Famous Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo Mama Jokes
What is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes.
Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner
- Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath Firzana
- Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
- Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes
- Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa Rosemond
- Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan
- Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocktials and she's loaded - from Zane Powell
- Yo mama is so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door - from MJ Dennis
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
- Yo mama is so stupid -- if she was to speak her mind, she would be speechless - By PRETTYBOY1008
- Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch - from Mr Mundotr
- Yo mama is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone - from WVscrgrl7
Please add your funniest Yo Mama jokes to the list or comment on the jokes listed above. What was the funniest joke? - Which one was the worse? I hope this article made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
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Comments
Yo Mama is so UGLY that to play with the dog she has to tie a steak around her neak!!
yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hangs there balls on her
yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales came up and started singing we are family
yo mama so poor when i rung the door bell she had to lean out the window and say "ding dong"!!!
yo mamas so fat tht when she was sunbathing everyone yelled QUICK GET THE WHALE BACK IN THE WATER!!!!
yo mamas so fat god said let there be light! step aside
YOUR MAMA IS LIKE WAL-MART, ALWAYS LOW PRICES,,,,,,,always,


manish_kapoor says:
5 months ago
Hey, you have got really good collection of yo mama jokes. Very enjoyable and funny. Keep up the good work of making people laugh.