10 Uses for an old photo of your ex

When revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better!

 Okay, the ex is history, past, gone, over, figment of your imagination, never to be forgotten bad horrible experience.  You feel terrible and are wallowing in your self-pity.  You cry every time someone mentions your ex.  You sob hysterically when you see their photo.  Either that, or you glare menacingly when you happen upon their image.

Forget about 'Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord' that's been preached to you since the time you first stuck your head out and said, "Howdy Mum!"  'An eye for an eye' comes from the same book of wisdom.  Sometimes revenge is the only thing that'll make you feel better.  So, here are the top ten things you can do with the ex's photo.  Some might cost money to do, but believe you me, it'll be money well-spent.

Put their photo on the inside of the toilet seat or on the actual toilet seat itself.

Cut out the pictures of your ex and laminate them and stick them on the seat.  You'll feel good every time you sit down for a bowel movement.
Cut out the pictures of your ex and laminate them and stick them on the seat. You'll feel good every time you sit down for a bowel movement.
On the inside of the cover might be best for a man to put his ex's photo.  Remember to laminate first so that the urine splashes do not damage the print.
On the inside of the cover might be best for a man to put his ex's photo. Remember to laminate first so that the urine splashes do not damage the print.

Put their photo over the bulls eye part of a dartboard

Throwing darts at your ex's face is very good for relieving stress.
Throwing darts at your ex's face is very good for relieving stress.

Put their photo on a cushion you like to sit on.

You can either laminate a photo and glue it on to a favorite cushion you like to sit on, or if you have the money, get the ex's photo screen-printed on for a long lasting effect.
You can either laminate a photo and glue it on to a favorite cushion you like to sit on, or if you have the money, get the ex's photo screen-printed on for a long lasting effect.

Put their photo on Wanted Posters

This is great!  You can create your own fantastic 'Wanted Posters' with a digital copy of your ex's photo and Photoshop.  Stick on shop windows and on the walls next to ATM machines.
This is great! You can create your own fantastic 'Wanted Posters' with a digital copy of your ex's photo and Photoshop. Stick on shop windows and on the walls next to ATM machines.

Put your ex's photo on the doormat

This is well worth it every time you clean your shoes before entering your house.  It would be best to get this screen-printed on as the dirt from your shoes might mess the portrait.
This is well worth it every time you clean your shoes before entering your house. It would be best to get this screen-printed on as the dirt from your shoes might mess the portrait.
If you can't afford screen-printing, then print off a block poster of the photo and laminate each section.  This can double as a carpet runner where you can walk all over your ex.
If you can't afford screen-printing, then print off a block poster of the photo and laminate each section. This can double as a carpet runner where you can walk all over your ex.

Put their photo on a coaster

Use an old coaster, cut out photos of your ex and then cover the coaster in some kind of plastic contact or alternatively, varnish it.  Make sure you liberally spill your drink on the coaster.
Use an old coaster, cut out photos of your ex and then cover the coaster in some kind of plastic contact or alternatively, varnish it. Make sure you liberally spill your drink on the coaster.

Put their photo on the garage floor

Print off the photo as a block poster and laminate each section of the block poster.  Use special contact adhesive to stick it onto the garage floor.  You will achieve a certain orgasmic pleasure every time you drive over your ex to park your car.
Print off the photo as a block poster and laminate each section of the block poster. Use special contact adhesive to stick it onto the garage floor. You will achieve a certain orgasmic pleasure every time you drive over your ex to park your car.

Put their photo on a pooper scooper

Shovelling doggy doo into a pooper scooper with an image of your ex on it cures many woes.  Laminate the photo before sticking it on, in case some dog lifts its leg up against it and makes the ink run.
Shovelling doggy doo into a pooper scooper with an image of your ex on it cures many woes. Laminate the photo before sticking it on, in case some dog lifts its leg up against it and makes the ink run.

