twisted: jokes about hubbers and hubbing and everything in between
74This cries for a disclaimer so here it is: the jokes (or my attempts at being funny) are not to be taken personnally for all were done in good taste and with good intentions, I think. Most are old jokes that are twisted to give that hubbing flavor.
What's the hubber's favourite sound?
Clicks.
What is the hubber's favourite pet?
A mouse.
Why did the hubber cross the street?
His connection's cut.
What do you call a thousand spammers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
HubParadise.
What's the movie about hubbing?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Golden Toad.
How do you make a hubber depressed?
Don't comment on his hubs.
How does a depressed hubber cope?
He comments on his own hub.
What did the hubber say about the weather outside?
Nothing. He never ventures out.
What's the most common pick-up line in HubPages?
Hi, I'm new here.
How can you tell if a hubber is a better reader than writer?
He makes requests.
What hubber belongs to the Justice League?
Mighty Mom.
What' the average age of hubbers?
sixtyorso.
What do you call a silent hubber?
Offline.
How can you tell if a hubber skim reads hubs?
He says "nice hub" all the time.
What's the picture hubber's favorite band?
Bad English.
What do you call female hubbers?
countrywomen.
What do you call male hubbers?
rockinjoes.
What's the hubber's favourite extreme sport?
Keyboarding.
What do you call a stalker in HubPages?
A fan.
What floats like a butterfly and stings like bee?
A HubScore.
What's the female hubber's day job?
ripplemaker.
What's the male hubber's day job?
Constant Walker.
What does a hubbing family call one another?
Stranger.
What do you sing to an ex-hubber?
You've Lost that Hubbing Feeling.
What hubber is good at selling his hubs?
Mike the Salesman.
How did the hubber cure his carpal tunnel syndrome?
He became an ex-hubber.
How do you get a hundred hubbers in one room?
Start a thread in the Religion Forum.
What do most hubbers commonly dream about?
Adsense.
What do you call a company of hubbers?
The Old Firm.
How do you describe the prospects for financial success in hubbing?
A mistyhorizon.
How can you tell if a hubber loves his readers?
He spellchecks.
What's better than an apple a day?
Benson Yeung's hubs.
How does a dumb hubber check a hubber's nationality.
He flags the hub.
What do you call a hubber in his living room with the family.
A visitor.
What hubbers are members of the Royal Family?
Princessa and Lady Guinevere.
What's the hubber's least favourite word?
Rehab.
How many hubbers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're too busy hubbing to notice.
from rockinjoe:
How many hubbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
24. One to change the bulb and twenty three others to complain about the way it was done on the forums.
A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I'm a hubber. I smoke three packs a day while I hub, drink a case of beer while I hub, I eat fatty foods while I hub, and never, ever exercise because I hub," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
Shirley Anderson: I really shouldn't drink and hub.
Pam Roberson: Why? Because you write silly things?
Shirley Anderson: No, 'cause I ruined another keyboard.
SpamALot0069: I just don't know what to hub about today...
jimmythejock: But that hasn't stopped you from writing about nothing
before?
"If a coconut drops in the forest and nobody hubs about it...does it make a difference?"
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Hilarious! I especially like the movie about hubbing and Religion Forum jokes!
Just kidding I read every word... I loved it. Great job on ths hub again. zs
Oh man this is funny!
Zsuzsy (hope i got your name right! it's always been a finger-twister!)
Thanks, I had fun doing it and I'm glad you did reading it.:D
Hey Ardie - I think I've told that movie joke to goldentoad himself! and as for the religion forum bit, hope it won't put me in hot water! LOL :D
What do you call a silent hubber? Offline. That's hysterical. Thanks also for the mention, Cris. Here's another take on one you wrote.
How many hubbers does it take to change a lightbulb? 24. One to change the bulb and twenty three others to complain about the way it was done on the forums.
Great idea, Cris!
Gamegirl! - glad this hub made you laugh!
rockinjoe - thanks, coming from you it means i did a decent job at being funny. Maybe I can edit the lightbulb joke? LOL wait.. ill add it to the hub. Thanks for sharing :D
Cris, Riotous! LOL! Absolutely side- splitting! Thanks! Enjoyed it!
It's my pleasure! Now if I can only write a poetry as fun as this - the way you want it! Thanks for checking this out! :D
ROFLMAO! You're a hub genius! :D This is such a good idea that I'm jealous I didn't think of it first. ;) You did a great job in being both tasteful and funny. :D
I'm going to have to read through them again to pick my favorite. Off the top of my head, I really lol over what song you sing to a hubber. lol! I think you have Shirley and me down pretty good. ;) :D
Big thumbs up! :)
Cris, your keyboard has a funny bone! I enjoyed your hubbers' riddles. Thanks for making me laugh.
