yankee president leaves for Pluto

vows to stay there

until mess is sorted out

entire world waves goodbye

(with its fingers crossed)

republicans wheel out

another harpo marx clone

masquerading as yankee president (sorry Harpo)

assembled reporters talk among themselves

about the cheaney skin handbag

(is this the correct spelling for handbag)

the yankee president was wearing

the consensus - no-one wanted to delay him

by asking ANYTHING…

spontaneous celebrations break out worldwide

biggest and best party in Venezuela

fair play to you Comrade Chavez, take a bow

rumours that israel bidding $4 zillion for Mars

drives up space stocks depresses defence stocks

overall outlook for century buoyant

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