• smarties
• crispy crunch
• the size of our football fields and 1 less down
• lacrosse, our Nationalsport
• apple pie
• Mr Dressup kicks Mr Rogers Butt
• **the handles on our beer cases are big enough to put your hands through with mitts on
• Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin Donuts Butt
• our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted only one an a half hours
• The Hudson Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company
• we invented 'eh?'
• we have colored money
• a Canadian invented Superman
• coffee crisp
• our elections only take one day
• we invented Zamboni's
• our beer advertisements kick butt
• 32 million multicultural people
• that you can drive across Canada in 7 days or fly in 7 hours coast to coast
• Ottawa has cool buildings, our Countries Capitol
• we invented ski-doo's, jet-ski's, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, the telephone, short wave radio's that save countless lives every year

• am radio
• standard time
• butter substitute
• pablum
• cigarette box
• hair tonic
• measur for footwear
• paint roler
• portable high chair
• washing machine
• zipper
• kerosene
• pulp newsprint
• dental mirror
• gas mask
• ear piercer
• Balderdash
• 5 pin bowling
• hockey goalie mask
• Musk oil
• Puzz 3-D
• roller skate
• ski-binding
• tabletop hockey game
• Trivial Pursuit
• air conditioned vehicle
• electric car
• guardrail
• snowblower
• snowmobile

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat
one cup of coffee.
******
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
******
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
******
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
******
On average people fear spiders more than they do
death.
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
******
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza very day.
******
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of
a calorie.
******
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork
than by a poisonous spider.
******
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people do.
******
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from
heir
bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
******
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.
******
Polar bears are left handed.
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes
the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste
buds.
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field.
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A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before
it starves to death.
******
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex
by ripping the males head off.
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
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Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
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Starfishes haven't got brains.
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• Alanis Morissette
• Mathew Good
• Michale Buble
• Amanda Marshall
• Mike Reno
• Avril Lavine
• Mobile
• Barenaked Ladies
• NeilYoung
• Big Sugar
• Nickelback
• Billy Talent
• Our Lady Peace
• Paul Brandt
• Blue Rodeo
• Rush
• Prism
• Bryan Adams
• Burton Cummings
• Sam Robert
• Celine Dion
• Sebastian Bach
• Shania Twain
• Cowboy Junkies
• Simple Plan
• Crash Test Dummies
• Sloan
• David Wilcox
• Diane Krall
• Steppenwolf
• Sum 41
• Gordon Lighfoot
• Three Days Grace
• Holly Cole
• Great Big Sea
• Tragically Hip
• Triumph
• Trooper
• Jeff Healey
• Joan Arden

20 % of Hollywood is Canadian eh? Some Are;

• Martin Short
• Mike Meyers
• Mary Pickford
• Michael J Fox
• Molly Parker
• Neve Campell
• PAMELA ANDERSON
• Rachel McAdams
• Rachel Roberts
• Raymond Born
• Rich Little
• Rick Moranis
• Ryan Gosling
• Ryan Reynolds
• Sarah Polley
• Seth Rogen
• Shannon Tweed
• Tommy Chong
• Walter Houston
• William Shatner
• Jim Carrey
• Glenn Ford
• Christopher Plummer
• Donald Sutherland
• Kefer Sutherland
• Eugene Levy
• Glenn Ford
• Leslie Neilsen
• Lorne Greene
• Walter Houston
• Kim Cooates
• Keanu Charles Reeves

• Canada has the longest street in the world eh? It's called Yonge Street eh.
• Canada has more donut shops per capita than the US
• Canada's National animal is the Beaver
• Canada's National sports are Lacrosse and Hockey
• Canada's National colors are red and white
• Canada consumes more Kraft Dinner per capita than anywhere else in the world
• Canada has the cheapest internet access in the world
• Canada is 2nd most % of population on the Internet