Famous Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo Mama Jokes
What is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes.
Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner
- Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath Firzana
- Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
- Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes
- Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa Rosemond
- Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan
- Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocktials and she's loaded - from Zane Powell
- Yo mama is so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door - from MJ Dennis
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
- Yo mama is so stupid -- if she was to speak her mind, she would be speechless - By PRETTYBOY1008
- Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch - from Mr Mundotr
- Yo mama is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone - from WVscrgrl7
Please add your funniest Yo Mama jokes to the list or comment on the jokes listed above. What was the funniest joke? - Which one was the worse? I hope this article made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
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Yo Mama is so UGLY that to play with the dog she has to tie a steak around her neak!!
yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hangs there balls on her
yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales came up and started singing we are family
yo mama so poor when i rung the door bell she had to lean out the window and say "ding dong"!!!
yo mamas so fat tht when she was sunbathing everyone yelled QUICK GET THE WHALE BACK IN THE WATER!!!!
yo mamas so fat god said let there be light! step aside
YOUR MAMA IS LIKE WAL-MART, ALWAYS LOW PRICES,,,,,,,always,
dude great yomama jokes but your mama so stupid she got hit by aparked car yo mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job applacation alright i soundnt make you cry lol just joking
I got one. Yo mama stinks so bad that she made a skunk say ''DAMN."
your momma so poor she stole free samples from the store
Yo mama so ugly she made sir mix alot not like big butts anymore
your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook
Yo mama so fat when she weare's high heels she causes oil spills
yo mama so fat when she takes showers her feet don't get wet
yo mamma is like a harware store ...........10 cents a screw!!!!!!!!hahahahaha!!!!!
yo mamas so fat that kids think shes a trampalene
yo mamas so fat every time she puts on tights on they bust
youre mamas so stupid she thought the toiletpaper was her scarf
your mama is lick a door nob everybody gets a turn
yo mama is lick a hen house chocks flien in and out
yo mamma is so fat there,s not even a yo mamma jock for it
yo mama so nice she offered me the hair off her back
Yo mamma is a call girl and works in a telephone booth
yo momma so fat when she jumped into a ocean a whale started singing '' we r family even know ur fatter than me .''
yo mama is so fat she started a solar eclipse
yo mama so ugly when she was born her mum said what a treasure and her dad said yea...lets bury it!!!
yo mama so stupid she got locked in the matrees store and slept on the floor
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it read her phone number
yo mama so dumb she took a remote to the movies
yo dad so dumb he asked her to CHANGE the channel
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that rock?"
yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time
yo mama's so fat the last time she saw the sacle it was 900,000,000 LB.
yo mama so fat she had to turn sideways to fit in double doors..
Yo Mama So Rude She Dont Even Say Excuse Me.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "wide load"
yo mama so hairy she looks like 1 of them choubacas
yo mama so ugly when she enterd a ugly contest the judges said "sorry no profecionals"lol
Yo mama is so fat that she had to walk through the car was to take a shower
yo mama is so stupid that she thought her fluffy dog was a pillow
yo momma is so stupid that she put BBQ on BBQ chips
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES ONE STEP THERES AN EARTHQUAKE.....
yo mama stinks so bad in class, when she raise her hand everyone fainted.
yo mama so mean when someone ask to use the bathroom she whoops them with a bat.
YO MAMAS BUTT IS SO BIG THAT WHEN SHE WAS FIGHTING THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST SUMMO WRESTLER SHE USED HER BUTT TO MAKE HIM FLY ALL THE WAY TO BEYOND PLUTO.
yo mama so fat that when she farts rosie o'donald acuses her of global warming
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo moma so fat--she thought gravey was a soft drink
yo moma so fat--she got to get omar the tent maker to make her dresses
yo moma so fat-- she sat on a quarter and squezzed a bugger out of washington's nose
some of you are so FUNNY
yo mommas like a lollipop everybody gets a lick "be careful who you say this to some kids get mad"
your mommas so fat she went to the store to buy a water bed they gave here a blanket and said go lay it over the ocean.
yo mama so poor she cant aford freedom
yo mama so hairy you came out as the caveman
yo mama so poor tat wen i walked in d front i was in d back yard
yo mama is so dumb that when she put two double a battery she said i got the power!!!
man this is the mess it is so funny and stupid
manish_kapoor says:
2 years ago
Hey, you have got really good collection of yo mama jokes. Very enjoyable and funny. Keep up the good work of making people laugh.