Funny stuff -- the forum + religion joke made me choke on my coffee. . .
Pam
Glad you made it here Pam! Always a pleasure to make you roll all over the floor - laughing that is! LOL Yes I made special mention of you and the other diva by the name of Shirley and you may tell me if you want the roles reversed!
Thanks for dropping by but knowing you, this is not the last time I'll hear from you on this hub! :D
Francia - isn't it nice that HubPages is not all serious stuff? Glad you came by and thanks for the comment :D
Teresa - Had I known you're on your coffee break I would have published this later! I just hope it did not scald you. Anyhow, thanks for dropping by and I;m glad to hear I made you choke - in a good way! :D
I loved it!!! It was a good break from the monotany.
Fantastic idea, Cris! This went from a giggle to a chuckle to an outright laugh, gracias!
Lady G,
I knew you needed a break from all that serious stuff you've been doing. So this one's for you :D
Elena - exactly the same spots I've been through putting this together. thanks for dropping by (i wish i could speak Spanis! LOL) :D
Cris- Thanks for the mention. Btw as far as discussion is concerned politics is also as highly debated as religions and the most debates occur when these two are intermixed like the Gaza crisis. Another great thoughtful hub. Btw you won't ever get depressed since you get so many comments in every hub of yours..LOL
LOL Cris! You know me too well already. :D
You're too funny for words today. First you're glad to make me roll all over the floor (laughing), then you're happy to make someone else choke on coffee (in a good way)! ROFL! :D I'm just teasing. ;)
I wouldn't change a thing you've done Cris. Although if Shirley wants to do a switcheroo, I'm flexible...in a good way...I mean, um, not the bendy way, but...oh, you know what I mean! lol! :D
Countrywomen
Yes I know, but sometimes I participate in the politics hubs, I don't want to be the butt of my own joke! LOL Thanks for dropping by, it's always nice to receive a comment from you - it fights off depression! :D
Before, I read any of the comments, I have to say, I was eating a breakfast sandwich and almost choked on it while reading. And you know when some of it sometimes gets coughed it up, it goes up the nasal shaft, well that my friend is what you did to me. I had to go get a glass of water and take a moment before I came back. But they didn't stop and I had to get my asthma inhaler out because my lungs couldn't keep up with the laughter. Ya killin' me man! Now I'm going to go back and read some of these comments.
Pam
Oh yes Pam, unfortunately for you I do know you like the back of my right hand (wink)! Let's wait to see if Shirley gives us her brown thumb (hooray for the poor seedlings!) and agree to the Big Switch! :D
Toady
First the beautiful weather and now laughter in the morning! What a charmed life you live! :D
Thanks Cris--you are a very good person.
LG
I try to be good - it's hard but I try. On second thought, maybe I am good, otherwise I wouldn't have won for me good friends, like yourself, here in HP. :D
why did the hubber cross the road?
to cash in his adsense check of course!
great stuff and I even got a mention, lol thanks for sharing Cris..... jimmy
"I'm new here" :O) can you explain how come you were so funny today? It was absolutely brilliant and like Pam said "I'm envious...I didn't think of it first" or something to those words...It is fun to get your funny bone going isn't it...
I must say the bug is spreading...LOL Hee hee...Thanks a bunch my dear...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace
Ha ha ha!
My wife keeps complaining that I am changing from a hubby to a hubber!
G-MA
Aww G-MA you know you don't have to flirt with me - you've had me with that first hug! As for the funny bone, I hope it can sustain me all the way to the bank! LOL thanks for dropping by! Hugs back! :D
jimmy,
can't forget the time i saw you give hell to some spammer! so i think the joke fits the bill. thanks for coming over :D
Hey Sidd
Sorry, can't help you out on the wife problem! But please feel blessed that you still know each other - less complicated than a legal proceeding! LOL :D
Hub-Larious!!! I love it and talk about creative. I seem to get a handful that always say, "Nice Hub". How in the heck do they know it is a nice hub? Not every Hub isnice.:) Keep them coming as this tickled my toes.:)
Heard you Julliana and will try to do as told. Thanks for dropping by and leaving a comment that actually allows for some reading on my part! LOL :D
It is not just "nice" its funny as hell hehehe, this one you can't just skim through!
