1)Good Morning

Have A Nice day

Have A Sweet day

For what r u pressing now...??

Chai ka cup bhi me du kya.!

2) Husbnd cald hospitl 2ask abt prgnant wife

Acidntly cald crickt stdium

Husb:Hw r thngs?

He died hearin rply:

Fine,3 r out,hope2 gt 7 by lunch

3) Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo, Phir tum karo, Phir se tum karo, ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki kal Khelenge!!!

4) At the moment in which you were born, God looked down from heaven upon Earth & said: 'Mankind, I hand all my troubles over to you..!'

5) Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gineshwara; Gurur sakshat peg brahma, Tasme shri Beerenamah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe!!

6) Barsaat ki raatek bhigi ladkibhiga badanbhigi zulfebhige hontusse nazrein milidekh kar aisa lagakal ye 100% bimar Hogi..

7)Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . ! paap ki tasvir...! bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..! dhokebaz . . . aisi koi bhi kwality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend.

8)Newton's law of Romance:- Luv CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR B DESTROYED,IT CAN ONLY B CHANGED FRM 1 girlfrnd TO ANTHR wiD some loss of money..

9) dis msg is2hlp a poor grl who dnt evn hv cloths2wear in dis chiling winter.By sndng ths msg donate money4her.name is Malika Sherawat!Plz hlp

10) Sumtimes u may catch me staring at u,its not coz u r cute.. My mom told me dat DEVILS HAV TAILS,n i am just wondering, where is urs???

11) Mallika sherawat ko Drupadi ka role de to kaisa rahega.Tab Duriodhan kahega pahle isse kapde toh pahnao tabhi to vastra haran kar sakunga...