thejockspot festive childrens jokes

I Thought I would add some more easy to learn Christmas jokes for children.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!

What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?

Ig-"glue

What is an ape's favorite Christmas song?

King Kong merrily on high!

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?

Because of all the wrapping!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He looks at his calen-"deer"!

How long should a reindeer's legs be ?

Just long enough to reach the ground !

Can I have a wombat for Christmas?

What would you do with a wombat?

Play wom, of course, stupid!

Can I have a puppy for Christmas?

Certainly not. You can have turkey like everybody else!

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

'Oh comb all ye faithful'

What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a polar bear?

A "brrr" - "grrr"!

HAVE A GREAT FESTIVE SEASON.....JIMMY