I'm A Gonna Be a Kick Ass Angel !

Well my friends , it's time to spill the beans ! Whatever that means , ! But here goes anyway . When your old friend , old Ahorseback finally gives up the ghost , kicks the bucket , buys the farm , takes the last train , or whatever final moment that life does allow me ...... I'm coming back ....." I'll be Baaaaccckkkkk!"........Yes , hear me now ! ...I will not go peacefully into that dark night ! I will return with the idea and full intention of vengeance for all the evils in our world and a vengeance never before seen !

I will be the bully that all bullies ultimately fear ! From pre school to old school , I'm gonna be the worst enemy of bullies everywhere , bullies at that point may actually become extinct ! ........The next thing on my list are Child Abusers .........the worst that life Here , has to offer !.....Be warned ! I Will , I will be your very worst enemy y

And then ......lets see , I'm going after the pretty boy jocks .....Yes ! You know !, ...the ones who always walked around with the most air headed female beauties on their arms ! Yes ....I know they were air-heads . but hey .......they were pretty ,..... ! No sense masking my emotions at this point ! I know ..... I'm showing my weakness !

And this about where I get serious ............I will be the hero that steps up to the plate for some of the lesser powers that be , poets ! Poets everywhere will become instantly rich ! No longer to scrape the barrel of the great literary world !.....And yes , let's see , there's the media ......I will eliminate every source of irritation to the public known today , Sam Donaldsons hairpiece , Tom Brokows serious voice-- but no common sense , Barbawwwaa Waltaaaaas ! ...Please ... and sixty minutes will become sixty seconds !

Now here's the thing ........I 've got to start acquiring a list of my friends most irritating life experiences , Car salesmen , vacuum cleaner salesmen , bible salesmen [women ] , what ever your point of contention in this life , you should let me know .....asap ! I will be your hero !....And why you ask ?.....Because I have found the Hubbers are the best people on this flat place we call earth .........Well ......And I'm here for Ya !

So please , Don't leave me here tilting at windmills , help me out , what can I do for U ?


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Petra Vlah 3 years ago from Los Angeles

As long as you promised to take care of the poets, there is nothing else I can ask for. Maybe we will not become instantly rich, but some appreciation will do us good. And thank you for taking on the bad guys and hopefully get rid of them once and for all. Imagine how nice the world could be with more poets and less evil assholes

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Ha ! Petra my friend , You said it better than I ....lol....ed

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SilverGenes 3 years ago

Would you consider having a go at the world banks? Maybe mess with their decimals ...? Some paint ball parties perhaps?

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Becky Katz 3 years ago from Hereford, AZ

The VA. They provide lousy care and take foreeevvveeerrr to approve a claim. We waited 17 years. Kick them in the bottom and get them MOVING. Three months to get an appointment to see the Dr., for a heart problem. Six months to get a mental health appointment. In that length of time, someone will die or decide it is best to do some mass shootings. Or just commit suicide. And they say they care! Sarcasm font is needed here.

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Lets do it Sillvergenes , You and I , paintballs and pellet guns ! Shoot them all in the A$$! Hope you are well up there in the highlands !....Ed

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SilverGenes 3 years ago

Ed, I am very well and I hope you are, too. I'm definitely in for the plan and whoever gets there first starts picking out the paint :)

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torrilynn 3 years ago

interesting article.

i like your take on going after the pretty boy jocks

thanks for the read

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Pixienot 3 years ago from Clarksville, Indiana

Dear Ahorseback,

I follow your work, but seldom comment. This is a red-letter-day. You are so passionate I can feel your strength! God's gonna keep you quite busy.

I so admire your goals and your foresight for our great country that finds itself in a real bad place. So I cheer you on! Make way for me when I arrive. I'm sure I can find a useful contribution. Being an empath, the pain of my fellow countrymen/women is sometimes close to unbearable. It gets worse each day.

But don't go too soon. Hone your plan and continue to share with us.

Sincerely, a fan


PS: Just for the fun of it, read aloud to yourself your second paragraph of this article. :)

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Pixienot , Thank you my dear ! I got it-- I think , sometimes I just throw these things out there ?!?! I'm happy that you share , I KNOW that you have so much to share and do not worry yourself of humanities shortfalls , there will be a reconning and you an angel !......Ed

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ahorseback 3 years ago Author

Thank you all so much !

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