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By frogdropping

Purchasing the best jeans for your butt can be a bit of a pain (in the butt) if you don’t know what styles suit the shape of your … booty. Whether your butt is flat, rounded, lacking definition or has finally given in to gravity – there will be a fit that best suits your shape.

Best Jeans For Your Butt


You need to think about your butt, before you can determine the best jeans for your butt. Is your butt athletic or flat? Perhaps you have a great booty, all high on the hips and JLo style. Or maybe you’ve hit the dreaded middle aged spread and believe you could do with a little butt lifting help? The following list indentifies three classic butt shapes and then recommends the type and style that you’ll need to aim for, in order to best flatter your booty.

If you can’t improve what you have by nature - then the next best thing is to fake it. We live in a world whereby cosmetic surgery is now acceptable. It’s chic to augment your breasts with cleavage enhancing bras and it’s becoming the norm to wear underwear that nips in the waist, narrows the hips and creates a false hour glass figure. So let’s go girls … lets fake that butt!

Best Jeans - Flat Butt


Flat Butt Jeans

True Religion jeans. Great for flat butts.
True Religion jeans. Great for flat butts.

Aim for jeans that have smaller pockets, sat medium high and semi-wide on your booty. The denim needs to stretch and give, so only look at jeans that have Lycra (or similar) woven into the material. Stiff jeans will only flatten your butt further, so avoid classic cut denim at all costs. And it’s worth investing in jeans that have a waistline that’s average.

A pair of low waisters will only reduce the size of your butt to the eye – and the point is to project ‘more’ – not less. If you're wanting to buy the best of the flat booty jeans, then you need to take a look at True Religion's Joey Baby Blue Jeans. Hudsons Jeans and Not Your Daughters Jeans also do a great line in denims that create curves. Check out Ebay and online stores. Shop smart and you'll find a pair a lot cheaper than you will down the highstreet.

Best Jeans - Bubble Butt


Bubble Butt Jeans

Look for a triangular yoke, narrow spaced pockets and flexible denim.
Look for a triangular yoke, narrow spaced pockets and flexible denim.

A bubble butt needs treating much the same way as we do when we want to minimize big breasts. Therefore you need to think right size, in order to create ‘smaller’. Meaning – correctly fitting jeans will go a long way toward reducing the size of an ample booty.

You need to buy jeans that are higher on the waist – no low risers, they’re simply non-flattering. Go for the type that have a larger 'yoke'. This gives a better coverage across the small of the back. Pockets are great but try and aim for those with a little detail on them, and make sure they're sat close together. Widely placed pockets add to width - so avoid widely spaced ones. And as with a flat butt, don’t buy stiff denim, it needs some give whilst allowing you to feel comfortable and ‘contained’.

You might look good standing but you need to think about when you’re sitting. Jeans that cut into your waist line or won’t adjust when you sit will simply ride down – exposing a bit more than you’ll have bargained for. If you've got a little extra junk in your trunk, take a look at Gap - they do some great, reasonably priced styles, as do the House Of Dereon - great jeans at great prices.

Best Jeans - No Butt


No Butt Jeans

Wide spaced pockets, flaps and Lycra.
Wide spaced pockets, flaps and Lycra.

If you’re blessed with a distinct lack of bootie-liciousness, don’t panic – the perfect jeans exist. There are quite a few styles currently on the market that are specifically tailored to enhance a butt that lacks a couple of important details … decent glutes. First of all, you need to aim for interesting elements – embroidery and embellishments on the back pockets.

We’re talking unusual designs on the pocket flaps, buttons and detailed stitching. Wide spaced pockets to create the illusion of curves. Low rise jeans are a great style and look for the type with a faded seat area – basically butt-creating details. Again, as with the flat butts (sorry for the terminology … ) don’t buy stiff jeans. Aim for the Lycra type as they will allow for movement. You need to do a little alluring wiggling when you’re butt-less and stiff jeans just don’t cut it.

If you’ve got cash to splash then why not just spend some of your hard earned on dedicated butt enhancers? True Religion Joey jeans are said to do amazing things for a tiny booty, thought they retail at around $200 plus. Or check out the Gap range. Much easier on the bank balance and you could probably buy three pairs of Gap jeans to one pair of True Religion.