I'm not sure about that! There's a quiz right after this hub has been posted at least 24 hours tops! So read again, truly, if I were you! LOL
Thanks buddy, how's the singing thing going? :D
It was going, now its gone. Now I'll prep for the quiz!
Cris, This article is one that can be told around the world as I have not ever seen something so unique. I will not mention the hubber and believe me you may know who they are, but they always say " Nice Hubs". Is it the left hub or the right hub? LOL :)
Buddy
Don't worry, what goes around comes around -Sorry that i had to resurrect this tired blaze clicheic adage out of retirement to get my point across! LOL no quiz, was just testing you! :D
Glad you're enjoying yourself Julliana! Nice is good - i'd have it anytime than having none at all (helps to keep the buzz alive y'know (wink)) :D
ROFLMAO!!!!
BDazzler Sorry what was that again? Oh you didn't say anything you just rolled over the floor laughing! Thanks that was my intention exactly - and apparenly I succeeded! LOL Thanks for dropping by! :D
It certainly does !!! Keep up the good work Cris!!:) c
the Hub Bank...where everyone has all their savings? Me too keep up the Faith..LOL G-Ma :o) Hugs
Thanks Julliana! I'll try to do as told! LOL :D
G-Ma - Yes, G-Ma i will. We'll get there! Hugs back :D
Nice hub!
No, really, very clever, and spot on in most places. I really enjoyed it. Thanks!
I'll take the first comment just as long as you're sure you didn't skim read! LOL
Thanks Bruce, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for dropping by :D
lol. I am guilty of this one....
What's the most common pick-up line in HubPages? Hi, I'm new here
Stopped by to get a good laugh and got many! Thanks .
Brilliant, and thanks for the mention in the hub, very flattering. Loved all of these, especially the "silent Hubber being offline" one. :)
Hi Cris,
What can I say? Well, I can't, because... GUFFAW! Can't stop!!!!!!
This was seriously funny (!)! :-)
Take care,
The Communicator
Excellent, I had a good laugh :D and I even got mentioned!!! I feel like waving hello to all passers by next time I go out LOL
Nice hub!
That was a joke ;-) SY
Really gave me a lift and some laughs reading this and some of the comments. My farm boy husband says, "Shut the hub off," now when he means it's time to go to bed and shut the computer off. He's convinced it's a mental "hub-affliction."
Ahhhh, very good, entertaining even. Nice hub - though I read it all!
This is a pretty good one, Cris. A day job? I would have laughed... but the yawning stifled it! ;-)
Hey, try this! I just made some coffee and put a dark chocolate truffle Kiss in the cup before pouring in the coffee, then a teaspoon (heaping) of brown sugar and some Tiramisu flavored creamer ...I think my taste buds had an orgasm!
Stir WELL to make sure the Kiss melts.
Constant Walker................you need to send those creamers up my way!!! I drink a cup of coffee everyday snd just to get some that are differnt would be great!!
I love Hazelnut! I could drink that stuff all day!! Never tired the ones that you have here or the one you have on your French Toast hub! They sound delicious though!
Those are some good ones, I had fun reading them!
Darn! Just as I thought! so many comments but so little time! Ahhh I wish those damn bottles didn't broke - but they did. But here goes:
Mella
but wasn't it a good pick-up line? i for one took the bait! :D
Dottie1
Good for you, save some for later! :D
Cindy
you and rockinjoe do have the same wevalength when it comes to humor! he finds that one hysterical, too! :D
The Communication
I'm glad this made you GUFFAW! I was having second thoughts...I mean your name sounding so serious and all! LOL Thanks :D
Princessa
Those who would be waving back at you, you can be sure, are your subjects, ie fellow hubbers in Hubdom! LOL
Sybille
Good thing I scrolled down, otherwise I'd hunt you down and flag your hubs! LOL
Jerillee
Glad to hear you had a good one. I wish you'd introduce the hubby to hubbing so next time he could have a laugh too! No more shutting the hub off! LOL :D
Jewels
Nice seeing you here. I hop you'd drop by more often. Thanks for dropping a line ;D
LG
You might just have found the coffeeman - anything coffee, you know where to go!
ccdursina
Glad you made it here but even more glad you had fun! :D
Constant,
Drink more coffee...you shouldn't yawn while hubbing or everybody who reads it might think you're in rehab! :D
LOL that's a good one....I shoudl try it...tongue orgasm, huh? I have muscovado sugar, would it be okay using it instead of brown sugar? Thanks for sharing! :D
PS have you tried looking for the coffee I told you about? and what about the music genre - any breakthrough as to whait might be called? Keep me posted :D
LOL, Joe and I do seem to share a rather bizarre sense of humour don't we :)
Muscovado sugar would be more than OK. I've been meaning to try that. It's like dark brown sugar (which is the only sweetener I use) but purer, darker and sweeter! Sounds incredible!
