What's the hell you are doing ? It's a matter of disgrace!

Friends decided at a meeting

that they would go to the shopping mall,

Jointly choosing items to buy

will be interesting and a fun after all.


Paul asked ‘ if our wives want to,

can they come with us too?’

Jim laughed and said ‘Well, better not,

later it will be clear to you.


Some friends are absent today,

It is your duty, Paul,

to tell them about the plan for today,

please make urgent telephone call.’


Peter’s phone was down, he was away from town,

returned on the shopping day,

Paul was happy to suddenly find him on the street

and this is what he had to say.


‘ This afternoon we are going to the mall,

do shopping, have snacks and beer.

Leave all your work and come on time,

we will have a lot of fun my dear !


We shall all meet at the club

and from there proceed to the mall.

It will be a fun , this I can assure,

there will be no trouble at all!


We would keep our clothes at the club

and proceed to the mall nude.

So come to the club, have smile on your face ,

come with a carefree mind my dude.’


Peter was surprised, asked with anger

‘Have you gone out of your head?’

Paul laughed and said ‘Well my friend,

this is the plan we have made.’


Peter replied ‘You are all nuts,

this plan doesn’t suit my taste,

I would rather be at home,

I am tired, I think I would take some rest.’


Returning home he laughed and said to his wife

‘I am off to the shopping mall.

For God’s sake if the phone rings

don’t answer to the call.'


He ran with a camera on his shoulder

and waited at a good spot,

And as the friends came naked on the road

he got ready to take the first shot.


He shot photos, quite good in numbers

and started to laugh aloud,

Jim heard it and so the others,

they all gave him a big shout.


‘Let’s get him’, shouted Jim,

So all friends gave Peter a chase,

But Peter ran fast, very fast

Friends couldn’t beat him in the race!


This sight looked funny and weird

and made some people frown.

An old man shouted ‘Go to hell you all,

You just can’t do this in this town.’


Someone cried ‘What’s the hell are you doing?

It’s a matter of disgrace!

Stay naked at home , if you so wish,

but not in a public place.’


The naked young men ran back fast,

Such a run they never had in the past,

They reached the club, put on their clothes

and felt relief at last


Peter followed them up to the club,

his camera remained busy all the way!

Amongst laughter and fun

Many people followed him suit

It was their funniest day!


The news had spread all throughout the town

Many people came to see the sight !

Some people were socked,

Said ‘ Shame!, Shame! , Shame!’

some laughed loudly in utter delight.


The Police came and got hold of Paul

And all his friends too,

Peter hid behind a tree

And wondered what to do!


Cops grabbed him by his neck

before he could find a chance to flee,

They all had to pay heavy fine

And later, with warning , set free.


The silly episode came to an end,

They all walked back home, heads down,

Made promises to do something very good in future

setting examples to all in the town!.






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Comments 22 comments

Steve Oberoi 3 years ago

Ha Ha Ha ... I like this funny poem.Good composition. Thank God that the silly episode came to an end ! :) :)

Voted Up, Funny & Beautiful.


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Kamalesh050 3 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Glad you have liked the poem. Thank you so much for sparing time to read and comment. Take care my friend.

Best Wishes, Kamalesh


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Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

Ha ha from me too. Even funnier if those wives had found them out! lol ^


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jhamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

Nothing like a creative streak! Jamie


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Kamalesh050 3 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Hi Jackie! Yes,you are right. Indeed It would have been funnier if the wives had found out ! Ha Ha Ha. Well may be I shall try to edit the poem that way later. Thanks a lot for your suggestion. Take care my friend and have a wonderful weekend.

Best Wishes, Kamalesh


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Kamalesh050 3 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Hi Jamie, I am so happy to have your kind comment. Thanks a lot. I shall visit your site soon.

Best Wishes, Kamalesh


Helen Mathews 3 years ago

Very creative! Had a good laugh my dear..... Thank you ! :) :)


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Kamalesh050 3 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Hi Helen! So kind of you to read the poem. I am glad that you have liked it.

Have a good day! Best Wishes, Kamalesh


Sueswan 3 years ago

Hi Kamalesh

A very funny and delightful poem.

Voted up +++

Best wishes

Sue


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Kamalesh050 2 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Hi Sue, so nice to see you. Trust you are all well. Thank you very much for sparing time to read and comment. Glad you have liked the poem. Take care and have a good day! Best Wishes,

Kamalesh


Supriya Basu 2 years ago

Had a good time reading the poem - it is so funny! :)


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Kamalesh050 2 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Thank you. Happy to know that you have had some fun reading the poem. :)

Kamalesh


Harpreet Singh 2 years ago

Enjoyed the poem and found it so funny. Good work Kamalesh. Have a nice weekend.


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Kamalesh050 2 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Thank you for reading and commenting. I am so glad that you have enjoyed the poem. Sorry once again for my delayed response! Have a good day, my friend!

Best Wishes, Kamalesh


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Jodah 20 months ago from Queensland Australia

This certainly got me chuckling Kamalesh050. Fancy walking and running around the mall naked..shock shock! Funny poem.


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Kamalesh050 20 months ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Delighted to hear from you. Thank you so much. I am glad that the poem got you chuckling! Ha Ha Ha !


deb287128 18 months ago from Hooghly

Very funny poem. Liked it :)


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Kamalesh050 18 months ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Glad you have liked the poem. Thank you so much. Trust you are all well. Best Wishes, Kamalesh


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Jodah 18 months ago from Queensland Australia

I see you have updated this hub Kamalesh...new cartoon pics and title. Still funny.


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Kamalesh050 18 months ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

That's right .. well just to bring more fun into the poem ! Thank you so much for sparing time to visit again. Hope things are all well with you. Have a good day my friend. Best Wishes, Kamalesh


Patrick 18 months ago

Enjoyed the poem -nice and funny. Well done Kamalesh050.


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Kamalesh050 17 months ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India Author

Glad you have liked the poem. Many thanks.

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