My Jeans - My Butt

What do I wear? By choice - Gap jeans. Currently I'm sat in a pair of old faded stiff denims. I know that classic denim isn't the best for the junk in my trunk ... but I can't help it. I love comfort and I've had mine long enough for them to have become molded to my shape, as well as a little thread bare.

And what shape is my booty? Frog shaped. Full of bounce ...

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sandwichmom profile image

sandwichmom  says:
2 months ago

I am short and most jeans have large pockets made for taller folks- thanks for the information so i will no pay more attention.

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

SWM - hey :) I was being very pointed here. All about the ass! But I reckon you could work off the butt type. You know ... check out House of Dereon. They're online and their price range is really affordable.

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
2 months ago

Um...wait. What was this about?

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

Christoph ... were you just looking at the pictures? You were, weren't you? Hehe!

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Christoph Reilly  says:
2 months ago

You want to hear something weird? I had just finished writing and publishing a story about a guy who was caught secretly videotaping women's behinds in a store. Then saw that you had published a hub, and wah lah! It was kind of freakish.

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

Cristoph - I came across such a story a while ago. I can't remember if I read about it or watched it on tv. It's a bit scary, either way.

shibashake profile image

shibashake  says:
2 months ago

HELP! I am not sure which category my butt fits into. Probably bubble, butt I am in denial :D

I usually just buy big jeans so that they are loose, which makes me feel slim :)

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Kathryn Plasencia  says:
2 months ago

So what about the sunken ghetto booty?

Enelle Lamb profile image

Enelle Lamb  says:
2 months ago

Good hub - it's not easy finding a pair of jeans to fit!

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

shiba - hey hey hey :) I like jeans, pretty much all I wear. I have a couple of faves - though as I said, I really like Gap jeans. And i bet you've got a gorgeous booty ... all that exercise with your dogs!

Kathryn - what is a sunken ghetto booty? Working from the word 'sunken' I'd aim for butt lifting jeans :)

Enelle - definitely not. Drives me nuts how sizing doesn't match from brand to brand. That is NOT helpful!

Feline Prophet profile image

Feline Prophet  says:
2 months ago

Butt, butt, butt...what if the problem is the tum?

frogdropping profile image

frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

Feline - lol then either aim for low risers, as they sit below the waist and tend to fit better across the hips (as they should) or aim for a regular waisted pair. That way you can erm ... tuck it in?! ;)

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dianacharles  says:
2 months ago

That was some useful information there...

What about the guys...do the same rules apply to them too?

And what is your 100th hub going to be about? Congrats in advance.

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

The guys have different butts. I don't know - maybe I'll have to think about them at some point :)

And my 100th hub? I don't know. I hadn't thought about it. Is it like some kind of achievement? I'm unsure!!

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shibashake  says:
2 months ago

You're at 100 hubs?! You have been a busy frog and you put me to shame.

Congrats! I think it is an awesome achievement for a very awesome frog!

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myownworld  says:
2 months ago

really enjoyed reading this....very witty, with some great tips too! had me laughing throughout....thanks for posting!

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

Shiba - yup. I'm musing on what I'm supposed to do. I don't know whether to just quietly post hub #100 or do something else now. I looked around a bit and quite a few publish something a little noteworthy. I can do noteworthy. It's just that I can't do it without misbehaving :)

And thankyou shiba dear. When I'm as awesome as you ... I'll be feeling pretty good!

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

MOW - hey lol glad it worked for you :) Trust me ... apply the tips and you too will have an amazing frog butt!

Janetta profile image

Janetta  says:
2 months ago

is it possible to fall somewhere betweeen no butt and bubble butt? I have enough of a butt that its hard to miss, but not enough to keep my pants up apparently lol

frogdropping profile image

frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

Janetta - I'm like you. I have a halfway-ass. Rounded and cheeky but not a bubble butt either. I use a belt dear :) (hehe)

Janetta profile image

Janetta  says:
2 months ago

haha..a B-elt? hmmm...i'll have to google that one.

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

Janetta are you messing with me ;)

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lyricsingray  says:
2 months ago

Okay I admit it I have no booty, but you may have just helped me look like I do a little bit - Bless you frogdropping!

keira7  says:
2 months ago

Lol. Love it. Good hub Frogdropping. Take care.

koma  says:
2 months ago

i have those jeans and they are comfortable, and sometimes a perfect fit will make you look good. so nice hub.

