Joe Jonas!!!!!

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whats up?! Okay so im over my best friends house sittingin her livingroom on her computer...so im bored and im just gonna make the most AWESOME Joe Jonas Fansite EVER!!!!!!!!lol...lets get started!!!

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anna  says:
4 months ago

joe you are so hot what web site can i buy your stuff on line

joe lover  says:
4 months ago

hey! i was just looking 4 some good joe jonas sites and i think i picked a good one! is any one on this site right now? if you are please say hi or somthing im bord. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real Mrs. Joe Jonas  says:
3 months ago

I think joe is the hottest boy on the earth!! I love it when he says accward!! Hillarious.... I love you joe and i don't care about those other people. screw them, i'm 18.we have so much in common, we both like wiffle ball, we both had glow in the dark barney t- shirts, we both like chocolate marshmello, we both like the color blue. there is a whole list on my mac book pro, its awsome, and so is joe!!

Vale*  says:
3 months ago

Hola!,Me encanta Joe Jonas! Es hermoso! Lo amo! Arre:D El 19 de agosto Los Jonas Brothers vienen a la Argentina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.fotolog.com/hermanos__jonas

PASATE!

Es dedicado a los Jonas Brothers!

Jess Smith  says:
3 months ago

*I don't think Joe is that cute. I like Kevin. He's the oldest out of the three. I am 20 too, and am just right for him. Bsides, Joe has bushy eyebrows!*

jessica charrier  says:
3 months ago

I like joe but not nick or kevin.there weird!

rachel  says:
3 months ago

i luv them all....but i have to say...joe is the HOTTEST ever.....i luv him sooooo much....

JBfan4life<3

Mandy   says:
2 months ago

Hey guys. I just wanted to say that Joe is the coolest guy EVER. hehe. actually all the Jonas Brothers are awesome. I dont hold any grudges obviously. Luv yah Jonas Fans....

Jenny JonasJoe or Nick Jonas =  says:
2 months ago

i like nick and joe but JOE IS THE HOTTEST!!!! I dont like Kevin and I LUV Joe's bushy eyebrows. It makes him hotter!!! im too young 4 him though. i dont care though!!! i still think hes hot!! (sorry my future name is really jenny jonas)

Jenny JonasJoe or Nick Jonas =  says:
2 months ago

i like nick and joe but JOE IS THE HOTTEST!!!! I dont like Kevin and I LUV Joe's bushy eyebrows. It makes him hotter!!! im too young 4 him though. i dont care though!!! i still think hes hot!! (sorry my future name is really jenny jonas)

alexandra  says:
2 months ago

i love joe he is hot my email is alexandraif@hotmail.com really i like joe cuz he is hot

kali  says:
5 weeks ago

i love your music and me and my friend love you and i also would really love to meet you

MRS JOE JONAS  says:
3 weeks ago

TENGO EL MAIL DE JOE JONAS!!! NO ES FALSOOO1!!!! AGREGUNLO Y VEAN!!! joe_jonas1@hotmail.com!!!!! SUERTEE

VALE!!!!  says:
3 weeks ago

EL MAIL joe_jonas1@hotmail.com ES FALSOOO!!!!! ESA CUENTA NO EXISTE!!!!!! YO TENGO EL VERDADEROOO!!!!!!!!!!! ACA SE LOS DEJOO joe_jonas_djdanger18@hotmail.com AGREGUENLOOO NO SE OLVIDENN!!!! Y PASNE LE MENSAJE!!! SI?

#1 jonas fan!  says:
3 weeks ago

okay, i hate it when people favor nick and joe over kevin! so sad

#1 jonas fan  says:
3 weeks ago

REAL jonas brothers fans...+ know there's a fourth brother, little frankie+ don't call them the "jo bros"+ don't favor Nick or Joe over Kevin+ know that kevin's real name is paul+ know that nick is diabetic+ recite random jonas quotes at the most akward times, and people look at you like your an idiot+ know that kevin sings background vocals+ search for any jonas brothers youtube clip you can find+ you know everything about them. hometown, birthdays favorite food, height, and birthplaces...everything (:+ burst out in random dance moves EVERY time one of their songs plays+ you got carpal tunnel syndrome because you clicked so many effing times to vote for S.O.S/Look Me in the Eyes and KCA's+ can recite their entire first album+ can sing all of their unrecorded songs+ every time someone says goodnight, your instant reaction is goodbye+ at 7:05, you instantly scream "TILL SHE WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE"+when you eat rice, you ask if it moves first+when someone says the word blast, its impossible for you NOT to recite, B-L-A-S-T double exlamation point. dot. dot. dot.+ freakout every time theres no milk in the house+ can recite nichola's entire solo album PLUS dear god, and joy to the world.+ buy any priced tickets you can find, as long as your breathing their AIR.+when you pass a car dealership, you immediatly think of kevin+ nick is a studmuffin-you agree 100% with joe.+know that joe's nickname is "danger"+ you've randomly said..."i hate it when you...touch me!" and everyone looks at you weirdly and slowly moves away+ look for directions on an egg carton+know EXACTLY why nick j is off the chain+when you see a box of corn pops, you grab it and scream "CORN POPS BOYYY!"+ can recite every single jonas rap+ you hurt yourself in attempt of the jonas snap+you buy baby bottle pops JUST because it reminds you of them+ pinkberry icecream has become your new ice cream flavor obsession+ you pick answer choice b, even if it's not a multiple choice question+ you have OVER 200 posters in your room+ july 8th is the day you go CRAZYYYY+moose.gorilla.+your friends repeaditly tell you to shut up about the jonas brothers+orange black. white. clear. dot. red. beige. enough said+you cried at their concert+you now celebrate the holiday kwanziggy ziggy zam+when you pass a limited too, or a payless shoes, you immediatly think of joseph+ you want a hippomotomus for christmas+know that joe is enrique iglesias+think of joseph every time you use the toaster+ know that joe is not human+you sadly know what i was talking about this ENTIRE time (:

