Climb Every Mountain - A Tribute To Large Breasted Women
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Welcome to our HUb Page. This site is meant to be a haven for all large breasted women, a place to compare notes and share experiences, joys, heartaches and backaches. You will find related articles, pictures, videos, cartoons, jokes and links to places where you can find clothes and lingerie that fit you correctly. Any comments deemed to be offensive to our readers will be deleted. We all want to feel comfortable here. Enter and enjoy.
Thank you,
Joe and Diane
Meet The Bra Whisperer
Boobs Through A Woman's Eyes
Bras for Large Breasted Women
Come on guys, admit it. You LOVE them. You think about them night and day. You dream about them. You simply cannot live without them. No, I’m not talking about McKinley, Kilimanjaro, Ranier or even that high atmospheric goal of many a crampian wielding alpinist, Mount Everest.
We are here to explore what some females must endure every single day. What a woman must go through when she has been “blessed” with large breasts.
We’ve been known to call them Headlights, Hooters, Congo Bongos, Knockers, Double Whoppers, Jugs, Double Lattes and that most affectionate giveaway of our breast obsessed intentions, BOOBS.
To women who were given more than they were expecting by puberty now must live with several pounds of fatty tissue resting on their chests every single day. The endure chronic back pain and pronounced and indentions in their shoulders from bra straps. To them, this is no laughing matter.
We come home with one thing on our minds and want to climb in bed with her, caressing her ample gifts in our hands, while she is on the Internet desperately searching for a new over the shoulder boulder holder that will finally give her some relief and the support her precious girls need.
Well guys, it’s time to change our way of thinking. And if you will listen to me, you may be happier in the end because she just might start seeing you through different eyes. It’s time to move from the days of that ancient cave man mentality to thinking about the woman we love and what her needs are. It’s time to try to understand what she goes through every day and see the world through her eyes.
My Beautiful Wife
The Humor In It All
At least some have developed a sense of humor about the issue that helps them deal with it without going crazy. One night my wife and I were lying in bed and she was having trouble getting comfortable. She turned to me and said “You know, sometimes I wish I could just unscrew them, put them on the night stand and screw them back on in the morning.”
Relaying this ingenious idea to her sister one day, who is 5’ 11”, 145 llb. with an E cup bosom, she said she had often thought of designing a similar Velcro model to solve her problem.
So fellows, please continue to enjoy the bountiful assets of your loved one. But please try to understand what she must go through every day of her life carrying these puppies around. She can’t walk into a room without feeling like her breasts get there before she does, she can hardly talk to a man without needing to remind him that her eyes are a little higher up than he is looking while he is talking to her.
Next time you want to get your girl a present, do her a real favor. Do some research and find her some places, probably websites where she can get clothes that will fit her. Let her know you really care about her problems and what she has to deal with every day. And if, when in mixed company, you are ever tempted to make some locker room remark about her assets to a buddy close by, remember, the DD police are always watching and listening.
Keep Your Straps From Slipping
And Some Women Want To PAY To Get Some Of These?
Ok, you say. How do you know so much about what large breasted women go through bud, you’re a guy too. Yes I am very much a man and yes I have always loved and adored large bosoms, ever since I can remember liking the opposite sex.
I can even remember talking to my mother one day when I was about 12 years old. I don’t remember why, but somehow we were on the subject of what kind of woman I might want to marry someday. All I can remember about the whole conversation is telling her I wanted to marry a woman with big “things on her chest” not even sure, at that age what to call them. I just knew, even then, that I loved them.
I know, first hand, what these women go through because today, I am very
happily married to one of these beautiful voluptuous creatures. We have had
many conversations about this dilemma. So many that I began to realize what she goes through is a real problem and one that holds no easy solutions.
I have watched her suffer through the back pains she gets on a regular basis and the inconveniences of not being able to find brassieres, dresses or blouses that she can wear because of her ample assets. At night it is difficult for her to get comfortable enough to go to sleep without the constant shifting and turning. My wife is a very creative and sometimes comedic character. In a moment I’ll share with you, the funnier side of this situation.
