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How the internet got me laid!

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By scottcollins89


Can you find sex on the internet?

So today i relised how powerfull the internet really is. You can have the internet do anything for you! Clothes, food, Money, Computers, Gadgets, woman, cars, friends, and the main thing SEX you name it the internet has it. Its crazy how it works, you can never completly understand it and its part of our daily lifes. Without it some of us couldnt even survive... no joke! We really couldnt, we couldnt make money, or friends or any of that stuff with out it. It always blows my mind to this day. One of my biggest fears is that google is going to get so smart its going to take over the world (lol) hey its possible.

Okay well ill stop rambling for a moment and get to my point! The internet is so crazy you can get sex online! yeah..... sex. Its easy, you can go into a chat room and get cyber sex! Yes 99% of the time you are probably talking to a guy..... which is sort of creepy, but hey what ever floats your boat. You can also join swinging site were you can meet people in the real world to just have sex with. Dont forget myspace, or other social networking site.... Hell we only use them to pick up the opposite gender. Also chat-rooms and the list goes on.. The internet is a horny place, with a lot of people to have sex with.

Getting to the story though some time today lol!!! :)


Alright well the adventures of how the internet got me laid, its a crazy story..... So yes I was feeling a little bit lonly and have not gotten any action in awhile.. So I browse over to my favorite site... Craigslist..... And post in the casual encounters section Hey male here looking for a fun time, or something along those lines! Pretty much getting to the point that i was looking for sex. Well I got a massive amount of replys of girls just throwing them selfs at me, lol sike! Dont we all wish that would happen... Well I got a bunch of different replys a lot of spam and crap..

Then this woman emails me, telling me that i need to sign up for her site blah blah blah.... Telling me that its all legit... Well I believed her beeing as gullable as I am, and desperate for sex I listened and followed her instructions. She directed me to some swinger sex site, and then I never heard from her again....... Well a little pissed and sad, I browsed through the site and noticed that half of the people on here were extreamly good looking and i felt they were all a little out of my legue... But i messaged them anyways i thought hey what do i got to loose.... Its the internet cant hurt my self esteem at all.

I messaged a couple of them and then got no reply and decided to go to bed. Well that next day I loged back on.... looking for sex, in that same swinger sex site, then i noticed That all these girls are Fake! So I thought how legitament is this stuff!

So I decided to test a bunch of different sex sites out, With all the same response... all the sex sites, filled with gorgeous girls way to hot to be online just looking for sex with some creepy pervs......

Thats when I came to the conclusion, well maybe the internet cant do everything..... because you cant get sex on the internet, other than cyber sex with the creepy guy....



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Sex on the internet seems like its just a hyped up marketing scheme to make tons of money off of people, because people are always searching for it.... sex draws people in for some unknows reason, and the good people on the internet manipulate it, and make money off of you being horny and looking for sex online!

I guess what im trying to say is, you cant find sex on the internet... at least I cant and sex is ment for the real world.... but hey sex is good to bring people in and read your hub... It worked for you didnt!

so try and stay sexy! Go out there in the real world and try to get lucky. for men the ratio of finding sex is 1 out of 25... not to bad of a ratio if you ask me.

for those of you who have a really bad ratio and feel like you need a little help, go read this ebook... It helped my dad out, he's always with a new girl! Telling me how his sex life is always so great..... Maybe ill read it one day! Better yet, you read it and tell me if it works for you!!!

snipurl.com/here2help


Keep me updated if it works for you!!

untill then, have fun trying to find your sex partnet online..... LOL


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