I Wrote a funny creative writing on Money Makes Many Things:

Money is power.

Money is good.

Money is everything.

Money is in my grasps.

Money is salvation.

Money is authority.

Money is control.

Money is measure of achievement.

Money is life creator.

Money is happiness.

Money is my friend, my mentor and my tutor.

Money is loyalty.

Money is abundance and is everywhere.

Money is working hard for me.

Money is my slaves, my chefs, my drivers, my butlers, personal assistants, and my helpers.

Money is with me from birth until death and until the day after.

Money is the air I breathe, the food I ate, the water I drank, the bed I slept, the home I went back everyday.

Money is my passion, my pleasure, my sadness, my feeling, my taste, my sight and my dream.

Money is my dreams, my visions, my values, my expectations and my future.

Money is in my blood, in my flesh, in my bones, in my skins, in my veins, in my hair, in my brain and in everything of me.