I'm not doing any gourmet shopping at the moment. And yeah, had a breakthrough: I'm going to stay with "Gothic Classical." It describes the genre better than enything else I've come across.
Hello, I'm new here. Can you please explain these inside jokes to me?
Cindy,
LOL I agree to that! Bizaare and twisted, but just the same - always there for the laughs! :D
MM
Surely you jest! LOL unless you stole MM's avatar! :D
Constant Walker
Yes, it has an altogether different texture. Yep definitely sweeter, so be careful with how much you use. Half a teaspoon is fine by me, anything sweeter I shun! ;D
Okay, let's settle for the Gothic Classical for the meantime, but I will continue the hunt - i've obssessive compulsive behaviour in things like that! LOL :D
Nice hub. Kiddddding! I really did read it all, and I love that you have such a good sense of humor. I need to visit a forum. Um, perhaps not the one on religion first. Maybe politics.
Regards,Karen
There's a rumor going around Hubpages that Cindy and I are actually the same person with two Hub accounts.
I started the rumor. It could be true.
rockinjoe
LOL I think i got the same impression in one of the comments on one of LG's hubs... though I'm not sure Cindy, er rockinjoe! :D
Karen
Yes, why don't you wet your lips in one of the Forums... but choose your Threads well (evil laughter) :D Thanks for dropping by, glad you liked the humor :D
LOL, golly, never thought anyone might think that. Scary thought, and my Husband would be well shocked to find out the woman he married was really a bloke called Joe, although I hope he might have noticed after over 3 years of marriage :)
(No I am definitely not Joe, and he is definitely not me) :) :) :)
I suppose I'd say the same thing if I were trying to keep it a secret, too:)
Cindy
But you do remember the comment i'm referring to... I think it's on the Kill the Witch or I am Satan hub! I;m not sure now, but somebody said you must know "Mike" pretty well... or some other! It sounded pretty shady! LOL the price of fame and popularity! all in a day's work - HubPages is the funnest thing on the World Wide Web ain't it? :D
Do you mean this comment Cris "Your like mikey, You like everything." ?
I am still none the wiser, sorry, as I don't truly know who Mikey is and am probably missing an obvious connection I am supposed to have made from your last comment, help, please explain as I am really curious now :)
nice hub. hub more
You two had us all fooled until the most boring hub contest. That was coordinated just a little too smoothly, through supposedly different time zones -- and on New Years Eve, to boot!
I think you are one person: Dr. Joekle and Misty Hyde.
MM, where is the female support, us girls must stick together you know!!! I can always post a copy of my birth or marriage certificate if it helps :)
Cindy,
Honestly I don;t have a sliver of an idea what's that supposed to mean but it got me curious nonetheless after reading your reply to the comment she (it was a she, right?) made about this "mikey" person. And after reading rockinjoe's comment about a rumour, well, I just supposed it somehow has a connection. Sorry if this troubled you, but there;s nothing like a good "gossip" - or even a hint at one - to stir HubPages up! :D
@Cindy Everybody can steal it then and say they are theis :P
I have been one to leave "nice hub" as a comment from time to time, but I do read the hub. Sometimes i just don't know what else to say. Writer'r block- that's a great quality in a hubber, right? LOL
This hub was awesome and the funniest thing about the whole thing was that I could not figure out which was funnier- the hub or some of the replies you gave to your comments. I laughed all the way through!
Tootles!!!
Hey Misha,
Glad you finally got here! Thanks for dropping by :D
LOL, Misty. You have already posted more than sufficient proof of your feminine charms. But you gotta admit you and Rockinjoe seem to think at the same speed in the same warped direction:-). How do we know that RJ isn't just another user name you have cleverly created:-)?
This could be a fun exercise. Pair up the male hubber with his female counterpart. Example: CW and CW -- Constant Walker and Countrywomen
I am glad it is not just me who has no clue what it means Cris :) No worries re-the gossip factor, but I am not quite ready for a sex change yet :)
Misha, good point :)
Thanks for the warm welcome Chris :)
Nayberry
I agree, I sometimes spend more time reading the comments than digesting the hub itself! Glad you had fun both ways! :D
Misha
Your brand of humor - the witty one-liners! - is always welcome to any hub! I see you've already stuck one here! :D
That could be a fun exercise MM, although it looks like my partner is already determined!!
