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Making Money from Jokes

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By darkside


Laughing all the way to the bank!

Heard a good joke lately? Or perhaps you've come up with a new one or added a twist to an old one. You've retold a jokes to family, friends or workmates and have been rewarded with a hearty laugh, snerk or chortle.

That joke, pun, story or one liner could be worth money to you.

You don't need to write up a collection of jokes and get it published to be rewarded for your sense of humor or the side splitting retelling of an old favorite.

You don't even need to put those jokes online on a site plastered with advertising in the hope that revenue is generated from a sale or a click.

There are magazines that send out checks with your name on it for jokes published or deemed worthy of being the pick of the bunch.

Prizes and rewards start as little as a lottery ticket or $10 up to $150. A couple of magazines will reward only the best but a lot will pay out for every joke published.

Always check out the magazine before you send jokes. Be familiar with their format and style. It would be a waste of time and money to send in, what may be regarded by the editor and therefore the readers, something that is considered too risqué, rude or lewd. On the other hand a more ribald publication might consider it too tame and lame.

You're not going to be able to retire on the money you receive but you will enjoy receiving checks in the mail and seeing your name in print. Over the last few years I have made over $2000 per year from this little side earner. Now that's two thousand dollars that I never would have seen if I had not submitted jokes to magazines. And for the small amount of time I invest in doing it, it's actually very profitable.


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Funny FAQ

Where can you find jokes?
The best source for the funniest jokes is the one you've heard off a friend and laughed at. Write it down at the first available opportunity.

Other sources (other than the magazines that publish them) is joke books whether they are old or new (and the older they are the fresher they seem). Check out the book shop.

Better yet have a look through the shelves at your second hand goods store. Borrow books from the library. Or just keep an ear out for something that tickles your funny bone.

What about copyright infringement?
Jokes are a different kettle of fish. No one can actually claim ownership of a joke that spreads via word of mouth. But if you're copying the joke from a book do yourself a favor and word it differently. And change nationalities around. Stop picking on the poor Irish.

Is there anything that is inappropriate?
Blatantly racist. Anything that is more hateful than funny. Baby jokes aren't funny.

When will I see the money?
Every magazine publisher has their own system. They may pay before, or after publication. Don't fret. Chances are you will get your check eventually. And remember it's usually by check.

What if they don't pay me?
Then don't send anymore jokes. Most of the magazines I send jokes to haven't stayed in business by ripping off contributors. But then again I don't think any of them will go out of business because they overlooked a payment to someone such as myself. As long as your jokes are funny and haven't been used before or sent by someone else you'll eventually get in there. But if they do overlook the odd cheque don't crap in your own nest by ringing or writing to them with complaints.

And one other thing: don't tell them you're sending in jokes because you read this article. They definitely won't print your jokes or send you money. They want to believe that you're a devoted reader.

Can I email jokes?
Usually there's an address on the jokes page where they're asking for reader submissions. If it's an email address SCORE! No cost for paper, ink, envelope and postage stamp.

Can I send in ALL my jokes?
Pace yourself. You're not going to be more popular by spamming. It will have the opposite effect. Send in one or two jokes a week. You might have far more joke than that, but make sure the ones you send in are the best of the best. If it works out then maybe send in jokes under the name of a friend or family member. Someone with a different name and address, who have the ability to cash the check. My tip is you split the proceeds of the check with them.Otherwise they'll soon tire of cashing in checks on your behalf for your sole benefit. 50/50 is fair. Sure, they're getting money for doing practically nothing except for going out of their way to deposit the check. But remember you're making money by doing just as little. So don't be greedy.

How should I present my joke?
If you don't have the option of using a typewriter or a computer then write it VERY neatly.

Make sure your name and address is on the page and all you need after that is the joke/s. You don't need to tell them how funny it is or how much you love their magazine. Just the joke.

Will they tell me if I'm going to be published?
Probably not. The only way you'll know that you're published is if you see it with your own eyes. So that means buying the magazine every week or month. The other option is to have a browse at the newspaper stand. Sure, they probably don't like browsers but if you're going to be buying every magazine that you've sent jokes to you run the risk of it probably costing you more than you make. On the other hand if you choose your jokes appropriately and select your magazines wisely you could be making far more than you spend. And who doesn't like seeing their own name in print?