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frogdropping  says:
2 months ago

lyric - FAKE IT lol! We fake out boobs, waists and nails/hair. And now the butt. Guys are used to it ... ;)

Keira - heyyyyyy! Now where's your hub? I need to check your profile out huh?!

kona - A prefect fit should always look good. Or at least help!

Janetta profile image

Janetta  says:
6 weeks ago

ok miss frog--i'll b sending over a list of q's via email so keep an eye out!!

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frogdropping  says:
6 weeks ago

Janetta - bring it hehe. And make sure you're ready this time ... ;)

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ethel smith  says:
5 weeks ago

Don't think there is a jean for my butt just now ()

urbanfrugalchic  says:
5 weeks ago

Great Job..I hate shopping for jeans it is so hard to find a flattering pair!

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frogdropping  says:
5 weeks ago

Always easier when you set out ... knowing what it is you're looking for ;)

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donotfear  says:
5 weeks ago

I like this hub a lot. I've found the NYDJ (Not Your Daughters Jeans) to be the best 'butt-enhancing' jeans, regardless of what is embellished on the pockets.

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frogdropping  says:
5 weeks ago

DNF - ahhh I hear they're totally fab. I may treat myself. I'm in the UK for a few weeks (soon) and know a couple of great outlets I can check out :)

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vinner  says:
5 weeks ago

your hubs are amazing

Useful Knowledge profile image

Useful Knowledge  says:
5 weeks ago

Oh yes. Great advice. Heaven knows...I want my butt to be looking good in some jeans!!

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lewgard  says:
4 weeks ago

Great timing on this Hub !! I plan on buying new jeans tomorrow because, well...my butt has changed since the last purchase. Hmmm...maybe all the extra walking and exercising I Have been doing??? I can only hope that is the case.

Over the last couple years I have noticed women wearing very poor-fitting jeans, creating what I call a "table butt". It actually resembles a table. If only there was a way I could subtly refer them to this Hub.

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PhoenixV  says:
4 weeks ago

great hub

Lissa Lynn profile image

Lissa Lynn  says:
4 weeks ago

great hub, I always have trouble finding a pair of jeans that fit "just right". Thanks!

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frogdropping  says:
4 weeks ago

Vinner - thankyou :)

UK - don't we all!

lew - I wish you the best butt jeans can buy!

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frogdropping  says:
4 weeks ago

Thankyou guys - maybe now youll have an idea what to look out for :)

shareitt  says:
4 weeks ago

it's wonderful to have more options...love the look of the jeans, who doesn't want a great looking butt :>

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tamgard01  says:
4 weeks ago

Love this!! They truly are great jeans for any but!

CorriStar profile image

CorriStar  says:
4 weeks ago

I wish I could write something about fashion because I love it but I just cant figure out what I want to write about. Nice hub.

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khmohsin  says:
4 weeks ago

your hub remember me about my college life...when my waste wast 31" i never forget those days...dear but now i am with 36" waste person ...you know what there is lot of difference specially in fitting of jeans ....so you have shared great fun with us...thanks dear...keep it up.

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Lee Thacker  says:
4 weeks ago

I like the way your brain thinks, makes me feel alive listening to what your thinking, very cool...Keep it up ...PS Now I Know Why I bookmarked your page ;-) ...Hope you are doing well,

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Emme West  says:
4 weeks ago

cute!

Nakojua  says:
4 weeks ago

Great Hub! I have no butt so this helped A lot. It's so hard finding Jeans that would look good. I'm Petite with no Butt =]]. what Jeans would you suggest would be the best for me?? and where Can I get some?

besttoworld  says:
4 weeks ago

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frogdropping  says:
3 weeks ago

shareit - we all want a great butt :)

Tam - I fancy a nice pair of True Religion jeans. I'm waiting on Santa!

Corri - go for it. There must be a fashion item that you love or couldn't live without. Hub about it :)

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frogdropping  says:
3 weeks ago

khmohsin - those were the days!!!

Lee - and very nice of you to stop by and say so, thankyou :)

emme - thankyou :)

Nakojua - Try Gap. They're a great jean and great prices to match. They have a huge range of fits, sizes and styles :)

best - thankyou!

Nakojua  says:
3 weeks ago

Thank you!!

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