Yep, Joe and I do think very much alike, and are both warped, but in fairness he was around here way before me, so I can cetegorically say we are different people who are just both a wee bit crazy in the head department :)
yeah, that's true....and in all fairness, I look like crap in a pink dress.
Cindy, rockinjoe
I think by far that was the biggest joke! Good thing it's a "running joke" that i cant, much as I would like to, include it in the hub above! LOL thanks, you guys, for bringing the fun here :D
Ah, but a red wig would go fetchingly with your facemask, Rockinjoe:-).
Oh, Joe, you look pretty :)
Thanks, MightyMom, but I still can't pull off the great legs...even with a good waxing.
Misha...I bet you say that to all the guys who pretend to be girls:)
Misha can give you some good tips on waxing, can't you, Misha:-)? BT also.
Ahhh and it goes on... but i'm not complaining, it's good for the business! (wink)
now I'm waiting for Misha....
This was hilarious! My favorite was what's the average age, "sixtyorso," and the "countrywomen" being the name of female hubbers. Its clever the way you incorporated the screen names with humor. Geeze, everyday I find more and more talented hubbers here. Glad to have found read this. hehe.
Thanks VioletSun! I'm glad you found your way here and had some fun! Thanks, too for the compliment :D
Thanks for this Hub, Cris, I am still laughing...Great sense of humor. Thumbs up, I am jor Fan now, and very honored to be.
Please, write more of such Hubs...
My pleasure as always. Okay, i'll try to come up with more of this! Thanks for dropping by and becoming my fan on the way :D
Oh my God, Cris, this is great. Mostly because it's all TRUE! I'm not sure I can pick a favourite, but I did shudder a bit when I saw the word, 'Rehab'. There were so many funny ones.
When I read what you had me saying, my first thought was, "Did I tell Cris about that??" I don't remember telling you that I spilled beer into my laptop keyboard. It all happened so fast that I didn't get a chance to suck it up off the keys before it ran down inside. Now, funny things happen sometimes when I type.
Also, I was out half a beer!
Alas, the divine Ms Shirley has arrived! I was beginning to think Pam's crotchety laptop's bug hopped on to yours!
No, you've never told me about that incident but I can tell as much from the exchanges that we've had that it's not something that would neva eva happen to you! Talk about personality reading! And you tried to suck it up, huh? I could just imagine - you running after the spilt beer! LOL
Shirley: Don't you know that spilling half a beer is alcohol abuse?
Cris: Very funny stuff! There are so many, and thay all ring true! Good job!
LOL @ Shirley
Thanks Christoph, glad you stopped by. I must say, the truth does not hurt all the time, it can be funny, too! :D
Hi Cris,
nice hub. But I'm new here and can someone please tell me what's going on?
Chris Hilarious hub and funny comments. thanks for the mention. About multiple identities I have my suspicions too. I recently asked Joe if he was the alter ego to Shades but he denied it vehemently. So another link to Joe. Another possibility is BT and Mighty Hunter and so on. See I can start a rumour too!
I don't get it. You're nuts! I laugh, and I laugh while spilling my beer and knocked the lamp off desk breaking the bulp. Help!
Too funny my man. And ya put me in a cartoon to boot! Ya think this chit up all by yourself or did toad help ya with it? I was impressed with your art work too. My gawd! Look at all these comments, ya'll had me laffing.
Ya got me back for yanking your leg,HUH? well it was too good. nice hub!
-Sixty, isn't B.T. actually ProCW?
Hey Benson,
Glad you snuck in - busy sched and all. No i'm not so sure about your being a newbie. If i remember right you were one of the first people to welcome me here! nice try though! ;D
sixtyorso,
Yes the comments are hilarious, I might do a hub featuring these comments as I'm sure they'd make up for a pretty funny hub! You asked rockinjoe what?! LOL I'm not so sure about that, rockinjoe has explained his side on the matter besides. Anyhow, glad you stopped by for some laughs! (and thanks for that bit of gossip *wink*) ;D
hiya C!
Last I checked you're not the only one who spilt beer (see Shirley's comment above)!
I considered asking toady for help, but he's a busy man. Besides he wouldn't have choked on his sandwich had he known about this - and that would have taken half the fun for me! LOL Glad you liked the artwork, but it's not an original though i did edit the text and had your name right smack on the bubble!
thanks a bunch for dropping by :D
Constant,
How did you know?