Best of luck with the jokes submissions. And remember, he who laughs last... probably didn't get the damn joke.

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Nancy's Niche profile image

Nancy's Niche  says:
3 months ago

Now this is an interesting hub!!! I loved the best of luck comment...

Chris  says:
3 months ago

Are you Joking,Yes this is a Great Idea,I have seen Some Joke Blogs with Adsense, As The Joke may be not the Only Funny thing about the Blog.

JulietduPreez profile image

JulietduPreez  says:
3 months ago

Great hub and info.

ChloeAliceWilson profile image

ChloeAliceWilson  says:
3 months ago

That sounds like a fun way to make money. I had no idea it could make any money, let alone that much. Thanks for the info.

frogdropping profile image

frogdropping  says:
3 months ago

Make money from joking around? How interesting. My mind is stuffed with jokes, my dad, more so. I'm going to call him. He could be a potential joke gold mine. I'm glad I read this Darkside - thankyou :)

cosette profile image

cosette  says:
3 months ago

that's true about he who laughs last. i have woken up on more than one occasion at 2 in the morning going "ohh now i get it!". (some of the fhunniest jokes start out with "This horse walks into a bar..." :)

very nice hub!

stuart747 profile image

stuart747  says:
3 months ago

Great advice, Thank you for sharing, I will look into this,

However I think most of my jokes are a little rude

pgrundy  says:
3 months ago

Cool! I'm going to check this out. :)

thranax profile image

thranax  says:
3 months ago

Baby Jokes aren't funny? Youtube:

ugly baby stephen lynch

Most of his stuff is hysterical!

~thranax~

darkside profile image

darkside  says:
3 months ago

I'm talking baby jokes that involve... potato peelers and pitch forks and such.

Magazine editors will probably draw the line somewhere.

emievil profile image

emievil  says:
3 months ago

Wow $2,000 per year? Hmmm, now who says you can't laugh while making money =). First time I've read a hub on making money through jokes. I'm actually reading this magazine where you can send an original joke for $100. Maybe I'll give it a try. Thanks DS!

Amazooo  says:
3 months ago

It's a good idea mate.

I've never thought that we could make money by send jokes to some newspaper.

But it's real.

marcofratelli profile image

marcofratelli  says:
3 months ago

Hmm... another market worth considering. Sweet!

wannabwestern profile image

wannabwestern  says:
3 months ago

I don't have a funny bone. Alas!

Gemsong profile image

Gemsong  says:
3 months ago

Really great hub. Unfortunately I have a lousy sense of humor and can't re-tell a joke to save my life. :)

ChristopherHowell profile image

ChristopherHowell  says:
3 months ago

Great hub, definitely never thought of this as something to make money. Definitely awesome for those with a bit of spare time on their hands...

"So there's this irish dude walking into a bar..."

:P

elvislady profile image

elvislady  says:
3 months ago

Thanks for the Hub on making money selling jokes. I enjoyed reading it, and you inspired me to write special HUB of my own about jokes.

Now that I am talking to you darkside, I am new here, and have a notebook I've been listing things I want to write HUBS about. I have not tried yet to write one, because in

some places I see HTML is needed and others places say its not needed. Can you clear that up? Am I required to use HTML, for writing a HUB, or does HUB do all that for me? I would be very thankful to you, for clearing up that question. I hope the answer is not needed. Because I might abandon ship. That is why I have not published any HUBS yet. Cause I'm shy, bashful, and stupid. Thanks

darkside profile image

darkside  says:
3 months ago

Elvislady, no HTML is needed. Start making a hub and you'll see why. Images are uploaded, hyperlinks are as simple as highlighting the text and clicking on the chain icon (and then you put the URL in the box that pops up), all you have to do is give it a go, type up your content or better yet, write it on Notepad and save it on your hard drive and then copy and paste it into the capsules (it's always a good idea to have a back up of your textual content).

GoldiString profile image

GoldiString  says:
3 months ago

Laughter is best medicine... for my wallet. Now i have to humor my pocket. Thanks, nice hub.

BrianS profile image

BrianS  says:
2 months ago

Now that's a funny story, I have hundreds of jokes sitting in my funny email folder that I was wondering what I should do with.

akirchner profile image

akirchner  says:
2 months ago

Great hub - nothing like laughter to get us through the day!

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