CHICAGO, IL - Successful lawyer and long-time Chicago resident Doug Shbag has finally discovered the key to achieving a sophisticated look for his home's interior: he has decorated his apartment with beautiful women.

The women, who range in age from 19-22, are all between 5'9 and 5'11 and have varying shades of blonde hair. Striking sexy poses, they are carefully placed among Shbag's trendy furniture, lamps and wall hangs.

Shbag's idea was inspired by the popular "woman as decoration" concept that is predominant in American mainstream culture, as well as non-mainstream culture and non-American culture.

"I thought to myself, 'Hey. Women look good during half-time on a football field. They also make great accessories in music videos and car commercials. Why not bring that concept into the home?'"

When asked how the women would eat and sleep and other science facts, Shbag did not show much concern.

"It's not like they're people or anything," he commented.