5 Stupid Jokes
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Two muffins are in an oven.
Just chilling and baking.
Suddenly one of them yells "Boy, it's hot in here!"
"Aaaarrr", replies the other muffin, "It's, a talking muffin!"
A woman was walking a young child when she was aproached by a drunk man.
"Boy, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen.", said the drunk as he wandered off.
As the woman burst out crying a mailman came past, and asked if she was ok.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"It can't be that bad" said the mailman as he tried to comfort her "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp
Joke 3 : A short one
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen.
Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay, could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shaking his head and says "No, we don't serve food here"
A mushroom walks into the same bar and says "Hay, could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom replies "Really, But I'm Fungi"
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