10 Uses for an old photo of your ex
When revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better!
Okay, the ex is history, past, gone, over, figment of your imagination, never to be forgotten bad horrible experience. You feel terrible and are wallowing in your self-pity. You cry every time someone mentions your ex. You sob hysterically when you see their photo. Either that, or you glare menacingly when you happen upon their image.
Forget about 'Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord' that's been preached to you since the time you first stuck your head out and said, "Howdy Mum!" 'An eye for an eye' comes from the same book of wisdom. Sometimes revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better. So, here are the top ten things you can do with the ex's photo. Some might cost money to do, but believe you me, it'll be money well-spent.
Put their photo on the inside of the toilet seat or on the actual toilet seat itself.
Put their photo over the bulls eye part of a dartboard
Put their photo on a cushion you like to sit on.
Put their photo on Wanted Posters
Put your ex's photo on the doormat
Put their photo on a coaster
Put their photo on the garage floor
Put their photo on a pooper scooper
Put your ex's photo on the rubbish bin
Put your ex's photo on an online dating site
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