QUOTES ON REAL LOVE

LOVELY QUOTATIONS FOR A BRAIN ON VACATIONS

LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO MEN AND WOMEN WHO DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER.-- WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM.

LOVE IS MADE UP OF TWO CONSONANTS, TWO VOWELS AND TWO FOOLS.--OSHO

LOVE IS LIKE AN HOURGLASS, WITH THE HEART FILLING UP AS THE BRAIN EMPTIES.--JULES RENARD

A DRESS MAKES NO SENSE UNLESS IT INSPIRES A MAN TO WANT TO TAKE IT OFF YOU.-- FRANCOIS SAGAN

LOVE IS A GROSS EXAGGERATION OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE PERSON AND EVERYBODY ELSE.--GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

MEN ALWAYS WANT TO BE A WOMAN'S FIRST LOVE; WOMEN LIKE TO BE A MAN'S LAST ROMANCE.-- OSCAR WILDE

WHEN ONE IS IN LOVE, ONE ALWAYS BEGINS BY DECEIVING ONE'S SELF, AND ONE ALWAYS ENDS BY DECEIVING OTHERS. THAT IS WHAT THE WORLD CALLS A ROMANCE.-- OSCAR WILDE

WOMAN BEGINS BY RESISTING A MAN'S ADVANCE,AND ENDS BY BLOCKING HIS RETREAT.-- OSCAR WILDE

I THINK I MENTIONED TO BOB GELDOF I COULD MAKE LOVE FOR EIGHT HOURS. WHAT I DIDN'T SAY WAS THAT THIS INCLUDED FOUR HOURS OF BEGGING AND THEN DINNER AND A MOVIE.---STING

DUCKING FOR APPLES - CHANGE ONE LETTER, AND IT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE.--DOROTHY PARKER

THE CLOSEST I EVER CAME TO A MENAGE- A- TROIS WAS WHEN I DATED A SCHIZOPHRENIC.--RITA RUDNER

SEX IS LIKE ART. MOST OF IT IS PRETTY BAD, AND THE GOOD STUFF IS OUT OF YOUR PRICE RANGE.--  SCOTT ROEBEN

IF IT WEREN'T FOR PICKPOCKETS, I'D HAVE NO SEX AT ALL.--RODNEY DANGERFIELD

WHY DID GOD CREATE MEN?  BECAUSE VIBRATORS CAN'T MOW THE LAWN.-- MADONNA

MEN CAN READ MAPS BETTER THAN WOMEN. CAUSE ONLY THE MALE MIND COULD CONCEIVE OF ONE INCH EQUALLING A HUNDRED MILES.--ROSEANNE BARR

A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND.-- MAE WEST

I AM A MARVELLOUS HOUSEKEEPER. EVERY TIME I LEAVE A MAN, I KEEP HIS HOUSE.-- ZSA ZSA GABOR

ALL WOMEN ARE GOOD. GOOD FOR NOTHING OR GOOD FOR SOMETHING.-- MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

WHEN WOMEN GO WRONG, MEN GO RIGHT AFTER THEM.--MAE WEST

MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE. YOU'D BETTER GIVE IT TO HER OR SHE'LL TAKE IT ANYWAY.--JOEY ADAMS

WHEN THERE IS MARRIAGE WITHOUT LOVE, THERE WILL BE LOVE WITHOUT MARRIAGE.--BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

MEN MARRY WOMEN WITH THE HOPE THEY WILL NEVER CHANGE. WOMEN MARRY MEN WITH THE HOPE THEY WILL CHANGE. INVARIABLY THEY ARE BOTH DISAPPOINTED.-- ALBERT EINSTEIN

LOVE IS BLIND, BUT MARRIAGE RESTORES ITS SIGHT.--GEORG LICHTENBERG

IF I'M NOT WORTH THE WOOING, I AM SURELY NOT WORTH THE WINNING.--HENRY. W. LONGFELLOW

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF MEN AND WOMEN REALLY SUIT EACH OTHER.  PERHAPS THEY SHOULD LIVE NEXT DOOR AND JUST VISIT NOW AND THEN.-- KATHARINE HEPBURN

IF LOVE IS THE ANSWER, COULD YOU REPHRASE THE QUESTION?.-- LILY TOMLIN

IN REAL LOVE YOU WANT THE OTHER PERSON'S GOOD. IN ROMANTIC LOVE, YOU WANT THE OTHER PERSON.--MARGARET ANDERSON

GIVE A MAN A FREE HAND AND HE'LL RUN IT ALL OVER YOU.-- MAE WEST

THE MAN THAT SAYS HIS WIFE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, FORGETS THAT SHE TOOK HIM.--OSCAR WILDE

THE ONLY TIME A WOMAN REALLY SUCCEEDS IN CHANGING A MAN, IS WHEN HE'S A BABY.-- NATALIE WOOD

BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A SURPRISED WOMAN.--MARYON PEARSON

A HUSBAND IS WHAT IS LEFT OF THE LOVER AFTER THE NERVE IS EXTRACTED.--HELEN ROWLAND

THE TROUBLE WITH SOME WOMEN IS THAT THEY GET ALL EXCITED ABOUT NOTHING, AND THEN MARRY HIM.-- CHER

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN, BEHIND HER IS HIS WIFE.--GROUCHO MARX

SHOPPING IS BETTER THAN SEX. AT LEAST IF YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED, YOU CAN EXCHANGE IT FOR SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE.-- ADRIENNE GUSOF

LOVE HAS THE POWER OF MAKING YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU WOULD NORMALLY TREAT WITH THE DEEPEST SUSPICION.-- MIRABEAU

A BRIDE AT HER SECOND WEDDING DOES NOT WEAR A VEIL. SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT SHE'S GETTING.-- HELEN ROWLAND.