Chances are that if you are reading this, then you already like garden gnomes. Well, I'm not ashamed to admit that I have recently converted to the side garden gnome fans. Anytime before about one year ago you would not have convinced me that I should get myself a gnome. Well, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to realize that my opinion has dramatically changed. It all started when I discovered that I have friend who was a closet Garden Gnome fan. You think you know a guy...then wham! I found this out by accident one day when I saw the actual gnome this friend owned. It was a strange moment as I experienced a range of emotions. first I giggled and wanted to make fun of said friend, but then I was shocked at how cute I found the garden gnome. From that moment on, my life had changed. I wanted a gnome of my own....

My New Life As A Garden Gnome Fan

Once the decision was made that I would be starting a little garden decoration hobby, it was necessary for me to pick the kind of gnome that I would actually want. The research began. Yes, you read that right, the research. Who would have thought there would be such a variety of these little garden people. Once I realized that you could buy collegiate garden gnomes, the research was over. I went to the University of Florida and would buy almost anything with a Gator logo on it. That day, I placed my order and now it sits in my office....and I couldn't be more pleased.

You asked for it and here it is. The Top 7 Reasons Why Everyone Should Own a Garden Gnome.

1. Add some life to your garden/yard

If you're like most people in my neighborhood, you don't have much in the form of garden decorations. The addition of one piece of decoration, such as a garden gnome, can really bring some life into your garden. You could even give your gnome some friends and have a small village of gnomes.

2. They make a great ice breaker

Regardless of what anybody says, Garden gnomes are still pretty rare. So if someone is over at your house or your are having a party outdoors, these little guys will have your friends and neighbors commenting. Maybe they like them or maybe they're not fans, they will be a great conversation starter when your party gets a little dull.

3. Scare away the neighbors dog/cat

Have you had just about enough of your neighbors dog pooping in your yard or garden? A garden gnome is a sure fire way to solve this problem. You may however have random dog barks througout the day as fido tries to figure out what's gaurding your potted plants.

4. Support For Your Favorite College

You can get an NCAA garden gnome and rub his head as you root on your favorite team. This was how I got into garden gnomes and is a great gateway gnome for the reluctant gnome owner. I got a collegiate gnome and have it in my home office.

5. Make your house look different

If you live in one of those planned communities like I do, your house looks just like all the other houses in your neighborhood. Have you ever drived by your own house because it looks just like all your neighbors...guilty. Plopping a garden gnome in the yard or garden is sure to make your house stand out from the rest.

6. Add some charm to your home

Contrary to the name, garden gnomes will work just as well as a "home gnome". As I noted previously, my gnome is my home office. The options are limitless. It can sit on your bookshelf, or in your media room. They're great just about anywhere and now you won't have to leave your new gnome outside all by it's lonsome.

7. Add Some Humor To Your Life

Aside from the traditional gnomes you've probably seen, the world is full of some pretty funny ones and some downright vulgar ones. Yes, that's right, wouldn't you consider a naked male gnome with his junk exposed kind of vulgar. Ok, vulgar, but still kind of funny.

What, you don't have a garden gnome yet?

I'm going to suggest that you go to www.gnomefrenzy.com as quickly as you possibly can and find the garden gnome that's just right for you. This site has a great variety and the prices are very reasonable.

Till next time,

Andrew Nadler

Gnome Lover