Famous Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo Mama Jokes

What is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes.


Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner
  2. Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath Firzana
  3. Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
  4. Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes
  5. Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa Rosemond
  6. Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan
  7. Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocktials and she's loaded - from Zane Powell
  8. Yo mama is so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door - from MJ Dennis
  9. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
  10. Yo mama is so stupid -- if she was to speak her mind, she would be speechless - By PRETTYBOY1008
  11. Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch - from Mr Mundotr
  12. Yo mama is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone - from WVscrgrl7

Please add your funniest Yo Mama jokes to the list or comment on the jokes listed above. What was the funniest joke? - Which one was the worse? I hope this article made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.


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manish_kapoor  says:
5 months ago

Hey, you have got really good collection of yo mama jokes. Very enjoyable and funny. Keep up the good work of making people laugh.

ashley  says:
5 months ago

Yo Mama is so UGLY that to play with the dog she has to tie a steak around her neak!!

INeedMarble  says:
3 months ago

yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hangs there balls on her

myles kendall  says:
3 months ago

yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales came up and started singing we are family

myles kendall  says:
3 months ago

yo mama so poor when i rung the door bell she had to lean out the window and say "ding dong"!!!

rhys morgan  says:
5 weeks ago

yo mamas so fat tht when she was sunbathing everyone yelled QUICK GET THE WHALE BACK IN THE WATER!!!!

nobody  says:
4 weeks ago

yo mamas so fat god said let there be light! step aside

LiLSiLENCE  says:
4 weeks ago

YOUR MAMA IS LIKE WAL-MART, ALWAYS LOW PRICES,,,,,,,always,

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