :)
for sure! That question answers itself. If you care to do something more evil (just kidding here) You might start thinking on how to make those pay evil i know (big smile is drawn on the face ). It will be lots of fun! I so like being evil though you can try it for a while and tell me how it goes. You reminded me to get started on one of my Payback plans for getting kicked in sports by a ball almost in the face LOL.. Man your young now enjoy your life and sometimes go nuts from time to time, its fun. Just don't over cross to the dark side. Don't listen (always) to the dark voice that sounds like "COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!:D always love ain't that good when you have experienced life at most.
Still , i have to continue doing someone's book report :S stopping by late
***come to the dark side, we have cookies!*** in the background ~its 4 am i am for sure hallucinating~ O_o
i posted it twice geeeeeeee man i am for sure hallucinating :S
Cris, you are such a thensative guy! I love you man! where IS everybody tonight???
I hate HATE. It's hypocritical, yes. But I hate the way it makes me feel. I hate how it tries to rob us of self-control and good judgement. I hate that it is infectious. That some find it motivating or even entertaining; that it can sneak up on the best of us when we don't realize it; that it is a fire most often fought with fire.
I was about to make a hub with some poetry, but I'm thinking twice now. :^)
PS - this is a good "vent". I'll have to try it. :^) I love the cartoon at the top; it makes me laugh.
droj
Yeah, once in a while is not bad.
to whoever: check this guy out, i'll hate you if you won't!
http://hubpages.com/profile/droj
Cris, I had to let you in on this. i was going down the hubber list and in this order is, you, toad and then myself all with 96 hubscore. all three of us together. is that cool or what? too bad pest wasn't on with us.
I know you can fool some folks with your last line of "NO sense of humor" but for me I am sure you "KNOW sense of humor". I guess seriously the only thing you must ever hate is hate itself :D
You are one of the most loved and admired members of hub pages and it is really a pleasure knowing you.
OMG, Cris! I stalk you, and for so many things, I thought it is me you hate. Except for the religion forum, I never venture.
I have to gulp a gallon of water for so much hatred here.
People stalk you because they like you. People imitate you because they admire you. We all want to learn. And you ha, it's your fault that this person do this silly things (perhaps not even silly), you are a nice person. We come here in HP to vent out some things in real life that we cannot alter. Then Cris goes, cheering up that gloomy day. You make that impact on people, Cris.
So hate you back but I aint quitin' your fan club. I'm in the cult.
Tell him Sheena!
I hated him back, toadie. Gosh, I never had a single inkling that Mr. Congeniality wrote "hate me." Silly guy, it takes two to tango. Hmp!
WOW!!!!
I know, but he's reading right now, even if he's actin' like he aint!
I thinks so too. was just gonna ask Sheena to my meet! You up for it Sheena? Next year.
i have a forum about it.
what happened to that chat thing?
only if Cris goes
Leave no one behind!
I missed it in the first place...was never invited!!! :( LOl
never invited where? The chat??
This is the link that we used to chat. It took a while for me to find it again?!
Please join me for a chat. All you have to do is follow this link:http://www.chatzy.com/goto.cgi?723562260983,mayhmo
everyone's asleep in America, but those in Asia are wide awake
Crap!
There's a loud thunderstorm here in N.CGotta hit the z's before I get zapped?!
Where's the party? Group hug...please.
I never expected hating could be such a good topic. I hate myself after reading this.
I hate a hubjack specially when I'm not around! Thanks everyone for all the lurve despite this, er, hub :D
hey hater! how are you? can't you see I'm stalking you? what happened to your avatar lately?
I'm done hating, sorry! LOL I was looking for something to replace it but I got sidetracked. so you can tell i came up with nothing! :D
LOL. I hope this one gets a hundred score so I can see the whole face. Perhaps, 2x2 whole body pic? heheheh
LOL I think I can squeeze into that - with theme to boot! :D
Dang, I hate missing a hubjack especially when it's on Cris's hub. :( Where the heck was I? Sleeping probably, but still, I should have gotten a memo or something! ;)
oohhhh chris, how I adore attraction/repulsion...
that whole hate love love hate thing...is it just not the greatest? all those years of therapy and I am still f%#*ed
Pam
But a memo was sent, via a homing pigeon. Didn't you get it? Next time leave the windows open when you sleep, okay? :D
Hey Miss B
Yeah. i also have this thing for the darker side - if only to break the monotony :D
Wow, Cris, you've inspired me to write a song just for hubpages and especially one for this hub in general, no joke. Ill have it up either tomorrow or the next day so watch out for it. Seriously, this made my flippin day-LOL. Makes me glad ive never copy pasted comments :D
Really?! That's great and I feel elated that this inspired you to write a song! Maybe you can even post in youtube so we can all hear it! And don't bother with the images, just the audio would suffice!
