what is life like as a spy, are the benefits worth the risk?

I wish i was a spy.

Just thought I would ramble in here for a sec. I think I would be good at it. I am a social creature and lord knows I am manipulative enough.

Why cant I ever stay on one topic? Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with tags related to this. I feel compelled to tell the world about my views on proper bathroom etiquette. If you walk in to a bathroom you should always check to make sure you are alone before you proceed to grunt loudly. It is not my fault you eat foods that cause you to have toilet issues. If I am trying to wash my hands the last thing I need to visualize is some dimwit popping a blood vessel while dropping the kids off at the pool.

ok back to what I was talking about. How cool is it to be a freakin special agent you get to shoot people. You get fake passports and money. I get to find out the answers to all those questions like the moon landing thing, jfk, have aliens visited.

Being that I am no longer in the right state of mind to stay politically correct I must change topics again. did you know that barney the dinosaur's voice was actually 3 different guys? I found that out today. I don't know just throwing it out there. I crave random information like that. Might come in handy one day at a dinner party when I am a spy. I wonder if there was ever a spy with tourettes? that would suck.

If martians came to visit me i bet i could talk them out of blowing up the earth. or at least i would tell them not to harm people in my hubpages fan club. That's how much i care. it would suck to be alive and i am publishing and no one is responding. Even if you were blown up i know i would hold a grudge. I would be bitter, like she could have just responded before she was obliterated by that alien laser.

This leads me to my next question.

If you were an alien and had omnipotent power what would you do? I asked two people this question over drinks and got some interesting feedback. One of my friends told me she would teleport down to south street and then ask for a cheese steak. She totally didn't get omnipotent power. As soon as we heard it me and my other friend started dying laughing. I asked my other friend after we decided my first friends new name is cheese steak and she replied that she would get her car fixed for free. I think people sometimes don't get my questions.

If you had all the power in the universe and could do as you please, what would you do?