1. What type of match won't make fire?

A tennis match!

2. Can a match box?

No, but a tin can.

3. What do you get when King Kong steps on a glacier?

Crushed ice.

4. What is the difference between the law and an ice cube?

One is justice, the other is just ice.

5. Did you hear the joke about the icicle?

Never mind; it would leave you cold.

6. What's a good way to catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

7. What is a squirrel's favorite breakfast?

Doughnuts.

8. What happens when you cross a squirrel and a kangaroo?

You get a creature that can carry acorns in its pockets.

9. Why did the fly fly?

Because a spider spied her!

10. What runs around a football field but never walks?

A fence.

11. If I gave 25-cent coins to two people, what time is it?

A quarter to two.

12. How is a pencil like a riddle?

It's no good without a point.

13. What do wizards use to serve coffee?

Cups and sorcerers!

14. What do we call a UFO wizard?

A flying sorcerer

15. When a wizard makes a chick appear suddenly, what is it?

A cheep trick.

16. How does a Viking communicate?

By Norse code!

17. Where do baby Vikings sleep?

In a norsery!

18. What do you call a Viking's wife?

A Viqueen!