Catholic kittens

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By Eva Berlin


Catholic kittens

One day a Catholic Priest was walking down the street and saw a little girl on her front porch with a box of newborn kittens.

The little girl asks, "Hello Father, would please say a prayer for my Catholic kittens?"

"Yes Dear, of course," The Priest said, "Bless you child and your precious "Catholic" kittens!"

A week later the Priest sees the little girl again with the box of kittens and inquires, "How are the little Catholic kittens doing Dear?"

The little girl said, "They are not Catholic kittens anymore, they are Atheist kittens now."

The shock and disturbed Priest asks, "What you mean? What happened?!?!"

The little girl said, "They opened their eyes."

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