Thanks for dropping by and sharing that good news! :D
I'm comin back.... but i'm walkin on egg shells.... i feel so umm.... inadequate... gosh... i need a nap
LOL okay, do what you must. Thanks for dropping a line :D
I like your stuff though... really. I think I learned some ways to make my hubs better... thanks
Really? That's nice to know! And thanks, too for the kind words. Appreciated :D
I hate you too , mainly for having so many fans.....
Brenda
I can accept that, I think Thanks for dropping by and letting me know you hate me (I know you lie! ha! LOL)
I do I do I do honest, please believe me.......
okay, okay i believe you. i can lie too you know? :D
Outstanding, like me, you are well balanced... a chip on both shoulders! Im not sure if Im game to read your "I love you" hub just yet... may spoil the I hate you experience. I suppose you hate me for that too???
Sailaway
I think I might just hold on to my hate for awhile, until I see your comment on the "love me" hub. But I don't normally wait too long. LOL Thanks for dropping by :D
hate me hate me hate me......theres been many a time where (i know this is off subject sort of) i've put i's in front. I hate me I hate me I hate me. That time is over and hate only boils my blood for sports teams and a few of aforementioned hubbers. Dude I bow to your word wizardry.
Nothing is off subject where you are concerned TRT! Hell yeah!
Now that's what I call a Rant! lol....well done Chris. Woe to whom the point of this hub is directed.
trooper
LOL I guess you can say that! Thanks for checking this out :D
I'm too new (and too apathetic) to be offended. I do post bad poetry, but fergawdsake I have fun doin it. 'ate and 'ate alike, I hate myself for lovin' you(r writing). :)
Wow, what a hub. I think I need a drink. I just have to ask... do you feel better?
RooBee
This was more like an exorcism than offending anybody. Anyways, we all write what we write and we have no control over what other people would feel. Thanks for dropping by :D
wittywriter
This was written some two months ago - if I'm still not over hatin' then there must be really something wrong with me! LOL :D
Cris A, LOL! I was just wondering if I should pop the top of a beer for you too? I seemed like you needed it. LOL!
Actually, I might need a glass of water in my face too. LOL!
My pleasure- I fully enjoyed the read, as I have found is usually the case when I check out a hub of yours.
Controlling people has never been my thing, so that works out quite well for me! :D
wiitywriter/RooBee
Glad you got entertained somewhat despite the subject matter! And besides I more than made up for the stir that this caused through a nother hub, the sequel if you may:
HA ! That was great man!
Thanks for dropping a line :D
Cris - *puffing on a ciggy* this was great *slurping espresso* totally fab and yet hateful at the same time *blows smoke ring* if ever anyone made their point *inhales* it was thee oh and *empties espresso* I really hate it when my coffee needs a refill and *flicks ash* sorry I'm late to your tirade *smokin'* but at least you're well over your moment *fumbles for lighter*
Rated up - even if I'm last in line *exhales*
frogdropping
LOL I imagined you vividly as you made your comment! Yeah, this was written long ago. Thanks for dropping by, better late than never :D
I like you, you rude git. Never change.
RV
For you, I won't! LOL thanks for dropping by :D
all this hatred... just came back to read this and to remember how much we all hate each other and times
No more saying the Lord's name in vain BUSTER!!! Cause Exodus 20:7 promises that will cause you a bluster! LOL!
HATE BEGETS NO PLACE :)
for real?!?! LOL Thanks for reminding me just the same :D
Chagrins, turns and walks out while she still can. :)
. . . it's not your fault, very talented one that I can't always make it a savvy talk and fun. LOL!
Have a wonderful day!
You are a lot of fun! So thanks for heading this way again.
And you have a great one yourself :D
Thank you! Smiles.
Anytime :D
SiddSingh says:
8 months ago
Phew! I need a glass of cold water!! Quickly!!
Hey Cris,
Don't hate me man! It wasn't me :D. I ain't leaving your fan club anytime soon.