Put your ex's photo on the rubbish bin

Remember to laminate first so that rotting food juices do not destroy the quality of the print.
Remember to laminate first so that rotting food juices do not destroy the quality of the print.
Putting the photo on the rubbish bin will stop all urges of longing you might feel, as you will constantly be reminded that your ex is rubbish.
Putting the photo on the rubbish bin will stop all urges of longing you might feel, as you will constantly be reminded that your ex is rubbish.

Put your ex's photo on an online dating site

Create a profile for your ex and upload their photo.  Give their phone number and all their kinky likes and dislikes.  Sheepshagger.com is a great site to use.
Create a profile for your ex and upload their photo. Give their phone number and all their kinky likes and dislikes. Sheepshagger.com is a great site to use.

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shamelabboush profile image

shamelabboush 7 years ago

Hahahaha, I like most the doormat idea. Very funny.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Great Shamel, just think of all that stuff you can rub off your feet onto your ex!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

But you love bad bad ladies, don't you Badcompany?


TheSandman 7 years ago

Well I have found the right one now, but I wish I had read this Hub about 25 years ago, where were you when I needed you ?....Great Hub.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Lol Sandman, so which one will you use for the ex's photo?


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shamelabboush 7 years ago

Hi cindy, I will believe me :):)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Lol Shamel, isn't revenge so sweet?


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Oh move on Cindy! *whispers* was he really that bad?! LOL :D


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Worse Cris, but I was moved on years ago. just trying to help others out with my creative ideas and plans lol. Which one would you like to try?


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

I was only joking cindy, you can keep the cat, oh, and the house !


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol Agvulpes, ay, don't give in so easily. Where's some fight and spunk?


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Oh ,you wanna fight an see some spunk, i might just do a reciprical hub

so there. (Ag pokes out tongue.)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Bring it on baby, can't wait, says she, blowing into her boxing gloves.


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Hawkesdream 7 years ago from Cornwall

I like the toilet seat and the pooper scooper, where were you when I needed you, lol


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

ok what is this queensbury rules ?

youll have to wait while i have a sleep, deal?


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Hawke - yeah I could take pleasure using the toilet with the ex's picture on the seat

Ag - Springbok rugby scrum rules, okay?


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

I think that anyone's photo on my toilet sit would end up getting me constipated LOL

Why not put his photo in one of those Central London telephone booths, and add his phone number and a note like "gay fun? call me" ;-)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Princessa, excellent idea. Will make that number 11 on the things to do with an ex's photo


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

LOL not that I would ever do anything like that ... but one has to prepare herself for any eventualities :)

BTW, if you work/study in the same place you could make up something similar to the "wanted poster" but advertising products for erectile dysfunction!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Hey Princessa, you have some great idea mmmmerectile disfunction poster.  Love that!


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

that's nothing... that's only a couple of ideas in a "good mood day".  Imagine what I could come up with in a bad day ;-)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol, yeah this was my feel good day hub. Imagine when I have PMT what I can do, says she, rubbing her hands and chuckling with glee.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Oh yer desperately wicked you


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Tee hee hee CC


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

tee hee who? you that's who! LOL I got to go


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

What CC, is it a 'Stop the world I need to pee' moment?


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Lgali 7 years ago

LOl very funny ideas good hub


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks Lgali, feel free to try some of them out. i didn't copyright them.


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sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

hahahah. I like to put it in the dart board. I love spongebob too much, Cind! Funny, hilarious as always.

I think I like your sense o humor better than the sausage. I don't mind extra. LOL


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks Sheena, you can keep spongebob for your back and the ex for your butt


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marisuewrites 7 years ago from USA

Cindy, you need help. but I love the way you think!!! =)) too funny, really enjoyed this....


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Er...thanks Marisue, er I think. lol Glad you enjoyed it!


LAmatadora 7 years ago

loved it!!!


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Wanderlust 7 years ago from New York City

very funny :)


TheSandman 7 years ago

For the long lost Ex, I think the dart board, I'd love to circle her with little pin pricks, but it's been so long that I don't really care, But how about a banner that says, I'd rather have a sheep LMAO


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Lamatadora, thanks for dropping by!