the real mrs.joe jonas  says:
2 weeks ago

i luv joe so much we will always stay together right joe?!mmmmm you are so delicious!!!!!!aahhhhhhhh

BELEN  says:
2 weeks ago

HOLA SON RE LINDOS,GUAPOS Y ME EN CANTA LA CANCION S.O.S ES MI PREFIRIDA

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HilAIRious Jonas Brothers!


20 Random "Joe-Facts!!!"

  1. Joe's was born on August 15,1989 in Casa Grande, Arizona
  2. He originally wanted to be a comedian and be on the show All That
  3. ♥ he's Italian!!!♥ hmm...me and these italian guys!!!
  4. Known for his random sayings and crazy dances!!!
  5. joe is right handed
  6. The first book joe read was "Are You My Mother" by P.D. Eastman
  7. The first theme park he vivited was a Six Flags in Texas
  8. joe owns 5 guitars
  9. his favorite designer is La Coste's
  10. Joe weighs 140 lbs.
  11. Joe's most ticklish spot is his neck
  12. used to live in Wyckoff New Jersey
  13. He hates when a girl asks him out
  14. He owns an iPhone
  15. his favorite power ranger is the pink ranger. Mine too!!!! lol
  16. he was born on his parent's anniversary
  17. He loves shiney things!!!! me too!!!!
  18. He has 3 brothers:Kevin,Nick and Frankie
  19. He has always loved rock music
  20. Loves the song "Australia" on their Album ''Jonas Brothers''

"That's Just the Way We Roll"

Random "Joe-quotes"

Joe: There was this girl I liked, and she lived in a different country. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers, and sending flowers from a different country can be expensive.

Joe: I can balance things pretty well. I once balanced a tricycle on my foot.

Joe: I own Donald Trump.

Joe: Usually when I'm with my crush, I'll talk really softly.

Joe: (on the Jonas Brothers song, "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and your Just like Hold on...or If your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like...Hold on...to your bike... it can mean...okay I need to figure out what this song means.

Joe: It used to bother me that I was shy. I was always the one playing it safe, never coming out of my shell because I was scared. I've grown up. I'm outgoing, and I just like to have fun!

Joe: I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.

Joe: I don't drive. I don't have a license. I have my permit from New Jersey, but I dont have time to do it. When I am I going to use it? That's the most rock star thing to do, never get your license.

Joe: I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.

Joe: When I want to ask someone out, I get really excited. Of course, I get a little nervous beforehand too, you know? But I get more excited than anything else around the girl because I just really want to ask her out.

Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.

Joe: I would've loved to have competed in the Disney Channel Games.

Joe: (about Starbucks) I don't like coffee but, depending on if it's hot or cold, I like their Strawberries & Creme Frappuccino-that's really good. The peppermint hot chocolate is really good. Also, the Passion Tea Lemonade-it's so good!

Joe: (When asked if he wants to act) I actually started out on Broadway and doing commercials so I have acted-although you can't really count those 30 seconds as acting.

Joe: (talking about how fans react when they see him) Sometimes they freak out and stuff, but it's not really a big deal.

Joe: (replying to a fan that asked him why he was so cute) I dont know. I ask myself that all the time.

Joe: I like to take my time in the morning when I'm getting ready.

Joe: (talking about his big influences) For me, Switchfoot, their just an awesome rock band that really influences some of the rock aspects of music.

Joe: (On what super power he would like to have) I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.

Joe: (about creating a song) You need to find a hook, something that people will remember about a song.

Joe: (talking about his Halloween costume he wore one year) I bought this huge costume to make my crush laugh. I was dressed up as a cowboy riding a bull!

Joe: (talking about his cowboy costume he wore one year for Halloween) I liked it because it had this button. When you pressed it, the cowboy suit blew up and became really huge!

Joe: (talking about one Halloween when he went trick-or-treating with his crush) It was really, really awesome! We went trick-or-treating all day. But we ate too much candy and we both wound up getting sick!

Joe: I'll start a rumor! I have a very big crush on Emma Watson. So big! I haven't actually seen one of [the Harry Potter movies]. I'm going to start. She's like wow, ridiculous.

Joe: (talking about how much work singing is) It gets tiring, but, you know, the fact of when you get back on that stage, it's worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it's completely worth it.

