thejockspot HALLOWEEN HUMOR

I love seasonal humor these jokes though will make you groan rather than laugh but i hope you enjoy.

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

A: He was repossessed.

Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?

A: A cereal killer

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?

A: A roller ghoster.

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in

Q: What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?

A: Hallowieners.

Q: What do you call serious rocks?

A: Grave stones.

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle?

A: It was a chain letter.

10 things that could be contrived as sexual except on Halloween

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldnt get my mouth around it!!!!

Halloween is a scary time but if you tell these jokes it will help you sleep.....jimmy