Wanderlust, glad it gave you a smile

Sandman, a sheep doesn't answer you back. Ask all the kiwis and Aussies on this site.


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Hmm I'm picking up some good ideas here. Watch your back amigo.

So eye gouging and squirrel grips are in. OK.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah, and even that league guy's move, the one where he stuck his finger up another's bum. That's allowed too. Or is that only the Kiwis that do that?


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Hahaha Cindy oh this is right up my alley, as i had been using my exes pic on my dart board. Omg that pic of that toilet LMAO woo hooo, just while I was eating hahahaha.Great job


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Everyday Miracles 7 years ago from Indiana, USA

I love the sheep shagger, Cindy!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

I"m putting a toilet brush in the mail as I speak ahahahahahahahaha


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Wow I must remember in my next life not to marry any of you guys.

Sheep shagger indeed ! On the other hand it is possibly an improvement. LOL


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Harsh words, Ag, fighting words. Prepare to be punished!

BP, yeah I think sitting on my ex's face while I relieve myself of excess body fluids is most appealing!

EM, don't say you love Sheepshaggers too close to AG, he might get excited!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I guess someone has some pent up anger!


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Shirley Anderson 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

You've come up with some great ideas, Cindy! I honestly don't think I'd want his pic on the toilet seat, that would be creepy somehow.

Not sure that I could pick just one of these, they all have such potential.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Oh no pent up anger GT, just revenge!

Shirley, it is hard to choose.....and Princessa has come up with some more ideas...


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Oh Good Golly Miss Molly!!! I love the pooper scooper and the toilet, well actually I love them all what a grand idea, maybe I should share this with one of my girlfriends who recently divorced. :) FYI: I am working on that e-mail..:)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks AE, yeah, send it on, might give her a smile!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

LOL, excellent suggestions all round, but loved the toilet seat one especially :)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah Misty, am partial to that one myself


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

I like the doormat. Ya, grind your heel in his face. Oo, that must feel good.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

or drive your car over his head lol


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MotherHubber 7 years ago from Southern California

The shredder is satisfying, and makes a neat sound as you watch their face split apart into tiny little pieces. Kind of like what you'd want to do in real life, only without all the messy legal implications.

Good Hub topic!


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

I'm workin on it, just want you springbok to sweat a bit .


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Amanda Severn 7 years ago from UK

A friend of mine made a wax doll, stuck her ex's photo on the head, then set to work with the pins! I don't think her voodoo actually worked, but it gave her a lot of satisfaction! LOL!


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia

Cindy, all of these are fantastic ideas! I don't know which one I like best, but the toilet seat is a particularly wonderful idea! Thanks for the major chuckles! :D


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Hey Sin....you forgot to place the photo in a public restroom (same sex) and put his phone # on it and say for a good time call....


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Blue, send me a photo, love the restroom idea

Pam, go the toilet seat!

Amanda, kind of like the voodoo doll

MH, shredder is short term only, prefer long term revenge

Ag, bring it on baby, am waiting for you!


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Sin...I never knew we broke up...and now you're wanting my pic :-(


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kea 7 years ago

Whoa....you're so mean. I'm scared.


Whikat 7 years ago

Cindy, You are my hero! These are great ideas. I was wondering, do you think the lamination would hold up on the bottom of the cat litter box? On second thought that would give me an excuse not to clean it. I guess I will have to try and put a poster in my yard and train my dog to pee on it. :-) Thanks for the tips.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Blue, only want your pic to stare at your pentrating blue eyes

Kea, don't be scared, I'm quite nice, really

Whikat, absolutely love the catty litter box lining idea!


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Sin...I know you....you're going to put me at the bottom of the toilet.....but the joke's on you....I'll be looking up at your business every time you sit down.....and then it's golden showers and worse. I'm off for coffee....BRB


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Omigod, I better powder my puff then and blowdry it in a cunning style!


