taco bell kfc false advertising

Earlier this week I took my lunch at chez Taco Bell/KFC. 2 things stuck out about this visit to the place where they had outbreaks of deadly green onions. #1 it was apparently free strips day. Now don't let the name fool you no one was topless at this establishment. For those who guessed some sort of elongated chicken nuggets for no cost, you are halfway right. I walk in and there is this guy who is not dressed in the traditional taco bell attire. he has on what i would call prosperous ghetto ware. As in he was dressed cleanly in a brand new sweat suit but at the end of the day its just a sweat suit. Anyway i come through the door and am greeted by him saying free strips day!! I was like ok who is this guy? So he tells the whole lone dont forget to ask for you strips. I am thinking I just can't turn down anything free so I need to get some strips. But there is a problem. I don't want to be the guy askin for the strips cause if I do everyone in there when I turn around is gonna be like I knew the black guy was gonna get some free chicken. So I try to avoid it all together, and the dam guy at the register ask me would you like to try the free strips? Ut Oh... now what do i do? I reluctantly agree to the strips and order the rest of my terribly fattening meal. So I think I am gonna get like 3 or 4 strips not a lot but when my tray is ready there is literally 1 dam little itty bitty scrawny piece of a chicken that was definately rated the weakest link and kicked out of the coop. So I was like this is false advertising. but instead of raising a fuss i just took the food and sat down.

The second thing at this taco bell was one of the workers this lady is like 40 ish kind of small but undeniably thrown off. I think to myself I cant laugh at her, this poor lady has some issues. I sit down at the table and this lady just walks back and forth by my table NON STOP for the whole dam time i am trying to eat. She is literally there just waiting for a komikaze piece of lettuce to even think of touching the ground. it was freakin crazy. I am not the only person bothered by this rather odd creature. I mean everyone is kind of looking at her like wtf? she literally was like ready to pounce on your table and clean the doo- doo out of it as soon as you were one foot out the booth. so i am thinking what is it with this woman and man is she dedicated to her job. you know how you look at someone right in the eye when they are bothering you? I tried to give this woman the look and she literally scared the doo-doo out of me I was so weirded out I had to look away. so i will let you guys decide wether or not I am out of line for liking to eat without some really overzealous table wiper breathing down my freakin neck. Good Night!