3-D Breasts

 

3-D breasts!!( . )( . )

 

 ©-MFB III 

 

She had
3-D breasts,
they popped

(  .  )(  .  )


right out at you
even though you
tried hard
not to notice.


But they were always
way ahead of her
in school
and they came
around corners
like two buses
colliding
on a lollipop street.


She must have
been a triple
C- cup
cause you couldn't
miss C-ing them.


They jiggled
and wobbled
like two
Humongous
goblets
of peach jello.


"There's always
room for
that you know!"


And boy,

she had room
she got whole rooms
to look at her.


Much like airbags
the force of
their release,
could quite easily
decapitate the head
off any young boy
or at least
give it a good twist.


She taught health class
and when she talked about
artificial resuscitation
I could hardly breathe.


When she bent over
my desk to check a paper
the shadow was like
Mt. McKinley
and I had a
little climber
all ready to go.


But when she talked
about premature
ejaculation
I was already finished.


Ahhh...but
she died last year
at the ripe old age of
ninety-two..and
boy was
that funeral tempting.


I'll bet ya the coffin
was an extra
ten inches high.


I know I used
to feel that way
less three
spare the rod...
and spoil the child.


But I didn't go

to the funeral you know
cause it might have

been like the
Hindenburg
after the fall.


Two pendulums now
stilled from their
final swing,
into a six foot hole
that covers all 
things 3-D-lightful
from view forevermore.


Thanks,  Miss Quick

for the Mammaries
some Adolescent embarrassment
and a healthier
then usual puberty.

(   .   )(   .   )............MFB III

A true story from the heyday of my youth.

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Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean

That is hilarious. :D She's laughing at you from beyond I bet.


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ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

Ha,ha,ha!!!!


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kowality 6 years ago from Everywhere

Holy crap MFB. We pissed ourselves laughing. Damn good stuff my friend. Whewww...we barely got through the whole poem without bustin a gut.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

Man this was great. Another "set" quickly came to mind. I hope I can relate of them- but alas -I cannot match this superior description. Dude!

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