Hub! hub! hub! (oh, i mean... hahaha!!!) Good jokes...
Heliantus
We all need a good laugh! Thanks for dropping a line :D
Great hub!! If we can't laugh at ourselves then who can we laugh at?
good point! LOL though i kinda excluded myself from the jokes above! Ha! :D
These are great. But I am sincere in saying "Nice Hub". Or is that a pickup line, too?
Not it doesn't qualify as one seeing you're not a newbie! LOL Thanks for dropping a line :D
Great comments all round, and someone should do a hub of the funniest comments ever made on Hub pages, although there would be thousands to choose from. :)
I concur, and to think you'd have to look at thousands of hubs as well! But it's a great idea nonetheless... I'll see what I can do :D
That would be great. Perhaps people could email you some of their favourite comments received and the context in which they were written.
I have an idea already working! Put the title and afterwhich the funny comment/s. But I hit a snag rightaway, what if it was a running exchange of comments? And this does happen quite often! What do you think?
True, but if the context is included in brief, then all the previous comments won't be necessary. e.g. Title, "so'n'so said ............., to which the response was ..........".
People can always copy and paste a couple of posts to make their point.
Even in a running exchange certain comments will stand out as being the funniest.
A hub that had loads of truly funny comments was written by "Brainstormer". You truly should read both the hub and the comments:
Okay that sounds good enough! But i'm having second thoughts about having hubbers email me of their "nominations" i don't think I can handle the pressure of being expected to include everything that was sent. We do have differences on what we think is funny or not (but this does not apply to us, apparently! *wink*).
Nonetheless I will start scouring the hubs and the comments - so see ya in 10 years? LOL
Another hub written by Brainstormer, and also full of hilarious comments was:
Sure there are loads more to find. Try any hubs by Shadesbreath as they are always good for funny content and comments.
Cindy
I'm overwhelmed already! LOL To think that I didn't even know a funny guy like Brainstormer exists! The breadth and width that this would-be hub entails!
Cindy
Okay I think I can hack it. But i'm saying no to the email thing - i might breakdown with added pressure or get ejected by my e-mail host! :D
Thanks for sharing your thoughts, you funny girl! :D
LOL fair enough. If I think of any more ideas I shall post them here :)
Okay then, it's set! Give me a week to 10 years, okay? LOL
Thanks :D
Misty's on a high!
Thanks for the mention Cris, "We are amused"
I admit to using the "Nice hub!" comment without great shame. I've read the hub,admired it, but it's not on a subject that I'm greatly concerned with. It's fair to acknowledge it but superfluous to write more.
And yeah, I got a kick out of this hub. Reading the comments my past life flashed before my eyes, or the last five months of it anyway. Sorry for the late reply. I only got the HubPage notification an hour ago.
Cheers, TOF
It's never too late for a good laugh - unless somebody preempted it for you! LOL
About the "nice hub" - it's generally the unspoken rule, but of course there is alway an exception. no offense meant :D
Thanks for dropping by and say hi to the rest of gang (wink)
No offence assumed Chris, either from you or the person who brought it up. It just seemed a nice neutral hub to clear up the point, and I doubt I was the target either.
I have noticed on some other hubs one or two have made comments on this phrase with a distinct air of superiority, which I don't believe that they had a right to assume, (definitely not the case here- that sounds ambiguous, I mean that it didn't occur here) although like all overused comments it can be trite, lazy and annoying.
BTW, some other forums or what have you complain bitterly about much used abbreviations like "BTW & LOL"
LOL, TOF
No problem, I totally get what you mean but I still thank you for clearing the air just the same.
As for the use of abbreviations - i guess it has something to do with... no, i'd rather not say it! but you know what I meanm right? the times they are a'changin!
LOL :D
Very clever, and a fun read! Thanks for sharing :)
Thanks trish! 'Twas my pleasure to spread the happy bug! :D
haha i like last one "she talking " thanks to chill us :) ;)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D
I'm new here....nice hub.....;D -----No, really, I'm new here!
I didn't get most of the jokes when I read the hub but I read all the comments, too, and that helped everything make sense! Once I understood it better, it was very funny! So thank for the laugh.
The comments were just as fun...I especially enjoyed the thread about/between misty and rockinjoe.