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

OK..I'm back....only took 2 hours to get coffee...everyone wanted to chat. Send me an e-mail and I'll fulfill your request...but then I'll have to travel all the way to China and kill you. Was thinking the other day what a small world its becoming....when you and BP and bad and I were having our chat...it was Me in the US...You in China BC in Ireland and BP in Australia....friggin awesome.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah Blue, is amazing we are managing to connect with all our time differences! But why do you have to kill me?


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

The Identity issue.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

ah, serious spy stuff eh? If I know who you are you have to kill me


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

I'll be very gentle.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Killing me softly with your song, wasn't that a Roberta Flack song?


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

How'd you know I like to sing??? Yep that was a good one...late 70's maybe early 80's.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

I know all about you Blue...Be afraid, be very afraid....


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

You want that pic or not? I made one special for you.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

ok, email to me, then kill me slowly all night long lol


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Can't attach..you e-mail first....and no sharing.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

okey dokey


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

You pass out or just bust a gut laughing??


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

No, nodded off to sleep again, it is only 6.44am on a Sunday morning here you know!


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

I hate that time thing...can't we all just get along??

Anyway, now you have something to aim at!!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol okay, am off to shower now, will check out that other hub later today, have to get moving and my A into G


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Now my photo will be looking up at that A.


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Tatjana-Mihaela 7 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

Ha, ha, ha, ha.... It is very funny. It can be great for boosting self-esteem. Forgiving and forgetting can happen on the next level, huh?

Well, I have just checked this AdultSpeepfinder.com...poor sheeps.

Hillarious Hub, thanks for making me laugh.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol Blue, have pasted your pic everywhere

Tatjana, glad to have made you laugh!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

I think we should don a couple of balaclavas and go pinch some of that cake aghhhhhhhhhhhhh I am drooling still.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

I can't believe it, I NEED that cheesecake!


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gr8archer45 7 years ago from Pakistan

Lolzz, you r still craving for my cake? BTW I absolutely love this huB!! its witty & states some really good ideas ;)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Hi G, can't stop thinking about your cake, it ranks there with the german I met this weekend


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

Don't have an ex yet. Sure would feel better if I can find the time to create photos of all those meanies in my life and sit on them!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah May, or line your catty litter tray lol


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

Hmmm.....not a bad idea


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

So what you been up to May, we've missed you around here


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

my laptops internet messed up! I'm just using my moms laptop for now....That's why I compiled a list of things that made me love hubbing!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Well, we miss you May, get yer laptop fixed!


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Goog Morning all...Sin ...glad you made it back and guess I should be saying Good Night to you. Nice to have May back. Where you guys getting this cheesecake??


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

gr8archer45 just published an excellent hub about making cheesecake with amazing cheescake pics on it and it has created this desire, this urge for me to devour cheesecake. BP and I


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

Yeah, I'm back R. Blue. Feeling guilty for not being back on hub for so long. Plus skipping out on Sunday School. And no, I'm not quite in to the cheesecake. But all the other cakes will do. Mmmm...


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dianacharles 7 years ago from India

hahaha....really funny. You have certainly put a lot of thought into this....loved the pooper scooper and the doormat..


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

May, just keep grabbing your mom's laptop!

Dianacharles, methods of revenge does take time and thought lol


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

I dreamed last night I was on this hammock under a palm tree and this set of hands that had no body was feeding my a big hunk of caramel cheesecake, ooooooooooo, and I was eating it so fast it was all over my face and in my hair, and after that I dived into a huge pool of strawberry cheesecake with a spoon in my hand, and I landed on a massive strawberry,went flying into a brick and died.What a way to go mmmmmmmmm


someoneyouknow 7 years ago

lol


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

BP, how terribly sad that you dreamed you died. But even more tragic was the fact that the cheesecake got completely destroyed. I'm sure Blue and Captain Badheart would be prepared to clean all the cheesecake off your body and get it ready for the funeral.


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

I can think of better ways to go!!! and ummmm yep ...could probably lick a bit of cheesecake off that cheesecake....but she wouldn't even enjoy it...since she's dead and all.

