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The Most Unique And Terrifying Restaurant In Rome - La Parolaccia.

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By thooghun


La Parolaccia

There is a restaurant that people in Rome fear. Yes, the locals stay well clear of it. Some few brave souls venture within, only to leave ten minutes later their faces red and sweaty, covering their children's ears with their hands, their eyes downcast and humbled. The typical Trastevere side-street that leads up to it, ominously empty. Even the golden street lights seem to shy clear of it.


Forget the Violioncelli

This restaurant is La Parolaccia. Quite simply, "the swear word". Of all the restaurants I've been to in Rome, this place will forever shine as the most unique and eye opening experience that one can have in a restaurant. The food? Roman menus, fixed prices and meals. But who cares? It never was, and never will be about the food. The waiters are actors, their sole purpose in life is to offend you. If all this doesn't make sense, hold on because it only gets worse.

La Parolaccia has been around for 20 years or so. The place made famous by various films, such as "Fracchia La belva umana" (a well known film in Italy!). It sits arrogantly within the cosmos of glittering lights of Trastevere like a black hole. It certainly looks like a restaurant. One of many in the area. Small, dark, a comfy feeling that feels distinctly European. The charade ends as you open the door.

"Fuck off!"

As a warning, to those crazy enough to go there. Dinner starts at 8.30pm. Not before, nor after. If you're late, stay that way. You're going to be ushered in and forcibly separated from your friends. Tables are for 6, no exceptions.


What to Expect

The dinner is thrown at you. Literally. You will be insulted from start to finish. Once again there an no exceptions. If you want to impress your friends by "counter-attacking" be advised that these people have 20 years of insult experience. There are no holes in their defenses. They will obliterate you in seconds. Their one-liners are the fabric of legend. This is their job, they have every angle covered. If you stand up and make for the exit, cursing and yelling at the illegality and injustice of the treatment, you will be trailed by a cloud of laughter and applause all the way to your car. Even the police are laughing at you.


My personal, tragic, experience

My personal experience was not a happy one. Although it had its moments. I recall an oblivious scandinavian pair entering the lair of the beast. Obviously father and son, they politely made their way to the counter. What struck me most, was the incredible, overwhelming and tangible silence that greeted their late entry. The waiters froze, the people stopped eating. The only noise the creak of the door slamming shut like a tomb.

"Ma che, siete Gay?"

The father looked a little startled at that. Shaking his head emphatically, laying an arm around his son's shoulder protectively.

"Allora Vaffanculo!"

Soon the rest of the waiters joined in and the songs began. All the while the rather unassuming Scandinavian family stood transfixed, like a couple of hypnotized cobras. Needless to say it did not end well. Their departure met with a new song and a fresh round of laughter. Please note that no customers had the balls to laugh. We knew what would happen if we did. Like prisoners in a Gulag, we ate in silence, our eyes downcast.


Last words

While I don't really think anyone had that much fun. You wear the experience like a symbol of pride. It is a tale to recount and a testimony to your courage. In a way, it remains a very typical Roman experience. One that does not reflect the Rome of today, but it is a taste of the spirit of Trastevere as it once was. Not the rich tourist district. But the old popular slum that it was.

I recommend the experience. If only because you'll never forget it. For good or for ill.

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Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
2 years ago

I don't think this would be for me .

regards Zsuzsy

casale  says:
2 years ago

I think that I am going to take my boss....

thooghun profile image

thooghun  says:
2 years ago

Thanks for the comments!

Zsuzsy, I second that.

Casale, yes. Taking any form of authority there is hillarious. Watching their pomp peeled off minute after minute. It's certainly a humbling experience!

Thanks!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

I want to go!!!!

532054 profile image

532054  says:
2 years ago

nice info thanks

MrMarmalade profile image

MrMarmalade  says:
2 years ago

You have mad my mind up thumbs up for you and down for them

Kenny Wordsmith profile image

Kenny Wordsmith  says:
2 years ago

I'm usually nice to people and people are nice to me. So I have kind of led a sheltered life. Maybe I should go here and experience shock, that would be a experience! Great hub, as I have never known about it. Have something new to tell my friends now! Thank you!

highwaystar profile image

highwaystar  says:
2 years ago

Ohh...BTW, wheres the part about where to send flowers? Like you'd best never show your face or set foot in Rome or your next bowl of pasta could be your last, lol, better hide you ass, the MOB is after you too, great hub and thanks for the tip!

thooghun profile image

thooghun  says:
2 years ago

lol, thank you all for comments!

Stacie Naczelnik profile image

Stacie Naczelnik  says:
2 years ago

I have a couple co-workers I wouldn't mind taking!

rompera di palle  says:
2 years ago

I went to this restaurant and had an amazing time! However, I speak italian and have a good sense of my parolacce. I think for those who don't speak, or who especially have trouble with roman dialect it's kind of hard to follow, but if you do and can appreciate the harmlessness of the humour it's a great time!

thooghun profile image

thooghun  says:
2 years ago

Thanks for the comment Rompera, and the irony of the name is not lost on me ;) And yes, it is fun, although I said otherwise!

Princessa profile image

Princessa  says:
14 months ago

I must be crazy, but I will surely go there on my next visit to Rome. Why? why pay to be insulted when we can be insulted for free? LOL I like new experiences and new places so that puts La Parolaccia in my list of places to go; as you say, for good or for bad it is an unforgetable experience ;-)

thooghun profile image

thooghun  says:
14 months ago

Glad you plan to go there, well, sort of :P

RKHenry profile image

RKHenry  says:
8 months ago

What a great story line and hub idea. I enjoyed this very much. Awesome!

nck.  says:
5 months ago

I'll go. With a cinderblock. One fugulo word, I'll bash their head in with that cinderblock. Oh what fun!!!!

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