Funny Jokes

Welcome to the really funny jokes hub page! You're bound to find something to tickle your funny bone and give you a reason to laugh... at least that's my goal. You'll find all kinds of great jokes, everything from politically correct clean jokes to politically incorrect... ok they'll still be clean jokes :)

People just don't laugh enough these days, so maybe a good joke or two will help. Did you know that it's actually healthy to laugh? Yea, there's loads of health benefits to reading a good joke here and there. So, here's to that!

Two blondes, Amy and Christy, made the decision that they were going to cut down their own Christmas tree this holiday season. So they drove a few hours deep into the country and hiked far into the woods, all to find the perfect Christmas tree.

The blonde girls planned the trip well, taking great care to be wear warm coats, hats and winter boots. They brought with them a chain saw, an axe, rope and a big bag to protect the tree while they drag it behind the back of their car. Every little detail was covered.

They girls searched high and low, for hours. Afterall, with all the trouble they went through the tree has to be perfect. Finally, nine hours later with the sun beginning to set, Christy says to Amy, "I give up! I just can't take this anymore.There are thousands of beautiful Christmas trees out here. Let's just pick one, whether it's decorated or not!"

John got home from his weekly round of golf late one Sunday, much later than usual and very tired. "Bad day at the course honey?" asked his wife.

"Everything was going just fine," he said. "But then David had a heart attack and died on the 11th tee box." "Oh my God! Tthat's awful!" said John's wife.

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag David, hit the ball, drag David."

A black labrador retriever, running around town without a leash, makes his way to the butcher shop and steals a leg of ham. Knowing the dog belongs to the local lawyer, butcher visits the lawyer's office and asks him, "If a dog steals a piece of meat from my butcher shop, do I have a right to demand payment from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer answers, "Of course."

"Well then, you owe me $12.50. Your unruley dog was loose and stole a ham from my store today."

The lawyer, without saying a word, writes the butcher a check for the $12.50 he asked for. Two business days later, the butcher receives a bill from the lawyer: $150 due for consultation.