Writing - Ten Most Unusual Writing Tips

I learned about writing through dating. My dating wing-man and I hung out in bars and tried to talk to women. I was horrible at it. None spoke to me more than 30 seconds while his stories would leave them laughing for what felt like hours. They might still be laughing. He finally told me your stories suck They're too long. Cut out every second sentence. It worked and applies to most writing - get right into the story.

1. Throw out the first and last paragraphs.

2. Take a good crap each day. If your body isn't flowing then your writing won't either. Eat lots of fiber and get exercise. Sitting at a desk for too long leads to constipated writing.

3. Coffee. Writers write about their addictions or to fuel their addictions. You'll find a lot of heavy drinkers, addicts and womanizers in the writing pantheon. You'll find Zen Masters, marathon runners and mountain climbers. Find your passion and you'll find your voice. Drinking a beer stein of coffee wakes my muse each morning.

4. Don't ask permission. There's no need to say, "I think ...", "I feel that ... " or that foul acronym "IMHO". You're writing.it - we get that it's your opinion.

5. Break the laws of physics. Writing frees you from time, gravity. Your characters can fly, break laws, live on other planets. Play with it - don't chain yourself to life as usual.

6. Risk. All artists play with boundaries. Deduct 1% quality from your story for each group that you worry about offending. Say what we're thinking, but don't dare to say. It's easy to always do the safe, expected story that won't offend. Take some chances.

7. Use a lot of periods. University textbooks are filled with semi-colons and long sentences. Your writing should go "Boom" without the need for an exclamation mark.

8. Write when you're angry. Write about what you love and hate. Just broke up with your girl-friend - I bet you've got some pretty intense emotions. Write about it.

9. Don't be a bookworm. Hemingway skied, hunted big-game, fished, and drank a lot. Fill your writing tank with life experiences. Listen to the voices around you in the supermarket, shamelessly eavesdrop on the people at the next table in the coffee shop. You need to harvest a lot wheat for the writing mill.

10. Finish with a twist.

Then take out every second sentence.

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FloBe 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

It's true! Too many times we worry about what people are going to think of our writing before we've even put a word on paper. Every person is different and unique and their writing should be too. Your perspective is refreshing.


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UlrikeGrace 4 years ago from Canada

Voted up and interesting...your writing made me sit up a little more and I giggled a bit as I read through it. But I suspect I will not quickly forget the unique tips presented here. Thank you for this...my muse is amused and inspired.


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asmaiftikhar 4 years ago from Pakistan

voted up dear that is really a useful and informative hub.Thanks for sharing this hub.


Arlene V. Poma 4 years ago

A Hub to tape next to my computer and remind me why I write in the first place. Bookmarked, voted up, and everything else.


Ghaelach 4 years ago

Morning Johndvan.

We do tend to worry about offending someonewith our writing.

A lot of good tips and will try to put some of them into my hubs.

Take care.

LOL Ghaelach


Duchess OBlunt 4 years ago

Your title caught me attention, your writing kept me reading. You take your own advise to heart. Loved it!

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