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OMG More Funny Photos
OMG More Funny Photos
Did you read the first edition of my ‘OMG Funny Photos?’ Then you must know I could not stop with just one. So take a look at Part Two – OMG More Funny Photos.
Important disclaimer : no animals, sentient nor otherwise, have been harmed or molested in the production of these photos. Promise!
They say that marketing is everything
And that maxim has never been clearer.
Do you see the license on the front of that car?
Now read what it says in your rear view mirror.
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Presidential Haiku
Speaking of rear views,
does the man in that photo
look familiar?
Just askin’.
Non-verbal communication
Do you see Spock's common gesture?
Is he deep in contemplation?
It’s called ‘steepling’ in body language,
Known as non-verbal communication.
Here’s a photo of Angela Merkel
Who has an unholy fascination
With performing upside down steepling.
Do you think that’s the German translation?
Footnote: The steepling gesture that appears to indicate thinking or meditating is more often a gesture of power performed by men with fingers pointing upward. Many women perform it subliminally with fingers pointing downward.
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Please do not take my photo
I want to be incognito.
I know I should not have eaten
That taco plus that burrito.
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Mama said she wants to take a photo,
She promised to do it in a snap.
But it is taking her so darn long,
We all decided to take a short nap.
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I have a little pet mouse
He lives with me in my house.
When he sleeps upon his bed
His teddy bear is by his head.
Sorta Funny
The Namaqua rain frog is a burrowing species that spends most of its time underground and does NOT inhabit water.
These rain frogs have the unique ability to inflate their bodies dramatically as a defense mechanism.
Department of Interesting
From the Guinness Book of Records - the longest place name in the world has 85 letters:
Taumata whakatangihanga koauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu is the Maori name for a hill that is 1,001 feet high, close to Porangahau, south of Waipukurau, in southern Hawke’s Bay, New Zealand.
What does it mean? "The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the climber of mountains, the land-swallower who traveled about, played his nose flute to his loved one." True!
Great Truth
Sometimes when you cry . . . no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you ache . . . no one feels your pain.
Sometimes when you are happy . . . no one hears you laugh.
But fart just one time . . .
Had to leave you with a laugh. Until we meet again ...
© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2013. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So."
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These photos are guaranteed to make you laugh and say, 'OMG, these ARE funny!' - Funny Pun – Number Twelve
Do you remember Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Do you know who took his place? Read this hilarious pun!
