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By raiderfan


Okay I have been on these hubapages for like forever now and people talkin about makin money on here all the time but I dont know what they talkin about. dudes its wierd that people are making money about making money but not really doin anything but say this is how you make money. It dont make cents to me. I just go to work. Shit. whats so hard about that? Peopl gotta act like its technical or they smart cuz they know how to say this is how you make money and people listen like its a true story. La Bamba was a true story! It gets me mad that people are always lookin for the easy way out and dont want to lift a pinkie. thats how my boss is at work. he dont want to get off the computer even though we know he is addicted to gambling and is checking out lil girls on myspace. Or meybe hes checking out lil boys that what I hear they do there. He looks like a perv. He looks like this one dude I seen on here but I dont know if this dude is a perv.



I dont know becuz I dont see what people do. I am not curios about them and what they do for sex. I think its gross when anyone is kissing and I think its gross when I see two guys kissing but I think its great to see two women kissing. Hell Yeah! Lesbains are supercool and got it made. Tthey dont get called pigs for checking out a big pair of boobs or some nice chonch in hustler magazine. But guys get called that but its only natural to look. But people make alot of money off of sex too. If you talk about money or sex people listen. The world muss be full of sinnners. But people that go to church are also sinning alot too. They muss have a gilty conshinse. They are the ones probably looking at lil boys on myspace. If the priests are doing it you know the flock is too!

but thats only in the catholic church. I dont know about other churchs. but I hear alot of wierd stuff like thinking cows are like gods or you got to cover your woman up so other guys dont want to do her and jewish people like to wear funny hats like they in the Lil Rascals or something. Thinking about Lil Rascals makes me think about buckwheat. I wonder what happen to him.

Anyways dudes I forgot what I was talkin about as if it really mattahs. I got a letter from the IRS and they say I owe them. I dont know what to do. They say I owe them four hundred dollas cuz I made a false claim. But I claim the same thing everyyear so now I wonder if they are going to charge me for every year four hundred dollars which would mean they are taking back the refund. I guess that would be smaert for them to do. just say oops and now you owe us again.the tax business is the best businees to be in I guess. They dont have to make sense to make dollas. They just do. If you work for the IRS you must be a true playa and pimpin ho's. But i am jus me. I make no sense and no dollas and that why I dont get no ho's.

I talked to my freind Tippy about it at work and he said alot of bad things about the IRS for like ten minuntes and mostly in cuss words. he siad they were they were really the masters of the unvierse and aliens that control us becuase no one knows who they are. I laughed. But I got scared later on.

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ralwus profile image

ralwus  says:
7 months ago

Now this makes sense to me man. you fianlly made a decent hub dude. Buckwheat? haha You in a heap a trubble dude with them aliens.

raiderfan profile image

raiderfan  says:
7 months ago

I learnin

Pachuca213 profile image

Pachuca213  says:
7 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0UPhZk7mG0

Don't trip on the IRS...I know how to get them off my back. My hubby owed them and I wrote a legal letter to them pointing out all the laws and why we shouldn't owe....and a month later I got a letter saying the balance was ZERO!!!!! Yep Yep......Thats how Pachuca does it!!!

hairy A.S.S. profile image

hairy A.S.S.  says:
7 months ago

Crikey me little mate why the F*** didn't ya say so . ?

I sea ya bin gettin summer dat edukashun and lurnin to spell reel good. Keep up da grate work ;-0

I wreckon dat dey put dem birko things on there womin cos dey musbe ugly and dey don't wonna be scene wit the womin in the streets cos dey wood bee embararesed.

Pachuca213 profile image

Pachuca213  says:
7 months ago

WTF? My comment came out unnapproved

but this one went thru....

TheSandman  says:
7 months ago

wust I new vat ta ay,vut urds escapade me

Laughing Mom profile image

Laughing Mom  says:
7 months ago

What you do, raider, is pretend you never got the letter.  They don't really care about the 400 bucks, they just want to harrass you.  You know the type--people who just write stuff to harrass.  They won't do anything if you ignore it, I promise. 

Oops, let me say that again, I forgot to cross my fingers the first time.

If that don't help, contact Buckwheat.  I'm sure he can help you out.

As for the pervert, he looks innocent enough to me.

G-Ma Johnson profile image

G-Ma Johnson  says:
7 months ago

can I be approved here?..wht ta heck you talin abt.sir?

My incentive chk never came and they want me ta pa taxes on it??? F****that cents...:O)

raiderfan profile image

raiderfan  says:
7 months ago

I dont trip on the IRS

I am jus gonna ignore them until I get a letter I have to sign for then I know they are real

You got it right G-Ma F***K that cents!

But I am still skeered of that perv lookin dude

badcompany99  says:
7 months ago

Worry not Raider the Captain loves ya, tis yer big hunky muscles I think or yer scary face, yer my hero anyway ; )

Tom Rubenoff profile image

Tom Rubenoff  says:
7 months ago

This is a great hub. I mean, this is a GREAT hub. You tell it like it is, Raider.

lxxy profile image

lxxy  says:
7 months ago

"but I hear alot of wierd stuff like thinking cows are like gods or you got to cover your woman up so other guys dont want to do her and jewish people like to wear funny hats like they in the Lil Rascals or something."

ROFL! Thanks! =)

raiderfan profile image

raiderfan  says:
7 months ago

cool

Pest profile image

Pest  says:
6 months ago

Bwahahahhahahahaha! that one dude does look a little queer!

raiderfan profile image

raiderfan  says:
6 months ago

I know! dont shake his hands!

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