January 2008

Jan 8th 

Life is what happens while 

you are busy 

making other plans.

J. Lennon 

Jan 9th 

Drive-In Banks were established so 

today's cars could meet their real owners.

E.J.Crossmann

Jan 10th 

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

J. Barrymore

Jan 11th 

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular!

L.J. Peter

Jan 12th 

My brother Bob does not want to be in politics! 

He promised Dad he'd go straight!

J.F.Kennedy

Jan 13th 

Don't accept your dog's admiration 

as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful!

A. Landers 

Jan 14th 

The most wasted of days is one without laughter.

E.E. Cummins 

Jan 15th 

The Pen is mightier than the sword, 

and considerably easier to write with.

M. Feldman 

Jan 16th 

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

K. Graham 

Jan 17th 

The only thing that saves us from bureaucracy is its inefficiency. 

E. McCarthy

Jan 18th 

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere.

R. Anthony

Jan 19th 

If you want a place in the sun, you have to expect a few blisters.

A. Van Buren

Jan 20th

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

A. Davis 

Jan 21th

Happiness is having a large, close-knit family...in another city!

G. Burns

Jan 22th

Failure seldom stops you. It is the fear of failure that does.

J. Lemmon 

Jan 23th

The easiest way to double your money is to fold it over 

and stick it in your pocket.

K. Hubbard