I think I'll become a fan! ~JamHan
Oh yes, that "rumour"! I enjoyed it, too! LOL
Thanks for coming over and commenting, I hope to see more of you around ;D
You are really saying what I really think :)
Okay, that's nice to know :D
Wow! You managed to get a couple of comments, Cris. :)
I didn't want anything, just passing through, seeing what's going on. Looks like you have everything under control and people have the alternate ego of a couple of hubbers really wrong, which is good for maintaining anonymity but gets some good, juicy gossip going.
I'll throw a couple of names into the mix. BT is actually Spryte and Joe is obviously Mistyhorizons. :) :) :)
Juicy (erroneous) gossip is good for the soul.
Shirley,
Why yes, I think I did manage quite a lot of comments - and funny ones too! And as for the gossip, they add more to the fun as there's nothing spicier than a healthy dose of intrigue. I can imagine the small talks behind the Forums! (i'll delete this in 5 minutes and delete your replpy in 5 - no evidence! LOL)
Is BT rmr? I read it somewhere but I'm not so sure anymore! LOL
Thanks for dropping by to check :D
LOL Cris, if I am Joe it really is worrying, as you will see from comments I have left on other Hubs (including Brainstormers), how I donated my first Vibrator to the OXFAM shop in a sack of other stuff. Plus some of my hubs are about things like my desire to get pregnant. I sure hope I am not a bloke on this basis alone :)
And it all happens in the Business Topic or Finance or some other in the Forums that we don't usually get our noses into! LOL
I hope it does not really upset you, I really have no idea how it started :D
Very funny Cris and very true. I have to say that sometimes I just great hub too even after I have read them because I am not sure what else to say. BTW I think Spryte and Shades might be the same person. They both seem to be missing in action or maybe they are having an affair who knows, but thats my guess.
LOL, Oh well, if people want to think I am Joe then it is a compliment, although not sure Joe will be too thrilled about people thinking he uses vibrators etc. :)
Hi Gwendy, I miss Spryte and Shades too, wish they would hurry up and return to the clan :)
Hey Gwendy,
I'm glad you finally made it here! I think The Old Firm made the same "argument" regarding the "nice/great hub" comment too. But people who have been in HP long enough to have a few observations know exactly what I mean - as I'm sure you do. And hubbers are an intelligent lot that they know who skim reads and who does not - so I won't worry about that if i were you! (wink)
An affair?! Now that's the kind of gossip I likes! LOL Better head on to Shirley and pass on this juicy bit! LOL
Thanks for dropping by :D
Yes Cindy, I worry more about joe's having pussies and having the fire brigade over his house than your expertise on vomiting! LOL :D
Fair point Cris, not to mention his desire to 'get pregnant' and his "Beautiful Tits".
How do you keep a hubber in suspense for 24 hours?
I will write about it tomorrow.
Mark Whitney
Cindy - you never fail to amuse me! :D
mrfixit341 - okay, I'm a-feeling the suspense now! Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet? IS IT DONE YET???? LOL :d
not too bad. I'm new here. Hi. any tips send me a message.
Okay, nice to meet you then Americaisrome! :D And tips on what?
Hilarious!
Thanks, Wadey! that's waaay better than nice! LOL
You know if this doesn't get some hubnuggets recognition, I'm protesting.
It doesn't matter, i can always ask for a hubwhatchamacallit from you, right? LOL
Damn skippy!
Abso-hubbing-lutely hilarious! No matter that I wasn't mentioned. Really its okay :-)
There's always a sequel so you can be none too careful! Thanks for dropping by :D
Oh they are great jokes...Thumbs up!!!
Thanks weblog, glad you could come by :D
This was great!!! Thanks for the early morning laugh!!!
No problem. Thanks fro dropping a line :D
Hilarious! nicely written
Thanks Lgali, glad you enjoyed yourself :D
Anna Marie: Strange, my last girlfriend said exactly the same thing.
Very interesting, this world of hubbers.
Hi, I'm new here.
hehe!
TOF
LOL and why did the ex say that? Thanks for dropping a line :D
to8c15
interesting is another way of putting it, but i know you know what I mean! Thanks for dropping by :D
Dude, you rock. That's all I'm gonna say.
Then that makes two us! That's all I can say! LOL :D
Sorry for the slow reply Cris. Can't think why she said that, couldn't get a straight answer out of her she was giggling too much.
Hub-a-licious! Very funny Cris!
TOF - No problem :D
Amanda - Thanks for dropping a line :D
Cris,
Nice to know I'm not alone! My daughter just said, "I like how you are always ditching me for the computer! Lucky for them I usually only get on during the weekends. This place is quite addictive.
k@ri
LOL you certainly are not! Now there's no getting back!