The Bra Scientist
The Business of Bras
Thank You Hubbers!
February 25, 2009 I was overwhelmed by all the nice comments waiting for me when I checked this Hub this morning. I just put it up yesterday. It tells me Hub Pages is a community full of wonderful writers and very nice people. When I told my wife, her first comment was "We gotta do a blog". So, soon there will be a new blog for women like my wife and all of you. It will have articles and stories about the experiences of well endowed women and everything they go through. It will be very positive and hopefully helpful. There will be nothing related to anything pornographic in it. That's a promise. We will put links to websites where you can buy clothes and bras that will fit you plus anything else we (or you) feel is related or helpful.
I did some research this morning. I Googled "Blogs about boobs breasts". After going through 5 complete results pages, that's at least 50 websites, I found 1 blog that was actually about women with large breasts and their experiences and it was mainly about bras and based in Malaysia. The great majority, as you can probably guess, were porn sites and a few about breast cancer. So evidently, there is a need for our blog.
If you would like to be kept up to date, let us know and where we can get in touch with you and we will keep you posted or just check back here and will let you know the launch date. If you like what we are doing, please spread the word. I hope we will all learn some things and have some fun. Maybe we will even teach a few men how to act, lol. Have a great day and thanks again!
Joe and Diane Russ
Tickle My Funny Boob!
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room
drinking a beer and watching the game. She said, "Honey, you need to come in here
and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go
bad." Kate said. Paul yells back,
"Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so." A little while later Kate says, "Honey,
you need to fix the hall light, it's out."
"Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says. A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey,
you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it." Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like
a carpenter, I don't think so."
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves. He
decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he
treated his wife so he went on home. He
comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed. He walked into the house and noticed that the
hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was
fixed. Paul sees his wife and says,
"Babe, how did you fix all this."
She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the
porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he
could do to help. He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment. He said I could either bake him a cake or
sleep with him." Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
Kate looks at him and replies,
"Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don't think so!"
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I think I'll stay here for awhile
Good hub, thoughtful! Thanks!
fantastic hub!
When my son was a newborn, I felt that my breasts went into a room 5 minutes before the rest of me (-:
Im glad then that my puppies is in the Humour op Cup B
*** pulls up a seat next to Toad ***
***leans forward to hide teepee***
obxscribe- What a sensitive and enlightened hub. I don't think guys realize what kind of damage they can do to a well endowed, young women's self confidence, with their inappropriate remarks. I round my shoulders and cross my arms across my chest to this day.
Yes, very sensitive hub. I dated a girl once who had large bosoms, and then she told me she had actually had them reduced. I was shocked. In fact, I was a little sad about it. But that was me only thinking of myself and how much I would be enjoying them if they were bigger. I was young then, and she helped educate me on the problems women faced. It was good that you have done the same.
Excellent hub, very sensitive. I do love having a good size breast, (not too big but not too little neither) although I must admit that sometimes it is uncomfortable for slepping, I cannot sleep facing down!
What an absolutely profound sensitive and thought provoking hub.It could only come from a woman who has first hand experience.Wonder how many ladies out there have actually read a bestseller coffee table book called "DOMES OF FORTUNE"?
It is a pictorial study that teaches you the art of actually judging a woman's character/fortune and other traits from the shape, texture and size of her Breasts. No kidding this Scientific study is even today very popular jsut as palmistry, astrology,numerology or tarot card readings.Just as in North India in parts of Kashmir and higher the foot is studied instead of the hand
The only problem is that not too many woman are comfortable exposing their breast to a specialist of the opposite sex just to get their fortune revealed.
Great hub, yes I actually realise some of the hassles you ladies fo larger sizes have. My wife makes and bras and designs bustiers for all sizes and cup sizes as well.
Thanks for your insight
very yummy hub, it attracts many young hearts





















Cris A says:
10 months ago
i'm glad i read through as it proves to be one sensitive and insightful hub. you rock! :D