And good morning to you two...been waiting all day for you to wake up...You sleep ...I'm awake....I sleep...you're awake.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah well, maybe you need to move into our time zone, I'm 2-3 hours behind BP


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Where are you moving to??? I'd move there to China...and you'd just leave me behind.

Anyone seen CC lately??


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

I move to Tanzania in July, so will be a little closer to your time zone, only about 6 hours ahead. No idea what's happened to any of the usual suspects.


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Yeah...quite quiet around here lately....googling Tanzania....is it safe there?

As BP would say: Krikey...that's right next to Somalia...was gonna sail my boat over and surprise you...but afraid I'd be the one surprised....Yikes!!!! Pirates....Like that marauding BC.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah, I think so, much safer than the US. Jeez, watched CSI last night and its dangerous there!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Oh I was not dead completely, you know,kind of dead but not all dead


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Dead???? Oh, were you the blow up doll someone stepped on with a high heel?


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

May just be able to revive you with my powerful tongue.....did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body????...and stays erect constantly!!!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Don't get me excited so early in the morning, have to get ready for work cya


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Really I never knew that piece of trivia I would have thought of another part of the body.......the index finger LMAO

Cya Cindy ya I have to work today too grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

have a good week BP!


nazishnasim 7 years ago

Cindy

Seriously, it's an amazing hub especially with the picture it epitomizes perfection. I thoroughly enjoyed it ! :D.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks Nazishnasim!


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JoeM 7 years ago

Adult Sheep Finder! That is just too funny.

In all honesty though, we probably shouldn't do anything too terrible with our ex's photos because they probably have photos of us lying somewhere too. And if they find out what you have been doing to war could turn very badly for you!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

True Joe, who knows what they might do to our photos lol


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crinkle 7 years ago from Philippines

i love the pooper scooper idea! like shoving it in his mouth!

great hub!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks Crinkle, the ex usually spoke a lot of shyte anyway, so just shove it in the mouth!


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MellasViews 7 years ago from Earth

a way I get over exes is by imagining them taking a shit... it works every time.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol MV, put hem on your toilet seat and you can sit on them when you have one!


Janetta 7 years ago

ROFL!! Too funny! My faves are the pooper scooper, the doormat and the sheep daters website!!! HAHAHA thanx for the laugh :)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Janetta, the sheep daters website is a particlar favourite of mine as well and I hear that Bad Company has signed up for it already!


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marcofratelli 7 years ago from Australia

THIS IS PURE GOLD! Such practical ideas too! I'd be careful with the image on the toilet idea though - you might have to clean up some 'oopsies' off that regularly, depending on the state of your emotions when you want to use the bathroom & see their face there...


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks Marcofratelli. Cleaning up the occasional oopsie will be worth it


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Oh yeah ?


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah!


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

Have we met ?


Janetta 7 years ago

Too funny, Cindy. Too funny!! The humorous hubs are the best! If they make me laugh out loud like yours did, I'm a happy camper :)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Ag who knows, I have been to Australia, maybe you were the guy cleaning the street I bumped into

Thanks Janetta, glad it gave you a laugh! Laughing is the best medicine to cure any day's woes.


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

I yeah, now I remember, I gave you a dollar to buy a cup of coffee, just before my wallet got lifted. Nice cover that one. 

Thanks very much , YOU know how much trouble that causes.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol Ag, actually that wasn't me, I think you were that smartarse Lebanese taxi driver that picked my kids and I up at the airport in Sydney and when I asked for good cheap hotel, he took us to King's Cross and my son got accosted by a transvestite while getting us take away pizza. Oops, maybe you were the transvestite!


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agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

No I live in Melbourne, the secret place that we don't tell anyone about until we get to know them.

You did say you only wanted a cheap hotel. Nothing wrong with KC if you don't mind being mugged, solicited (for any purpose) ,see a strip show, etc. Just the place to take the kids. (if you wanted to sell them on the slave market) . See the taxi driver thought he was doing the right thing.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

MMMMmmmmm know people from Bendigo, is that near Melbourne?