Your kids will get used to the situation :D
HEHEHEHE C. This is really funny! I loved the pic at the bottom of the hub! But where's C.? DID he like deactivate his account or something?Anyhows, it is true, our favorite pet is a mouse! LOved the jokes though...I hate it when the connection fails :S
Uriel
God! I have forgotten all about this hub! Anyway, glad you found your way here and enjoyed yourself. Thanks :D
Nice hub! ...
I think I read this before, but the hubber commenting on his own hub still cracked me up.
LOL
I've forgotten about this hub until somebody found it and commented a while ago! :D
I saw the title in Hubtivity and thought I'd check it out again. ... Or was I stalking your shameless ass?
Now I forget. Oh well!
Where's Manila, again? In Viet Nam?
Couldn't help it ... and it cracked up!
When you think of the Vietnam war, does Manila ring a bell to you? No? Guess not! Maybe you skipped history class, or geography - maybe everything 'cept for art classes. And btw, Vietnam is NOT two words like Hong Kong!
As I always say, anything to crack you up! yeah snicker that! :D
Still cracks me up!
One of the best guitarists I worked with was from Manila, and I never thought he was Veitnamese. Don't know why I thought you were.
Brain fart? That's gotta be it.
LOL and now you crack me up! I remember the time you thought Manila's in Thailand! :D
I remember that, too. But I should have known better. I remember when people referred to the guitarist as a "Phlip" and it bugged him. So it was stuck in my head: Manila - Philippines.
But, I must admit, knowing it bugged him encouraged me to do it, too. But never cruelly.
Okay, that's fair enough.
Oh sure, never cruelly. That's so like you. NOT! :D
How did I miss this one?! I pretty much crack up. Especially the stalker. Dun-da-Doooone!?
Hey May
Good to see you and the Japanese invention (I'm supposing) on your head! LOL You were probably not on HP yet when I posted this.
The stalker comes with the Jaws soundtrack! LOL Thanks for dropping by :D
Oh Cris -- I had to come back and read these again. The great thing about my short-term memory being shot is that I laughed as hard this time as I had the first.
Thank you -- I needed that!
Heehee! You know you are a hubber if you get these jokes. LOL! "nice, hub!" lol!
Teresa
Now you made me laugh! LOL Oh anytime, just drop by if and when... :D
wittywriter
yes, everything here seems like an inside joke! Thanks for dropping by :D
Very good..very good!!
How do you get a hundred hubbers in one room?Start a thread in the Religion ForumThat was great!
funnebone
I'm glad that you finally made it here. Glad you liked this. Thanks for reading :D
LOL! Grins...chuckles.... clinks glasses .....cheers! LYM! :)
Hey Tom
I think you haven't even heard of HP when this was posted. Anyway, glad you stopped by! LYM :D
lol that was great!! I was sitting here thinking, " how long did it take for him to make up all that?"
dori
hey dori
In retrospect, I think it took me more than a day (in and out of it) to finish this hub. But I'm glad to see that it's all worth it - seeing you enjoyed it! Thanks for dropping by :D
Hahaha, this is hilarious Chris! Wonder why I missed it...probably wasn't stalking you yet back then! :P
FP
LOL probably. Anywho glad you found it and liked it :D
Lol nice one, dont know how I missed this one.
It's okay as this was written before the dawning of the BadCo on HP. And besides, it's always better to be late than never, right? So thanks for dropping by :D
hi just seen this myself very funny ..... how come you know all the tricks of the trade???????
hey
This is an old one and I'm glad you found it. Hope it's still funny :D
I have a hub for exactly what happened here. This is a hub I somehow missed too. I call it resurrecting old hubs. I just added you to it tonight Cris. This hub deserves a second round!
Hey thanks, that's a nice a gesture! I truly appreciate it :D
Thanks to KCC for resurrecting this and eliciting a comment out of you Cris - I missed out on this one, it was published before I joined. It is hil-flipping-arious.
Iphi
She sure did! Glad you came over for it's always nice to see ya! :D
It is very funny..... forgot about your advice about the arrows and hurt my finger again...... hey can put pictures up.... may do a few hubs about such things as cat stevens u2 the sky really is the limit now
brenda
why not? yeah go for the moon! :D
Hahahahaahahaha :)
Finally you got here! I say it's about time! :D
Zsuzsy Bee says:
11 months ago
Hub-alicious! Cris. nice hub. regards Zsuzsy