Ofcourse, women LOVE to gossip...

We women like to gossip. Infact we LOVE it. Afterall, women have all the time in the world. When the other sex have only twenty-four hours a day,and most of it is spent at 'productive' work earning, the terra ferma that women lives in has no sunset...

We women like to gossip, because, we have absolutely no cares and worries,unlike the people of the opposite sex who carry the burden of the whole world on their overburdened shoulders...men in India worry about who will become the next President in United States and how will their fiscal policy be; men in US are corncerned about how many people died in Iraq and men in Iraq are worried to death about the children training in warfare in Afghanistan; men in Iraq are worried about the fate of Britney Spears - all these a matter of life and death that they must discuss and find solutions to. Ofcourse, women are there to break their heads over petty things like their children's scores, health, moods etc. They will worry about the small gifts they have to buy for a friend's wedding or a condolence call to be made, and they do have all the time for small talk...

Throughout the world men do all the daily chores and women in a large majority come home from work, settle down in a recliner,sip tea and watch television. Men everywhere go home straight after work, while ofcourse their counterparts are smoking away in joints...ofcourse, they do gossip...

Certainly, all demographic studies say that comparitively a large population of women world-over do the child rearing, are the primary care givers, do manual and farm work, engage in strenuous construction work, fetch water and firewood from far, and by and large are more physically strained and deprived than men. But we all agree, all that women do is gossip...

If you talk of women in the corporate ladder, what glass ceiling are you talking of? There is absolutely noi gender disparity and no sexual eploitation. It is all a figment of imagination.Whatever heights they achieve is because of, not in spite of their gender! And the men who say this are not gossiping , they are giving informed opinion. And we say, only women gossip. True to the core...

Ofcourse, when men talk they inform, enquire, instruct, teach, preach, analyse, research, fathom, assess, evaluate, report, discuss, contradict, agree, question, repudiate, advise, suggest, empathise, sympathise, appreciate, berate, comment, critique and confess. Women have neither the head nor the heart to do any of this, and so when women talk, they do nothing but gossip!