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druneric 7 years ago from Ohio

Sheep Shagger?! What a scream! And what marvelous ideas!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

I've decided not to copyright my ideas, Druneric. You may try them out! lol


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Mezo 7 years ago from Egypt

lo0ol

nice hub


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks Mezo


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scottaye73 7 years ago from Michigan, USA

Nice one!! I really like your humor!! (as long as my ex doesn't see this...lol)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Well Scott, maybe she's already on Hubpages and you don't know!


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RedElf 7 years ago from Canada

What a fabulous idea! I may just borrow some of these for my own 'coming out' party. Thanks for sharing.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Pleasure, RedElf and if they work, tell us about it!


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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

his pictures made great kindling for starting a fire. He was hell anyway, right?

dori


John 7 years ago

I knew all those photos were good for something!!!!!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah Dori, using them for kindling is good. Pity we can't bottle the gas given off from the chemicals in the photos when we burn them, and spray the toxic fumes up his nose while he is sleeping.

John, no pic is wasted!


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LizaCarlson 7 years ago from Lincoln City, Oregon

this is sooo great, thanks for the late night laughs

gonna have to remember the profile on kinky dating sites... would love for my ex to be contacted by numerous NAMBLA members


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Haha Liza that is fun, now that one I have tried!


Greta Lieske 7 years ago

ahhh...so much poo in one hub! funny!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol Greta, yeah sometimes I do talk a lot of poo, eh?


Greta Lieske 7 years ago

Haha, the public toilet picture gives me the wiggims! Bad wiggims! :)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

yeah Greta, that one might be on the mingin side!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Great ideas Cindy but too much trouble for an ex who will hanging around at every turd ( i mean turn). LOL


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

lol Sixty, you want to keep them away not hanging around!


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wittywriter 7 years ago from Concord New Hampshire

No, Cindyvine, the best revenge was when the police department of my ex's town called me and told me that they were going to do a drug raid on my ex's house. They asked where he might hid his goods. I told them and other information they needed for other suspicious activity. He is serving time right now. Now that is revenge.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

That is seriously good revenge, WW!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Hell hath no fury.... One needs to be careful of our ex'es.LOL


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Oh yeah Sixty, watch ye back at all times lol


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ethel smith 7 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

Sweet revenge :)


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Definitely, Ethel


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prasetio30 7 years ago from malang-indonesia

thanks for share.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks for dropping by Prasetio


matahari 7 years ago

Kia Ora I knew you would spot me .......It'll be shape shifter next........I just have to keep ahead, hell u get around the cuisine in your life must be wondrous. My ultimate plan is to shift the forums into the Hubs, as you can see I have been successful to date. These days I am a newbie squid. As crazy as ever. People just take me way too seriously. Have a good night Cindy. Gotta keerp movin.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Kia Ora and I'll see you around in many forms and shapes lol


badbadgirl 7 years ago

Shewer will lol


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

You are bad! lol


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The Lost Dutchman 7 years ago from Flanders (Belgium)

I'm not to first, I see... to LOveryL with this one! I'm going to Stumble it!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Thanks TLD! I find your hubs fascinating!


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Reynolds_Writing 7 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

Very amusing! Like the doormat idea.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah RW, nothing like wiping your dirty shoes across the face of your ex!


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BrianFanslau 7 years ago from Eagan, MN

Yeah can't say I've hated my ex but sure are good ideas for people I don't care for.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Yeah Brian, sometimes revenge does make you feel better, as if there was some kind of justice!


samanths 7 years ago

i will make a tatto of him on my ass, so whenever i sit on toilet, will do the number 1.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Samanths, lol, an excellent plan!


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Perpeptua 5 years ago

I like the toilet seat idea - something to aim for.


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cindyvine 5 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Perpetua the toilet seat is one of my favorites!


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PADDYBOY60 4 years ago from Centreville Michigan

This was funny. Thanks


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cindyvine 4 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine Author

Glad to bring a smile to your dial, Paddyboy!

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