What's the hell you are doing ? It's a matter of disgrace!
Friends decided at a meeting
that they would go to the shopping mall,
Jointly choosing items to buy
will be interesting and a fun after all.
Paul asked ‘ if our wives want to,
can they come with us too?’
Jim laughed and said ‘Well, better not,
later it will be clear to you.
Some friends are absent today,
It is your duty, Paul,
to tell them about the plan for today,
please make urgent telephone call.’
Peter’s phone was down, he was away from town,
returned on the shopping day,
Paul was happy to suddenly find him on the street
and this is what he had to say.
‘ This afternoon we are going to the mall,
do shopping, have snacks and beer.
Leave all your work and come on time,
we will have a lot of fun my dear !
We shall all meet at the club
and from there proceed to the mall.
It will be a fun , this I can assure,
there will be no trouble at all!
We would keep our clothes at the club
and proceed to the mall nude.
So come to the club, have smile on your face ,
come with a carefree mind my dude.’
Peter was surprised, asked with anger
‘Have you gone out of your head?’
Paul laughed and said ‘Well my friend,
this is the plan we have made.’
Peter replied ‘You are all nuts,
this plan doesn’t suit my taste,
I would rather be at home,
I am tired, I think I would take some rest.’
Returning home he laughed and said to his wife
‘I am off to the shopping mall.
For God’s sake if the phone rings
don’t answer to the call.'
He ran with a camera on his shoulder
and waited at a good spot,
And as the friends came naked on the road
he got ready to take the first shot.
He shot photos, quite good in numbers
and started to laugh aloud,
Jim heard it and so the others,
they all gave him a big shout.
‘Let’s get him’, shouted Jim,
So all friends gave Peter a chase,
But Peter ran fast, very fast
Friends couldn’t beat him in the race!
This sight looked funny and weird
and made some people frown.
An old man shouted ‘Go to hell you all,
You just can’t do this in this town.’
Someone cried ‘What’s the hell are you doing?
It’s a matter of disgrace!
Stay naked at home , if you so wish,
but not in a public place.’
The naked young men ran back fast,
Such a run they never had in the past,
They reached the club, put on their clothes
and felt relief at last
Peter followed them up to the club,
his camera remained busy all the way!
Amongst laughter and fun
Many people followed him suit
It was their funniest day!
The news had spread all throughout the town
Many people came to see the sight !
Some people were socked,
Said ‘ Shame!, Shame! , Shame!’
some laughed loudly in utter delight.
The Police came and got hold of Paul
And all his friends too,
Peter hid behind a tree
And wondered what to do!
Cops grabbed him by his neck
before he could find a chance to flee,
They all had to pay heavy fine
And later, with warning , set free.
The silly episode came to an end,
They all walked back home, heads down,
Made promises to do something very good in future
setting examples to all in the town!.
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