5 more minutes, please!!

Source

Bear with me please.....!



No! Is not about intimacy or more time in bed

Just woke up and HP is already tormenting my brain

This freaking addiction is making me insane

"Check status Lord, maybe you got HP's e-mail"


I need a cup of coffee and some french toast, I guess

Real HouseWife, I forgot your recipe. I'm a mess

Straight to the bathroom and I ran out of tooth paste (disregard toilet paper)

I look myself in the mirror and I scream!!


Forget about you HP

I need a break from thee

Shoot! I forgot to comment on that HOTD

better sign in and get over with it


But Seriously HP! didn't tell you to leave me alone?

"You better check your feeding. Won't you sweet Lord"

No way! Now my lap top is talking to me, Oh my!

"You know..! You gotta keep that score high!"


I wish I could go to bed for just five more minutes

"Then you will miss Mary615 Puerto rico's latest"

I wish you could just shout your mouth!

"careful lord! You promised not to be this loud"


Source

Now what! My score went down from 95?

"I cannot tell you... You know why!"

Gotta check Victoria Lynn's hub then

"Yeah, how to keep you score high!"


Now would you stop enticing me?

"Just share Janine huldie's latest hub"

I know, she is a team player, for sure

"Don't forget to re-start me later sweet Lord"


Yeah I need to take a quick nap again

That pascal's triangle burnt my brain

I need another five more minutes and I will be fine

Nothing like resting before HP take over .... my mind!


Wait! I forgot to write a summary and that pinterest thing

"What about delicious, Stumble upon and a comment from Lathing?"

This addiction is getting on my nerves!

You know what... I'm simply going back to bed!

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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

I have to totally agree with you the whole 5 minutes more deal with Hubpages. I wake up and immediately check Hubpages too. Thank you for saying I am a team player and including me in your latest hub. I am truly humbled and honored by the mention. Of course I voted up and shared too!


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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Ok, ok, I will be the first to comment so you can go back to bed!! Guess someone beat me to it, that Janine is always jumping the gun!! This is hilarious ..... Talk about addiction, you sound like me!! :)

Voting up and awesome......


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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

LaThing, my kids are actually playing and being good right now. So I actually had a moment to check and comment while they are awake, not napping or sleeping for the night!


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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

lol, Janine, you don't have to explain.... You are a wonderful Companion.... I see you every where, and that's a good thing :)

Love reading your comments.....


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Deborah Brooks 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Lord, my friend.. I kept saying that last night I stayed up till 12:30 wanting to comment on one more person... I love your poem so cute.. made me laugh .. get a nap my friend.. voting up and sharing

debbie


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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

Thank you so much LaThing for that compliment. It is totally appreciated!!


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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

You are welcome Jan! :)

By the way JD, .... Thanks for the mention, wasn't expecting it! really appreciate it!


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I gotta tell you....one of the more stressful times of the entire day is when I log on in the morning and see over 100 emails notifications waiting for me.....it's like getting hit in the head as a wake up call......ARGHHHHHHH

Then I have my coffee and a shower and I'm ready to face the deluge.

Great hub my friend; thoroughly enjoyed it and related to it.


iamaudraleigh 4 years ago

Love your rant! Enjoy your rest! LOL! So great!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

You're a riot Lord - and yeah I think we are all addicted - sad sacks!

Oh well let's forget about it and have coffee and toast:) lol


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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

Oh LORD,

I immediately knew what you were talking about... as if...!

This is "R"elatable with all CAPS... I'm thinking a Hubbies Anonymous is in order??


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Janine Huldie, You are welcome dear friend! This addiction can get out of hand and it's showns in this rant! Thanks for commenting and being so kind.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Lathing. So you were that friend, that was feeding us with your hubs and quintassential hidden messages? I better be careful when I read your inpirations... Thanks anyways for staying in touch!


Vincent Moore 4 years ago

Heck I know just how you feel my Lord. Tis the night that this poet burns the wick at both ends and sleep is enticing but distant from his thoughts. Vincent must scribe until the ink is dry and his head sometimes will lay to rest for a nap on his desk.

Awakened afresh he to opens his emails first and sipping his java will steal a read or two or three of the latest hubs written by talented scribes like yourself. I just wish I had more time? oh well one must be happy with the time at hand to enjoy writers like you. Now go get some sleep my Lord.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Debbie Brooks, I took that rewarding nap, and almost fell from my bed. You seem to have the same addiction I see. Thanks for being such a sweet friend!

