5 Jokes About the Environment

Discussing the environment can get heated, overwhelming, and downright depressing. Maybe it is time to take a break from the serious stuff about the environment.

Let’s try to get some laughs out of the planet. Here are five jokes about the environment.

Please share your own by leaving a comment at the bottom of the page.

Joke #1

What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?

-Oregon!

So, it works whether you are in California or Washington—you can totally burn both states depending on where you are. I’m from Cali, but live in Seattle now…so I get the pleasure of both worlds. Yup, this joke is 100% me.

Joke #2

What are the differences between a good recycler and a bad recycler?

Good Recycler: You carefully separate your recyclables, cans, paper, and glass, before filling your recycle bins.

Bad Recycler: You give the recycle bins to the kids to use as toboggans.

Joke #3

Not That Kind of Recycling!

A woman returned home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another, younger woman. Just as she was about to rip her husband a new one, he quickly explained the situation:

“You have to hear about how this happened. While driving home, I saw this young girl looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. Since she was hungry, I brought her home and fed her some of the leftovers in the refrigerator that you had forgotten about. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don’t wear because they went out of style. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Her jeans were worn and full of holes, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?’"

The man still can’t sit comfortably.

Joke #4

At a press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening. Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just springtime.

Joke #5

A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.

The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”

To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”

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Comments 59 comments

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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon

Some really great ones! Tobbogans? LOL


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sdorrian 8 years ago from Chicago

Thanks for these. Very funny!!


Rashi 8 years ago

they r tooo long yaar!


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misterpm 8 years ago from Netherlands

Funny! Thx!


kavya 8 years ago

superb


jake 8 years ago

ok seen better


bubs 7 years ago

2 long and some not funny.

i need jokes for 2nd year (grade 7 i think)

im using them in a speech


Neela 7 years ago

weired


aisha 7 years ago

hey i love those jokes


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kephrira 7 years ago from Birmingham

A couple of funny ones, thanks for making me laugh. If I think of one to add then I'll come back, but my mind is blank at the moment.


Anirudd 7 years ago

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!these are funny


TONSILL SAID JIM 7 years ago

These are oddddd


214 7 years ago

hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


farter alan 7 years ago

are you sure there jokes


Allana 7 years ago

luv d joke wit the husband an wife!!!


lol 6 years ago

these jokes are sooo weird


drsanjeev mandal 6 years ago

nice jokes..............


May-May waz here!!!:) 6 years ago

O.K? WAT.............????


$amantha 6 years ago

Thx 4 d jokes! I'm using them in a column for jokes for a magazine competition...I hope you don't mind...


ib wright 6 years ago

breaking news: large air spill at offshore wind farm, lives hang in the balance!


nandizz 6 years ago

luv ur funny jokes they realy know hw to mke me laugh out loud


Vanessa Procter 6 years ago

Great jokes....got anymore?


shreya 6 years ago

not dat gud.....:-(


eguru 6 years ago

Nice jokes


eguru 6 years ago

Post more jokes please


Anuja 6 years ago

....ha ha ha.... really funny.....gud!!


dr eldo 6 years ago

nice jokes


sapna 6 years ago

worst jokes ever heard


sexy 6 years ago

sapna if u cant motivate anyone so don't discourage him. acc.to me they were really funny. god bless & sapna improve ur mentality


akshara 6 years ago

the jokes were amazing those who are saying that they are bad are unable to understand them so forget about them &keep it upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.


HUHUH 5 years ago

THESE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY MY WILLY FELL OFF AND RECYCLED ITSELF INTO A CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


HAHAHAH 5 years ago

Sorry with a recycled 's'. I love these jokes OMFG

LOOOOOOOL


GreyBEARD 5 years ago

TOBBOGANNS!? OMG! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFLLLLL!


Jokes are Not Funny 5 years ago

Theese Jokes are Hilarious


ZakR 5 years ago

love the jokes recycling ftw lmao


5 years ago

hooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaa


Ghouls of Gazerus 5 years ago

These jokes are dead fam... Join us and we'll defeat GreyBeard and rule the world... NUFF LOVE


Yak Ordassay 5 years ago

These jokes have upset Dark Odyssey, he will pwn!!!


... 5 years ago

...still not bad i think...


GB+YAK  5 years ago

Jolly good jokes


ScatMan22 5 years ago

Just got those blues... be doobie doo be


babygal 5 years ago

stupid and nonsense


loli 5 years ago

preety funny


hhhhh 5 years ago

not good at all.


JewKid 5 years ago

I'm a rare breed of Yamenite Jew.


Zeeshaan 5 years ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMFG! LMAO!! Never laughed as much in my lifeeeee! XD


Laughing Maniac 5 years ago

OH MY GOD THESE JOKES A TRULY HILARIOUS.

I'm also a Yamenite Jew, searching for my female gazzelle. Abosouletly funny.


Victoria Salter 5 years ago

I have an enviromental joke for anyone. You may laugh at it on one condition: DO NOT tell anyone who works for/in Devon County Council. Here it is:

The Council building up new, economical buildings on the flood plains in Devon, England. They want to call this town "Cranbrook" and they are building it up now. Shame they can't "build up" their own common sense.


srishti 5 years ago

They are real funny! I told these in my assembly and everyone was laughing sooooo lound


GreyBEARD 4 years ago

I have returned to laugh at these hillarious mind pondering recycling jokes. You pretty much recycled my laughter :)

TEAM GB Copyright


bobo 4 years ago

these are so funny!:)


LOL 4 years ago

after reading these jokes I couldn't stop laughing


lolo 4 years ago

stupid jokes, not very funny


guhika bhandari 4 years ago

niceeeeeee thing to laugh


maysa 3 years ago

its so OAK WARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Ruby H Rose 3 years ago from Northwest Washington on an Island

what a great idea, lighten up about the environment, pretty funny stuff!


bhavya 3 years ago

wrst jokes I hv evr seen


Deepali Paspule 24 months ago

Boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg


Shubha 5 months ago

O god they are so funny

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