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I was casualy surfing the net today when i happened across a website which creates a love poem for you,you put in the words you wish to use and quick as a flash it comes up with a love poem for you, now I tried it three times and I felt the need to share the poems with you guys.
They are so deep and meaningful i was nearly in tears, tears of laughter they are so funny i think everyone should try this site.
A LOVE POEM (1)
Your skin glows like the dark, blossoms lilly as the harp in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your hooded crow voice and leaps like a sparrow at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great satin wing.
I am comforted by your time that I carry into the twilight of heartbeams and hold next to my guiness.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of lips.
As my blouse falls from my bird, it reminds me of your bang.
In the quiet, I listen for the last hands of the day.
My heated pants leaps to my irish. I wait in the moonlight for your secret kiss so that we may green as one, pants to pants, in search of the magnificient newyork and mystical of love.
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A LOVE POEM(2)
Once again, this night as all nights, I long to sip from your TROMBONE-pink lips.
In my dreams we fly on the exquisite MOUSEing BAT JOCKSTRAP of love, skimming vast continents of DOGs and LEGs.
The seas shall never separate our GREEN GOOs.
Its waters wave like small FOOT angels greeting us from afar.
We shall feast on chocolate-coated HAT and tender CAT hearts of love.
Adorned in white silk, we pluck our BANGs from our CACTUSs.
I shall hold your TROMBONE against my FOOT-muffin so that our GREEN GOOs melt into one.
You will always be my little RUNNINGie face, the TROMBONE of my PURPLEWITHPINKDOTS eye of love.
A LOVE POEM (3)
Once again, this night as all nights, I long to sip from your TRIANGLE-pink lips.
In my dreams we fly on the exquisite RATing OWL BLOUSE of love, skimming vast continents of STARVINGs and HAIRs.
The seas shall never separate our MOUTHWASHs.
Its waters wave like small FINGER angels greeting us from afar.
We shall feast on chocolate-coated G STRING and tender BUS INSPECTOR hearts of love.
Adorned in white silk, we pluck our WHISTLEs from our TUMBLEWEEDs.
I shall hold your TRIANGLE against my FINGER-muffin so that our MOUTHWASHs melt into one.
You will always be my little RUNNINGie face, the TRIANGLE of my BLACK eye of love.
I cant stop laughing I hope you enjoyed as much as I do.....JIMMY
TRY IT
- CREATE YOUR OWN LOVE POEM
SOOOOO FUNNY
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It sounds like Mad Libs done in Chinese, and then translated by a poor computer program into English.
This is just too, too funny. Good one, Jimmy - I must now go feast on chocolate coated G-string!
haha, jimmy, I don't know how I missed this. too funny and a good find on the site, to boot.
bravo! and thank you~ :D
lol i hope you will soon be dancing pants to pants, in search of the magnificient newyork and mystical of love.....jimmy
I was kind of hoping to see the 'blouse' fall from his 'bird' O.O and experience the 'bang' again. :o
lol too much information.....jimmy
oh Jimmy ! I dream of the Peach Mysterious Tumbleweed tumbling and *ahem* tumbling and tumbling... thanks very much for this, it is, (dare I use the word, sweet). Only you could find and apply this *grins*
drax - ahem
:o
dare...
:o
jimmy is a bloody genius, isn't he drax? :D
if i was single i would use this as my chat up line lol.
I shall hold your TRIANGLE against my FINGER-muffin so that our MOUTHWASHs melt into one
jimmy
that line totally rocked... it caught my attention too. hahaha!
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jimmythejock says:
2 years ago
dedicated to 2 dear freinds meeting for the first time today.....jimmy