I'm A Gonna Be a Kick Ass Angel !
Well my friends , it's time to spill the beans ! Whatever that means , ! But here goes anyway . When your old friend , old Ahorseback finally gives up the ghost , kicks the bucket , buys the farm , takes the last train , or whatever final moment that life does allow me ...... I'm coming back ....." I'll be Baaaaccckkkkk!"........Yes , hear me now ! ...I will not go peacefully into that dark night ! I will return with the idea and full intention of vengeance for all the evils in our world and a vengeance never before seen !
I will be the bully that all bullies ultimately fear ! From pre school to old school , I'm gonna be the worst enemy of bullies everywhere , bullies at that point may actually become extinct ! ........The next thing on my list are Child Abusers .........the worst that life Here , has to offer !.....Be warned ! I Will , I will be your very worst enemy y
And then ......lets see , I'm going after the pretty boy jocks .....Yes ! You know !, ...the ones who always walked around with the most air headed female beauties on their arms ! Yes ....I know they were air-heads . but hey .......they were pretty ,..... ! No sense masking my emotions at this point ! I know ..... I'm showing my weakness !
And this about where I get serious ............I will be the hero that steps up to the plate for some of the lesser powers that be , poets ! Poets everywhere will become instantly rich ! No longer to scrape the barrel of the great literary world !.....And yes , let's see , there's the media ......I will eliminate every source of irritation to the public known today , Sam Donaldsons hairpiece , Tom Brokows serious voice-- but no common sense , Barbawwwaa Waltaaaaas ! ...Please ... and sixty minutes will become sixty seconds !
Now here's the thing ........I 've got to start acquiring a list of my friends most irritating life experiences , Car salesmen , vacuum cleaner salesmen , bible salesmen [women ] , what ever your point of contention in this life , you should let me know .....asap ! I will be your hero !....And why you ask ?.....Because I have found the Hubbers are the best people on this flat place we call earth .........Well ......And I'm here for Ya !
So please , Don't leave me here tilting at windmills , help me out , what can I do for U ?