Lathing, don't worry I needed your profile name just to make my last stanza rhym.... (joking) But, yeah, you always popping out from nowhere...!


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Ha. I believe we all understand from where you are coming. It is addictive and one's mind does have those thoughts, as you say, no, I need to do this first, etc. Loved this! Hilarious and sweet. In His Love, Faith Reaper


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

I believe you Bill. Actually I just disabled the emailing feeding, becasue would be nutts just to answer a hundred hubs or more in a day. Time runs out quick, and we need to write as well. Thanks for reading us!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Thanks Billy,

this hub was written this morning and you can see how In reacted: I wrote this inspiration in 35 minutes. We all can relate and shout whenever we can. Great comment!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

AudraLeigh,

Yeah! I felt helpless, and had to reboot my computer. The scenario was real and was written down with no problem. Glad you had fun!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

RealHousewife,

Was thinking about your mocrowave tips and forgot! I didn't make my grocery shoopings yet. You always making us smile though. Have a great evening! Watch that parrot, he seems to be sneaky.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Maria Jordan,

A Hubbies Anonymous and a commenters Anonymous would fit right in. jokes aside, we are fine this way. We signed the contract and we cannot leave the marriage just like that!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Vincent, You really made our day with that comment that paints a friend, who we think we met before. Still thinking of that sub sandwich at the Quarter end. Maybe we can invite Epi to join us one day. But he has miss Tiffy, so we will see...! Thanks for stopping by!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hello Faith Reaper,

I can imagine so many friends going through the same dilemma of answering their followers and commenting, 24 hrs might be so short, gi you add family, sleepness and your own activities. Thanks for reading us again; see ya soon!


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Julie DeNeen 4 years ago from Clinton CT

It must be something in the water... :) (giggle)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Joesph,

Awesome hub! These are some truly great people you have mentioned here! I definitely agree with the five minutes concept, and can relate for sure! :)


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Man, I can relate. Addiction is BAD..Go back to bed..HaHa


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Julie De Neen,

Must the water, or that coffee... perhaps is that french toast, who knows. Anyways seems that we are not the only ones addicted. Thanks for stopping by!

Josh, I guess we mentioned people that we admire and could adorn this little rant. You are the greatest boy! Take care!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Always Exploring Lol! Too late, will be heading to bed in 2 hours. So I will stick around like a zombie. As long as you get the kick out of this, I will be fine. Have a resourceful dream!


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Didn't know you were that attached to HP....your readers win though, for your writing is exceptional!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Pickles&rufus,

Yeah! Unfortunately we are addicted to the core. We wanted to sleep 5 more minutes, and is already 7 am. This can be sickening, but worth it!

Thansk so much!


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Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom

Hi lord, so funny!!!

No matter what I am doing in a day, HP is my first and last thought!!

8 hours sleep? a thing of the past.......

Addicted and lov'in it!

Great hub and voted up!


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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

Lord, you're so funny and so RIGHT at the same time. We have to feed this addiction!

Thanks for the mention. :-)

I love the coffee cup. I may have to get one.

Really, really, really enjoyed reading this!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Thanks Leslie and Vicky Hodges,

Things like these should be played by JIM Carrey in a movie. I would give him some scenes, that we play religiously every day. Yeah we all can relate. Thanks for smiling back...Hi Gizmo!


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roxygurl464 4 years ago from New Jersey

Too true Lord! I have found myself checking my HP page more often than my FB page these days...so addicting!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Roxygurl64,

Just trying to take extra 5 minutes from our sleep to answer all these coments lol! We all go through this addictive path. But the thing is...we enjoyed it ever minute...every 5 minutes to measure it up better..!


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girishpuri 4 years ago from NCR , INDIA

awesome hub, friend , voted up.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi there GirishPuri, Thanks. We all can relate to this one Lol! You have a great day!


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

lotd de cross..loved the hub....my last 5 minutes with HP turned into 12 hours and I still haven't read all my e-mails...funny how the time flies when we get into " CYBER WORLD ! "...but I'm not complaining..you guys give me an excuse to " perpetuate "..

thanks..


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Excuse to perpetuate? Lol! It goes both ways KJ! You are so hilarious! No wonder, we cannot keep up with your comments. Thanks for the chuckles!


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raciniwa 4 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

can i ask for an extension of your five minutes mighty lord? i really need that break...


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Raciniwa, thanks dear for your interesting comments. You can take more than five minutes if you want. You are so funny!

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