Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! that’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions. Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing, and he answered waiting for the Autumn.
Santa was standing in the sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat.While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: Are U okay? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
They love you but they are not your lover. They care for you but they are not from your family. They are ready to share your pain but they are not from your blood relations they are friends. Happy World’s Best Friend Week.Santa goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one, he asks, How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only. Santa: I need a daily wear so show me regular underwear not the party underwear.
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: what happened? Son: Don’t know about the disease but since morning he is on VIBRATION mode. Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn't miss the target when thrown at politicians
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of the horse & says: You can note down the number.Blackmailing in Recession. Employee: If you do not increase my salary, I will tell every one in office that you have increased my salary and no one else's.
Santa: I haven't slept all night in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y didn't u try to Exchange? Santa: Oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth. Why we have so many temples and visit them, if God is everywhere? A wise man said: Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to make us feel it !