What Do You Do When Your Own Government Has GIVEN UP...?!

What to do when your own Government has Given Up, and there's now more As*Holes out there than Valve Stem Caps!

If your President / his Party won't come on National Television to tell you that they're going to do something about our Failing Country & Economy - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

If this is simply because he's a Lame Duck (doesn't have to worry about Re-Election, knows that his Party has failed miserably, and has no possible chance in November) and besides, he's never really cared about US in the first place (just getting Saddam's Head for his Dad!) - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When Truckers soon start Going Nuts, and start using their Rigs as Suicide Missiles - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When it's Too Expensive to Drive to Work, buy Milk for your Kids, Mail a Letter (Bill) etc., etc., etc. - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When the Infrastructure of Your Country - Roads & Bridges, Electrical Grid, Water & Sewer systems, etc., etc., etc. finally come to a Grinding Halt - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When your National Guard is somewhere Overseas (and when they finally return, they'll all be suffering from PTSD) and We're then Invaded - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When you can't possibly anymore drive from Point A to Point B (or Point B to Point A) without Encountering an As*Hole - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When you can no longer Protect your Family through Your 2nd Amendment's Right To Bear Arms - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When the Law / Police in Your City are Nothing but a Joke - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When the Governor of Your State is Nothing but a Joke - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When the Crime Rate more than Triples due to Recession / Depression, Prisons are Over-Crowded (Early Releases are still Demanded by the ACLU!) and your Federal, State and Local Governments are as Slow to React as they've always Historically been - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When it's far more important to know what's going on with Britney, Miley, etc., rather than our National / Planetary Crises - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When Mexicans regularly Go Out and Demand Change, but your Average American is Too Lazy, Self-Centered, Secular-Progressive; Doesn't Give a Damn about America & his/her Fellow American...only his/her: SUV, Music/Movies, BS Star News, BS Reality/Game Shows, BS etc., etc., etc. - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When Next Year is the 40th Anniversary that WE were BRILLIANT ENOUGH to Put MEN on the MOON, were only shortly afterwards "Told" that cars would "Soon" be Getting 30 - 35 MPG (when Gas was $.53 a Gallon!) and TODAY we're still "TOLD" about the Same Loads of CRAP - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When it's simply due to our excessive, selfish, self-centered, arrogant, egotistical, secular-progressive, spiteful, fat & lazy, narrow-minded, sports / thrill / BS Obsessed, LIBERAL, etc., etc., etc. WAYS that this Pathetic excuse of a "Got its Act Together" Nation / Society finally SOON Crumbles to our Feet - Don't Worry...Be Happy!

When China & Russia (Hook-Up?!) continue on their "MISSIONS" and Leave US No Choice but to Go with TOTAL RELEASE - Don't Worry...Just Put Your Head Between Your Legs, and KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!