Joe: My hidden talent is...I can make pancakes appear!

Joe: (about signing autographs) When I'm signing 'Joe Jonas', it's like, Whoa, wow, cool.

Joe: I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.

Joe: I was always attached to music and loved listening to different kinds of music, especially rock.

Joe: "I Love You" isn't something to say to quickly. Its not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You're 200 percent happy and excited.

Joe: When I'm with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it.

Joe: I'm not shy about letting someone know I'm into her.

Joe: Best friends don't date each other's ex girlfriend's. That's just how it rolls. Its the guy code.

Joe: Its a lot of fun when I can't quite tell if someone likes me or not. It drives me crazy and its great because the challenge means you can have an even longer relationship.

Joe: When a girl I like shows up at one of our concerts, that makes me happy.

Joe: The best thing a girl can do to show she cares about a guy is to support what he likes to do.

Joe: (talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) Its a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives, but its nice.

Joe: Watch me do a flip.

(flips over on a couch ,falls on floor)

Joe: (talking about something fun to do on a date) I like to have fun, so we'd go bowling.

Joe: (on what he wishes girls knew about guys) We're being nice when we compliment you.

Joe: I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I'm not going to do I end up doing.

Joe: Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the top.

Joe: (After getting his driver's license) Now everyone has to stay off the roads!

Joe: It's so cool to get on stage every night doing our stuff.

Joe: I'm pretty awesome when it comes to balancing things.

Joe: I've loved Baby Bottle Pops from the very beginning. Ever since they came out, I've always thought that they ruled. They're awesome!

Joe: I like girls with the same personality.

Joe: (about creating a new flavor of ice cream) I would put in chocolate ice cream with a little bit of peanut butter and marshmallows. It would be like a Twix bar.

Joe: I would invent ice cream that never melts.

Joe: Music is my life, it is very special. You have music as a kind of feeling. There are songs when you are happy and there are songs when you are sad.

Joe: (talking about where his band gets there ideas for lyrics) Sometimes it is about either what is going on in my life right now, or how we are feeling that day. A lot of the songs can be really happy when we are having a great time, but some songs will be very sad.

Joe: I think I always wanted to make people laugh. I thought that it was my job to be a comedian all day. When I was singing around the house my dad would say, "Joe, you have a great voice. You should sing."

Joe: (talking about his favorite character in High School Musical) Corbin is definitely the man.

Joe: (talking about the premiere of High School Musical 2) We are so excited. I'm excited to watch it. I mean, I'm definitely uh, we have to say we are fans of the first one so.

Joe: (talking about an extreme sport he'd like to try) I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE.... HAPPY FACE.

Joe: (talking about his most embarrassing moment) One time I had a hole in my pants like the entire show and I didn't realize until like after the meet and greet and I got back and I sit down and I'm like OH MANN. It was really embarrassing.

Joe: (About bullies) Kids that I didn't like would make fun of my name and would call me "JJ." They would go "JJ Jonas!" I had to hear it everyday at school.

Joe: Someone once said that I like girls who wear cookie dough-flavored lip gloss. I've never kissed a girl who's worn this flavor. If I ever do, I'll let you know if I like it or not.

Joe: (about bullies) If they see that they're not affecting you, it won't be fun for them.

Joe: I've dropped my Sidekick so many times. It never breaks!

Joe: I like girls who take care of their bodies, but as long as the girl is cool, it's all good.

Joe: A lot of embarrassing things happen, but I don't get embarrassed that much.

Joe: You can talk to girls a lot easier than you can talk to guys about stuff.

Joe: I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don't think she was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out!

Joe: (When asked if he and his brothers really get along) Yeah, we do. We only fist fight twice a day.

Joe: I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah.

Joe: (About when he found out his brother Nick had diabetes) I was really scared for him!

Joe: Looks aren't as important as attitude. I like girls who like to have fun...especially if they're talented. Every girl has something special about her.

Joe: My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor.

Joe: I wish I would have known that going out with a girl to lunch on a date is not a good idea. It automatically puts you in the friends zone! It always led me on.

Joe: (About his purity ring) It's basically a part of me. It's cool!

Joe: Kevin [Jonas] knows what to do when it comes to girls...Always!!!

Joe: Kevin [Jonas] has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell it...and every time he's right!

Joe: I've dated a couple girls I never met before!

Joe: I just found out that putting a poptart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better!

Joe: We, [him and his brothers] can't get enough of our video games. We have tons of Nintendo 64 games that we don't even play!

Joe: (Imitating his brother, Kevin) Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!

Joe:(about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin.

Joe: I like a girls natural beauty. My ideal girl wouldn't have to have a lot of makeup. Just a smile and style. I like girls who have a cool sense of fashion and don't mind standing out a bit.

Joe: The only way to win is to die trying.

Joe:(on what he looks for in a girl) Someone was like, you like different voices don't you. I was like yeah. I also like accents.

Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

Joe: The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes, I'm an eyes guy.

Joe: The sweetest thing is singing to your crush over the phone.

Joe: I'd love to be a comedian. I've always loved to make people laugh. I would love to be in movies one day. I'd do more comedic roles.

Joe: I like working out, especially running.

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