10 Jokes for Kids
78Hi kids, are you looking for jokes to tell your friends? On this hub you will find 10 easy jokes to tell your friends. You can cheer up a friend who may not be having a good day, as the saying goes "Laughter is the best medicine"....so go tell a joke ----make them smile or have a giggle.
If you like to share some of your jokes with us, please don't hesitate to write it on the comment box.... Cheers.!!!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I’ll go ahead.
***********
When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?
When U and I aren’t there.
***********
What was the wizard’s favourite band?
ABBA-cadabra
************
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
***********
What does a dentist call his X-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why can’t 101 dalmatians play hide –and-seek?
Because they’d get spotted!
************
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French Flies
**************
Patient: Doctor doctor I feel like a bell
Doctor: Give me a ring when you feel better!
**********
What award did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
A no-bell prize!
*********
What;s Dr Jekyll's favourite game?
Hyde and seek
More Jokes . . .
Recycling Lesson
Teacher: Does anyone know what it means to recycle?
Amy: That's when I have to ride my older sister's bicycle instead of getting a new one.
|
The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun (Everything Kids Series)
Price: $2.95
List Price: $7.95 |
|
Pet Jokes That Will Make You Howl!
Price: $1.76
List Price: $4.95 |
|
The Biggest Kid's Joke Book Ever!
Price: $12.00
|
|
The Bailey School Kids Joke Book
Price: $0.99
List Price: $3.99 |
What is a boxer's favourite drink? -- Punch
Going Bowling . . .
The family went bowling one night and brought seven-year-old Stevie for the first time. Along with the rest of the family, Stevie laced up his bolwing shoes and then went to select a ball. Everyone else choose one but Stevie could not make up his mind.
Ten minutes went by and finally Father said, "Stevie, just pick a ball. We don't have all night."
"But I can't!" wailed Stevie, "Every ball i pick up has holes on it!"
Have a Giggle . . . Visit more Joke Hubs....
- Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-knock have been around for ages. It is a type of joke that needs 2 person to do a call-answer exercise. It is a fun and easy to learn especially for children. Here is an ongoing collection of knock-knock jokes. Have fun !!! - 15 Jokes for Kids
Here are some easy and cool jokes for children that I have compiled from various sources, the jokes are all G-rated and in good taste and they are very easy to learn. - Just Joking Around
Here are a few jokes including Knock knock jokes, that I compiled. Whether your 7 or 75 years old I hope you will have a laugh when you leave this hub. - Amusing Answers
A collection of amusing answers taken from an actual school examinations. - Easter Jokes & Riddles for kids
A collection of Easter jokes and riddles sorted by category, you will never get short of jokes this Easter to tell your friends and family.
PrintShare it! — Rate it: up down flag this hub
sunesra says:
6 months ago
cool jokes