A Run in the Rain

Rainy Afternoon

An Accidental Scandal

On an afternoon

so drippy,

I decided to run

Thought it would be spiffy.

~

In haste, I donned

For my escapade

Before my thoughts

Could me dissuade.

~

Out on the pavement,

Out on the black,

The thunder did roll,

The lightning did crack.

~

Coasting along street,

I determined to be

The model runner,

So careless, so free.

~

In the splash of water,

I hear a car horn

Possibly protesting a figure

Of sanity shorn.

~

I continue to run

Despite more of the same.

This is my moment

Of imaginary fame.

~

Huffing along,

My clothes are quite soaking,

Once dry skin,

By rain now is cloaking.

~

In the world of wet,

In a place not quite my own,

A car horn blares again,

But I am almost home.

~
Perhaps, I think,

There’s a possibility

That these dry drivers

Are envious of me!

~

Picking up my gait,

I lengthen my stride.

This chick on the road

Has nothing to hide.

~

Reaching the end,

I enter the door.

Leaving behind the drivers

Wishing to be like me more.

~

Yet just why were the cars

A honking at a runner?

Did they themselves wish

That their lives were funner?

~

Wracking my brain,

I try to determine,

The cause of this problem,

The reason for this vermin.

~

The door opens,

My husband returns.

A certain smile he gives

--it’s my clothes he must burn—

~

But I must set about

To determine “Why?”

I ask without preface,

Then wait for his reply.

~

He laughs at once,

before revealing to me

In a wet white T-shirt

Clad before all I be!

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Wesman Todd Shaw 5 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

LOL! I have to ask, did you do that? hahaha! I can sort of imagine you thinking about stuff, stories, perhaps writing in your head while jogging. . . .and not thinking twice about it.

You have to be careful with that - us young guys wreck perfectly good vehicles over such things!


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Elefanza 5 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain Author

I kind of did that. Although the shirt was white, it was a thick white. But it was covered by a black jacket. I did end up making up this poem as I was running though and had a lot of fun imagining a more ridiculous element to it. But you're right, I DO need to be careful as I can be kind of a ditz about that! Ha!


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Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

And so goes the west tee-shirt running contest! LOL! WB


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Elefanza 5 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain Author

Indeed! Only in this case, it was Mid-West. Glad you enjoyed!


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okmom23 5 years ago from Midwest, U.S.A.

Yes, enjoyed! Isn't it odd how we learn these life lessons? Thank you for sharing.


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chspublish 5 years ago from Ireland

Good poem. Very enjoyable. Thanks for the writing.


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Elefanza 5 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain Author

Glad you enjoyed.


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Elefanza 5 years ago from Somewhere in My Brain Author

The way life lessons are learned can be quite humorous at times! I think I'm proof of that. And I'm glad you found merriment in it, Okmom! I thoroughly enjoyed writing it.

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